Friday, June 19, 2009

Yeah, Perfect for June. Thanks AoM.

Army of Mom

1. Is there anything sadder than people who are such dumbasses they can't even spell "Dumbasses."

2. Bill O'Reilly's neighbors left the sign up year round, just to piss him off.

3. After the elves moved in, citizens of Duncanville, TX reluctantly concluded they would rather have the sex club back.

4. Christmas in June! Al Gore spots yet another sign of out-of-control global warming.

5."Well, there's no point in taking it down now. In six months, it's just gonna be Christmas again."

7 comments:

GregMan said...

A subtle way of saying, "no fat chicks."

Silhouette said...

What? Spring is a season.

dub said...

The Dub Mask....what the typical Thurzday "girl" needs.

dub said...

The Dub Mask....usually preceded by the phrase "dont get it in my hair".

prince of leaves said...

The Dub Mask: subvariant of "beergoggles" that makes even the most grotesquely deformed and morbidly-obese woman look like a girl who looks like a 13-year-old boy.

Kaptain Krude said...

Dub Masks? Oh my God, dub has a mask. What a sick intercourse!

Submariner said...

ORA:

The "Dub Mask;" sort of the antithesis of a Tony Robbins hypnosis treatment?