Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Wookie Got Back


1. "Hold on, Bo, you'll be licking peanut butter in no time. It was invented by a Black Man, you know." ATDHE.

2. ♫ "Kashyyyk face with the Oakland booty... Kashyyyk face with the Oakland booty... Baby got back!"

3. "And then later, I'm going to the vet to get tutored."

4. M'Chel Obama gives Joy Behar a casual tour of the White House grounds.

5. The Obama's explain that they did not reneg on their promise to adopt a shelter dog, but had, in fact, created or saved more than 600,000 shelter dogs.


Best of Whacko
She has the calves and thighs of a pulling guard.

Best of Army of Dad
That is the biggest dingleberry I have every seen!

Best of Army of Dad
I think the South Korean prime minister is due to be here for a state visit. Knowing the Obama's gift giving reputation I feel bad for the dog.

Best of Jack Reacher
V the K's #5 is the funniest caption I've read in a long, long time. Bravo.

Best of Oiao
Aunt Obama has the shape of a syrup bottle.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Sasquatch sightings in the Washington DC area. Film at eleven...

Best of Jay Guevara
Washington (UPI) - The US Postal Service today announced that they're creating two new zip codes for Washington, DC.

Best of dadoctah
Great Moments in Journalism: June 16th, 2009 - for the first time ever, the Washington Post uses the word "badonkadonk" in a photo caption.

Best of flyovercountry
One good thing out of this disaster for Hillary, at last someone with a bigger butt is in the White House.

Best of mpur
Secret Service agents were momentarily confused when they received instructions to "keep eyes on the black dog on the lawn."

Best of dub
They say she is a trophy wife....apparently its just not for First place.

Best of steve o
I suggest a new strategy, R2.
Let the Wookiee walk the dog.

53 comments:

Anonymous said...

Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound?

Whacko said...

She has the calves and thighs of a pulling guard.

Army of Dad said...

That is the biggest dingleberry I have every seen!

Army of Dad said...

"...now go get dat 'possum-we gots ta eat!"

ATDHE

Army of Dad said...

I think the South Korean prime minister is due to be here for a state visit. Knowing the Obama's gift giving reputation I feel bad for the dog.

Army of Dad said...

I CAN HAZ NEW HUMAN?

Army of Dad said...

Part black, part white with a fuzzy outlook and a poor public speaker (without help)-yep that dog is definately an Obama!

Army of Dad said...

I HAZ A SOCULIST!

Van Helsing said...

Bo takes his dog for a walk.

Jack Reacher said...

V the K's #5 is the funniest caption I've read in a long, long time. Bravo.

Jack Reacher said...

Some time later, Bo was eased out of his position for reasons not specified, and Obama would only say he "lost confidence in Bo's leadership abilities." Congress and the media declined to ask for details.

Jack Reacher said...

Tangerine top: $90
Hideous madras shorts: $350
Designer dog: $2000
Letting the dog to do the lawn what your husband is doing to America's economy: Priceless

blue said...

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my

dub said...

Look at that knappy headed Bo!

Red said...

Muhshell got a big ol butt!

metalgarth said...

I hate these damn dog shows where you can't tell the handlers from the dogs without a program

metalgarth said...

"Tonight on the Dog Whisperer, Ceaser gives a black bitch and a half breed some training and teaches their dog to sit"

ATDHE

GregMan said...

Fashion icon? You mean the dog, right?

GregMan said...

I'd rather do the dog than do Muh-chelle. Does that make me a bad man? Or just a man with good eyesight?

Julie the Jarhead said...

I should tape this one to my refrigerator -- after I take the one above if, have it enlarged, and tape it to my bedroom ceiling.

GregMan said...

On a hot Washington summer day, Bo finds it to be nice and shady under Muh-chelle's huge butt.

Oiao said...

Aunt Obama has the shape of a syrup bottle.

Army of Dad said...

"I don't know nothing about scooping no poop!"

Mr. Hankey said...

BITCHES on patrol!!!!

Mr. Hankey said...

Bo takes Michelle out to do her business on the lawn.

Mr. Hankey said...

..and it's not even Thursday yet??

Mr. Hankey said...

Having a newsroom in the White House, ABC News has their first scoop - Sasquatch sightings in the Washington DC area. Film at eleven...

Jay Guevara said...

Barack is down with the bitches and Bo's.

Jay Guevara said...

Having discovered Left and Right Callipygia, we've now found two of the extra states Obama referred to in the campaign. Still looking for the other five, though.

Jay Guevara said...

Washington (UPI) - The US Postal Service today announced that they're creating two new zip codes for Washington, DC.

Oiao said...

When she sits around the house, I mean she really sits around the house! (drumroll)

Viking04 said...

And Sir Mix-A-Lot sez...

mklasing said...

Man do I miss Barbara Bush.

dub said...

This is the clearest Sasquatch picture I've ever seen!!

mega said...

Hillary looked on enviously at the six foot long leash, and wondered why she wasn't given as much room to run.

mega said...

Klingons enjoyed keeping pets that looked much like Earth dogs.

dadoctah said...

Great Moments in Journalism: June 16th, 2009 - for the first time ever, the Washington Post uses the word "badonkadonk" in a photo caption.

mega said...

"Don't poop on the lawn," Michelle gently admonished the editor of Newsweek.

mega said...

Wait, I thought the State Dinner for South Korea wasn't till August.

mega said...

Yep, this is your reward if you become the most powerful man in the history of the planet.

Kaptain Krude said...

Yep, this is your reward if you become the most powerful man in the history of the planet.

The dog, or the...? Uh, never mind.

Anonymous said...

Is it a coincidence their dog is black on the top & white on the bottom? I bet they couldn't resist him.

divine miss m said...

If Hillary was the Arkansas Broadbeam, what should we call M'Chell-O?

Jay Guevara said...

Bo thought bubble: "There goes the neighborhood."

flyovercountry said...

One good thing out of this disaster for Hillary, at last someone with a bigger butt is in the White House.

mpur said...

Secret Service agents were momentarily confused when they received instructions to "keep eyes on the black dog on the lawn."

mpur said...

Watch yo'self, dog, or I'll snatch you up by your nappy weave.

dub said...

They say she is a trophy wife....apparently its just not for First place.

dub said...

If you look closely, you can see the objects in orbit around that huge ass.

Army of Dad said...

divine miss m said...
If Hillary was the Arkansas Broadbeam, what should we call M'Chell-O?

Bleacher butt? Deep dish tush? Chicago Bull Butt?

steve o said...

I suggest a new strategy, R2.
Let the Wookiee walk the dog.

Submariner said...

So; should a "hot time" in the Lincoln Bedroom now be referred to as a "rump roast?"

Submariner said...

divine miss m said...
If Hillary was the Arkansas Broadbeam, what should we call M'Chell-O?


How about the Chicago chaise-lounge?