Friday, June 26, 2009

Texas mailboxes, of course...

Army of Mom

Can't think of anything, and I've been running around all morning, so have at it...

Wicked Best of steve o
The Cheney's and the Bush's go together on a summer rental cottage.

Best of dub
Catfish mailbox....MY FLESHLIGHT MAILBOX IS MO BETTAH.

Best of Silhouette
The postal carrier declined to stop here because he was allergic to shellfish.

Best of Army of Mom
A used tampon and a fish? Someone's ex-husband was really trying to make a point.

Best of Silhouette
Oh, I see now. This is the residence of Catfish Hunter.

Best of Viking04
It was a bad day, when the new mailman (transferred in from San Fran), left a complimentary copy of FISTING JOURNAL.

Best of dadoctah
Ask yourself this: which would creep you out more to have to stick your hand into?

Best of Typical Liberal
I recognize the catfish shape from pictures, but what is that other thing?

23 comments:

dub said...

Catfish mailbox....MY FLESHLIGHT MAILBOX IS MO BETTAH.

Maogwai said...

Here, we have the Sphincter and the Catfish; Abstract/representational art depicting the genitalia of female humans.

Silhouette said...

The postal carrier declined to stop here because he was allergic to shellfish.

Army of Mom said...

Red shotgun shell rises, catfish blood has been shed this night.

Army of Mom said...

A used tampon and a fish? Someone's ex-husband was really trying to make a point.

Army of Mom said...

Lucky fin up = outgoing mail.

Chrees said...
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Chrees said...

Pink fin up = incoming male

Silhouette said...

Oh, I see now. This is the residence of Catfish Hunter.

Submariner said...

Why do AoM and AoD have separate mailboxes?

Army of Dad said...

Like shooting fish on a post.

dadoctah said...

Reading from left to right: shell-fish. Obviously something's not kosher here.

Viking04 said...

Pete the Mailman knows that the left one is for SHOTGUN NEWS deliveries only.

Viking04 said...

It was a bad day, when the new mailman (transferred in from San Fran), left a complimentary copy of FISTING JOURNAL.

molson said...

Pants aren't required to deliver mail to thissy here address.

dadoctah said...

Ask yourself this: which would creep you out more to have to stick your hand into?

Typical Liberal said...

I recognize the catfish shape from pictures, but what is that other thing?

steve o said...

The Cheney's and the Bush's go together on a summer rental cottage.

wv: truth

Viking04 said...

Home of the first gay noodling champion.

dadoctah said...

I recognize the catfish shape from pictures, but what is that other thing?

If you were from the social strata that has seen a catfish in *real* life, you'd probably also know what a shotgun shell looks like.

Submariner said...

Ford or Chevy?

Submariner said...

I set odds at 137:1 that the owner sports a mullet.

Rodney Dill said...

As God is my witness... I thought chickens could fly.