Wednesday, July 08, 2009
Aunt Jean Never Married
1. "Excuse us ... we'd like to be alone for a while."
2. Lady, could you clear out for a minute. Jim Lileks needs to photograph this room for the sequel to Interior Desecrators.
3. A participant at an ObamaCare Town Hall Meeting demands nationalized health care for her faceless, limbless, freak-baby.
4. How many of Andrew Sullivan's sexual fetishes can you spot in this picture?
5. Enzyte's new ads are even less subtle.
Wicked Best of metalgarth
Many years later Marci, started taking the "great pumpkin" thing a little too seriously
Best of Viking04
Dog Thought Bubble: "God, please give me Scotchguard fur, or just kill me."
Best of Army of Dad
"just never you mind where I got the yeast!
Best of Silhouette
Smoke one of these, Toto, and we'll be back over the rainbow.
Best of molson
In some countries, these would be the ingredients for a balanced diet.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Welcome back to Elayne's World. Next up, I'm going to fit one of these into the other. Stick around to find out which one is which." Early 90's cable TV shows began to get a little weird.
Best of Army of Mom
And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this squash. The squash and the pillow and that's all I need. And this remote control. The squash, the pillow, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And the Peruvian band pillow. The squash, and the Peruvian band pillow, and the remote control and the orange floral pillow. And this lamp. The squash, the Peruvian band pillow and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The squash, and the Peruvian band pillow, and the remote control, and the purple pillow, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The squash, the remote control, the Peruvian band pillow, this orange floral pillow and the purple pillow. And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
Best of Army of Mom
Eunice shows why she doesn't need a man. Not shown: peanut butter.
Best of Mr. Hankey
Thinking she had committed the perfect crime, Sylvie poses for pictures, not realizing she never washed Steve McNair's blood off of the gourd.
Best of DoubleU
"Grown from a seed, likes to read, and I peed" Carnac the Magnificent gets another one correct.
Best of dadoctah
Is it possible for a MySpace account to have a *negative* number of friends?