Army of Mom
1. Is there anything sadder than people who are such dumbasses they can't even spell "Dumbasses."
2. Bill O'Reilly's neighbors left the sign up year round, just to piss him off.
3. After the elves moved in, citizens of Duncanville, TX reluctantly concluded they would rather have the sex club back.
4. Christmas in June! Al Gore spots yet another sign of out-of-control global warming.
5."Well, there's no point in taking it down now. In six months, it's just gonna be Christmas again."