1. British troops celebrate capturing the girlfriend of a top Taliban chief.
2. Stevie Nicks is welcomed on her USO tour.
3. "For the last time, gents, you don't need to applaud. This isn't the real Camilla, it's her body double."
4. There are some odd traditions surrounding the Duke of Enumclaw.
5. "All right, stop with the applause and let's get that pentagram drawn in blood ready."
Best of dub
If you've sexually violated this poor animal, please clap.
Best of Silhouette
It was as good a plan as any to get Helen Thomas out from under the bridge.
Best of Submariner
Kind of touching, really; those soldiers applauding dinner as it prances to the barbeque spit...
Best of prince of leaves
News cameras later recovered from the smoking ruins of Great Britain revealed the exact instant the newly-arrived ambassador from Epsilon-4 mistook the soldiers' applause for a war cry.
Best of Adriane
I didn't say I was angry. I said those Brits got my goat!
Best of Army of Dad
Cry havoc and let slip the goats of war!
Best of Jack Reacher
"Keep clapping, wankers. This goat gets a kidney transplant before you, thanks to NHS."