Monday, June 29, 2009

What's the story here?

Justin Thyme
1. British troops celebrate capturing the girlfriend of a top Taliban chief.

2. Stevie Nicks is welcomed on her USO tour.

3. "For the last time, gents, you don't need to applaud. This isn't the real Camilla, it's her body double."

4. There are some odd traditions surrounding the Duke of Enumclaw.

5. "All right, stop with the applause and let's get that pentagram drawn in blood ready."

Best of dub
If you've sexually violated this poor animal, please clap.

Best of Silhouette
It was as good a plan as any to get Helen Thomas out from under the bridge.

Best of Submariner
Kind of touching, really; those soldiers applauding dinner as it prances to the barbeque spit...

Best of prince of leaves
News cameras later recovered from the smoking ruins of Great Britain revealed the exact instant the newly-arrived ambassador from Epsilon-4 mistook the soldiers' applause for a war cry.

Best of Adriane
I didn't say I was angry. I said those Brits got my goat!

Best of Army of Dad
Cry havoc and let slip the goats of war!

Best of Jack Reacher
"Keep clapping, wankers. This goat gets a kidney transplant before you, thanks to NHS."

27 comments:

Viking04 said...

After Obama returned the bust of Churchill, HM Government replaced the Ambassador to the US with the mascot of the Scots Guard

dub said...

If you've sexually violated this poor animal, please clap.

dub said...

Goat thought bubble: "Where's all that clapping coming from??"

dub said...

Mr Gere, you're next experiment is here....

dub said...

Just another Thurzday babe being led to her photo shoot.

Silhouette said...

It was as good a plan as any to get Helen Thomas out from under the bridge.

Silhouette said...

The "I Want Ewe" recruiting campaign was far less successful than the original.

Submariner said...

I dunno... I think Charles' new girl is a bit more fetching than Camilla. You?

Submariner said...

Kind of touching, really; those soldiers applauding dinner as it prances to the barbeque spit...

Submariner said...

Ram's thought bubble; "Which one of these clappin' wankers is supposed to be my inflatable rubber cowboy?"

molson said...

Nice doggie.

prince of leaves said...

The Scots Regiment was the first unit to field test BAE's new Highland Goat Mk2.0, a new field logistics system combining mascot, relief girl, and dinner in one.

prince of leaves said...

News cameras later recovered from the smoking ruins of Great Britain revealed the exact instant the newly-arrived ambassador from Epsilon-4 mistook the soldiers' applause for a war cry.

Silhouette said...

Moments after the guard said, "Can someone give me a hand with this goat?"

Adriane said...

I didn't say I was angry. I said those Brits got my goat!

dadoctah said...

"Let me guess. You're a capricorn?"

wv: cappri. Seriously.

Army of Dad said...

Cry havoc and let slip the goats of war!

Army of Dad said...

Ewe had better butt out.

Army of Dad said...

Chelsea Clinton is welcomed to England.

Mr. Hankey said...

On of the "Three Billy Goats Gruff" arrives in London for knighthood after defeating the troll under the bridge.

Submariner said...

...and I will brush him, and pet him, and love him, and squeeze him, and love him, and call him "George."

dub said...

It was a lovely wedding, especially when AOM's father walked her down the aisle....

Jack Reacher said...

"Keep clapping, wankers. This goat gets a kidney transplant before you, thanks to NHS."

Jay Guevara said...

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white...

Submariner said...

Ah, England! Where men are men and sheep are nervous.

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Submariner said...

Please give a warm "Miss U.K. Welcome" to Miss Faukland Island, escorted today by Sargeant Major Wilby Limpcock of the Queen's own...