Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Beach Bitch

Snowsnake

1. The Feral Kid from The Road Warrior enjoys a beach holiday.

2. Doctors in Australia recently reported the world's youngest case of PMS.

3. A young Hillary Clinton displays her trademark anger and complete lack of interest in boys.

4. "Back the Hell off, Gary Glitter. I'm not in the mood."

5. Dub didn't know whether he was put off more by her gut or by the conjoined twin growing out of her head.

Wicked Best of Mr. Hankey
Outtakes of Jodie Foster's Coppertone ad have hit the internet.

ROFL Best of Jack Reacher
"Avenge me!"

Best of Army of Dad
Popeye Jr. has all the fun he can stands, he can't stands no more.

Best of metalgarth
Lil' James Hetfield practices his stage moves and faces during his first beach vacation

Best of dadoctah
Looking back, that trip to the beach may have been the turning point for Chaz Bono.

Best of ShoeChick
Dog the Bounty Hunter...the early years.

Best of Rodney Dill
The 10th season of Lost left a little to be desired

Best of Mr. Hankey
As Kyle boasts about his latest conquest, little Julie looks for a place to spit it out.

Best of mklasing
A young Clay Aiken in a maroon speedo unsuccessfully tries to talk to a real woman, oh and there is also a creepy girl in this picture.

36 comments:

Red said...

How much you wanna bet it's a boy? Yikes.

Army of Dad said...

It rubs the sand on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Army of Dad said...

Another typical white person gets his mouthful of sh!t from the Obama administration.

Army of Dad said...

"What do you mean thats not a Tootsie Roll?"

Army of Dad said...

Stained with by his actions, Sandy Berger's grandchildren were not allowed to wear baggy clothes anywhere, even to the beach.

Army of Dad said...

Looks like Popeye Jr. has all the fun he can stands, he can't stands no more.

metalgarth said...

reason #53,587 not to surf in Chernobyl

metalgarth said...

Lil' James Hetfield practices his stage moves and faces during his first beach vacation

Julie the Jarhead said...

The Fabulous Moolah -- the early years.

(And -- yes, I AM dating myself!)

dadoctah said...

Looking back, that trip to the beach may have been the turning point for Chaz Bono.

Mr. Hankey said...

Outtakes of Jodie Foster's Coppertone ad have hit the internet.

ShoeChick said...

Dog the Bounty Hunter...the early years.

Dr.Hardcrab said...

"That IS my limp-wristed brother behind me! You wanna make sumthin' of it??!!!!"

jeff said...

"Why should I be happy - my brother and cousin are back there hitting on my mother!"

Captcha: "copath" - just missing the "Psy"

Army of Mom said...

E True Hollywood Story: Triple H when he was simply H

Army of Mom said...

Psst, check out the lady in the bikini rubbing her ass.

Army of Mom said...

Barney Frank was strangely delighted when the 'topless beach' Google search landed here.

Army of Mom said...

Michael Jackson's image of heaven.

WV: ament

Army of Mom said...

But that's not all, if you call in the next 15 minutes, you'll also get an incredible set of Ginsu knives. You just pay shipping and handling.

Little Bobby loved getting ready for his days as a pitchman.

Double the U said...

OK DAD! Now try and knock out the other tooth.

blue said...

1st child born under Obamacare

dub said...

Beyond Thunderdome....the early years.

mega said...

Sadly, the adopted special-needs children of Melanie and Byrd Billings were left on beaches to fend for themselves once the media had covered the story and moved on.

mega said...

Her parents laughed gently. "I'm sorry, Katie. But covering yourself in mud and doing tribal dances while making clicking sounds doesn't change anything. You're white. The presidency, attorney general, supreme court justice, or any Czar position is not open to you, honey. You need to start thinking about an assistant manager position at Applebees."

Rodney Dill said...

The 10th season of Lost left a little to be desired

ochagirl said...

(ORA?) A relative of Father Jack? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T5snc_LYSY

ochagirl said...

When you're five, every day is Talk Like A Pirate Day.

Mr. Hankey said...

As Kyle boasts about his latest conquest, little Julie looks for a place to spit it out.

mklasing said...

A young Clay Aiken in a maroon speedo unsuccessfully tries to talk to a real woman, oh and there is also a creepy girl in this picture.

Artfldgr said...

President of the lollypop league finally found on vacation after wicked witch found dead with no shoes.

Artfldgr said...

Mother said don't do this or my face would stay this way, now the dog is scared of me.

Artfldgr said...

Daddy says we art stricked vegains... so i eat dirt, like my grandad, buddy ebson

metalgarth said...

Army of Dad is right. That is Popeye Junior. You can tell because the twerp in the Speedo is trying to pick up Alice the Goon by walking like an egyptian

divine miss m said...

Udo Dirkschneider's love child.

Mr. Hankey said...

Don't you hate those Mexican vendors bothering you on the beach?

Jack Reacher said...

"Avenge me!"