1. Ted Haggard's pool-boy has to accommodate some ... unusual ... fetish requests.
2. "Hello, Billy. Want to be touched by an angel?"
3. They've hired 47 of these guys to put on a Vegas-style dance number at Michael Jackson's funeral; and some people said it was going to be tacky.
4. "I think I napalmed his gook village back in '66," McCain said of the apparition.
5. Has anyone figured out what exactly they're proud of?
Best of paul
And the angel of the Lord said unto them, "I look Fabulous!"
Best of Army of Dad
Oops, looks like we walked in on Sulu's new holodeck program.
Best of jj
Job interviews at Barney Frank's office have really gotten tacky lately.
Best of ochagirl
Some people will do anything to distract attention away from their third nipple.
Best of Silhouette
If Bob can get his boss to insult him using the words tinkerbell or fairy, Bob can retire on the settlement money. Bob loves casual Fridays.
Best of Adriane
John Phillip Law looks about as excited as I am to hear Jane Fonda is coming out of retirement for Barbarella 2012.
Best of DaveP.
In reality, Heaven isn't filled with the sounds of harps or choirs of angels: it's filled with the sounds of Evangelicals screaming their lungs out.
Best of racerboy
You think that's bold - you should see the matching sharkskin codpiece.
Best of Mr. Hankey
Obama announces his new Gay Czar.
Best of sonicfrog
The Episcopal church has gone too far this time!