1. "Hold on, Bo, you'll be licking peanut butter in no time. It was invented by a Black Man, you know." ATDHE.
2. ♫ "Kashyyyk face with the Oakland booty... Kashyyyk face with the Oakland booty... Baby got back!" ♫
3. "And then later, I'm going to the vet to get tutored."
4. M'Chel Obama gives Joy Behar a casual tour of the White House grounds.
5. The Obama's explain that they did not reneg on their promise to adopt a shelter dog, but had, in fact, created or saved more than 600,000 shelter dogs.
Best of Whacko
She has the calves and thighs of a pulling guard.
Best of Army of Dad
That is the biggest dingleberry I have every seen!
Best of Army of Dad
I think the South Korean prime minister is due to be here for a state visit. Knowing the Obama's gift giving reputation I feel bad for the dog.
Best of Jack Reacher
V the K's #5 is the funniest caption I've read in a long, long time. Bravo.
Best of Oiao
Aunt Obama has the shape of a syrup bottle.
Best of Mr. Hankey
Sasquatch sightings in the Washington DC area. Film at eleven...
Best of Jay Guevara
Washington (UPI) - The US Postal Service today announced that they're creating two new zip codes for Washington, DC.
Best of dadoctah
Great Moments in Journalism: June 16th, 2009 - for the first time ever, the Washington Post uses the word "badonkadonk" in a photo caption.
Best of flyovercountry
One good thing out of this disaster for Hillary, at last someone with a bigger butt is in the White House.
Best of mpur
Secret Service agents were momentarily confused when they received instructions to "keep eyes on the black dog on the lawn."
Best of dub
They say she is a trophy wife....apparently its just not for First place.
Best of steve o
I suggest a new strategy, R2.
Let the Wookiee walk the dog.
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Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound?
She has the calves and thighs of a pulling guard.
That is the biggest dingleberry I have every seen!
"...now go get dat 'possum-we gots ta eat!"
ATDHE
I think the South Korean prime minister is due to be here for a state visit. Knowing the Obama's gift giving reputation I feel bad for the dog.
I CAN HAZ NEW HUMAN?
Part black, part white with a fuzzy outlook and a poor public speaker (without help)-yep that dog is definately an Obama!
I HAZ A SOCULIST!
Bo takes his dog for a walk.
V the K's #5 is the funniest caption I've read in a long, long time. Bravo.
Some time later, Bo was eased out of his position for reasons not specified, and Obama would only say he "lost confidence in Bo's leadership abilities." Congress and the media declined to ask for details.
Tangerine top: $90
Hideous madras shorts: $350
Designer dog: $2000
Letting the dog to do the lawn what your husband is doing to America's economy: Priceless
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my
Look at that knappy headed Bo!
Muhshell got a big ol butt!
I hate these damn dog shows where you can't tell the handlers from the dogs without a program
"Tonight on the Dog Whisperer, Ceaser gives a black bitch and a half breed some training and teaches their dog to sit"
ATDHE
Fashion icon? You mean the dog, right?
I'd rather do the dog than do Muh-chelle. Does that make me a bad man? Or just a man with good eyesight?
I should tape this one to my refrigerator -- after I take the one above if, have it enlarged, and tape it to my bedroom ceiling.
On a hot Washington summer day, Bo finds it to be nice and shady under Muh-chelle's huge butt.
Aunt Obama has the shape of a syrup bottle.
"I don't know nothing about scooping no poop!"
BITCHES on patrol!!!!
Bo takes Michelle out to do her business on the lawn.
..and it's not even Thursday yet??
Having a newsroom in the White House, ABC News has their first scoop - Sasquatch sightings in the Washington DC area. Film at eleven...
Barack is down with the bitches and Bo's.
Having discovered Left and Right Callipygia, we've now found two of the extra states Obama referred to in the campaign. Still looking for the other five, though.
Washington (UPI) - The US Postal Service today announced that they're creating two new zip codes for Washington, DC.
When she sits around the house, I mean she really sits around the house! (drumroll)
And Sir Mix-A-Lot sez...
Man do I miss Barbara Bush.
This is the clearest Sasquatch picture I've ever seen!!
Hillary looked on enviously at the six foot long leash, and wondered why she wasn't given as much room to run.
Klingons enjoyed keeping pets that looked much like Earth dogs.
Great Moments in Journalism: June 16th, 2009 - for the first time ever, the Washington Post uses the word "badonkadonk" in a photo caption.
"Don't poop on the lawn," Michelle gently admonished the editor of Newsweek.
Wait, I thought the State Dinner for South Korea wasn't till August.
Yep, this is your reward if you become the most powerful man in the history of the planet.
Yep, this is your reward if you become the most powerful man in the history of the planet.
The dog, or the...? Uh, never mind.
Is it a coincidence their dog is black on the top & white on the bottom? I bet they couldn't resist him.
If Hillary was the Arkansas Broadbeam, what should we call M'Chell-O?
Bo thought bubble: "There goes the neighborhood."
One good thing out of this disaster for Hillary, at last someone with a bigger butt is in the White House.
Secret Service agents were momentarily confused when they received instructions to "keep eyes on the black dog on the lawn."
Watch yo'self, dog, or I'll snatch you up by your nappy weave.
They say she is a trophy wife....apparently its just not for First place.
If you look closely, you can see the objects in orbit around that huge ass.
divine miss m said...
If Hillary was the Arkansas Broadbeam, what should we call M'Chell-O?
Bleacher butt? Deep dish tush? Chicago Bull Butt?
I suggest a new strategy, R2.
Let the Wookiee walk the dog.
So; should a "hot time" in the Lincoln Bedroom now be referred to as a "rump roast?"
divine miss m said...
If Hillary was the Arkansas Broadbeam, what should we call M'Chell-O?
How about the Chicago chaise-lounge?
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