Best of Double the U
Look, I took off my shirt, and oiled my chest. I suggest you chain me to the wall and whip me before you invade Pearl Harbor or you may not be real Nazis.
Best of the doyle
I........just.......don't know if......I........can take much more.
The beatings and......the whippings.....are......ok. But.......listening...to...Oooooobama lie.......is worse........than torture.
Best of prince of leaves
"You're insolence grows tiresome. Now vee shall teach you to show zee proper respect for the elite agents of OMOH!"
Best of Army of Mom
ENVY: looks like a Nazi foot soldier
Best of Army of Mom
Then Sulu awoke with a start. He always hated when his best dreams ended before they reached fruition.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Wait, you mean you're not a member of the British royal family? Well, with the uniform and all, I just assumed..."
Best of Submariner
ORA: "Ve vill ask nicely just un more time; what di you do vit der black voman's head?"
Best of Kaptain Krude
"We invaded Pearl Harbor? You truly are a sick intercourse!"
Best of Shayne
"I VILL have you!, you adorable sthpaceman."
Best of dadoctah
"You just wait! Adrian Zmed will be here any minute now to rescue me!"
Best of John
Vee haf vays off making you talk. But vee von't use them - vee can't stand hearing you talk...
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Look, I took off my shirt, and oiled my chest. I suggest you chain me to the wall and whip me before you invade Pearl Harbor or you may not be real Nazis.
I........just.......don't know if......I........can take much more.
The beatings and......the whippings.....are......ok. But.......listening...to...Oooooobama lie.......is worse........than torture.
Kirk: You shore do have a purty mouth.
Nazi: Wait? Vat iz dat noize? Dueling banjos?
Army of Mom, we have the captive, er, I mean, captain ready for you. Which do you prefer? Your fraulein or the S&M getup?
"You're insolence grows tiresome. Now vee shall teach you to show zee proper respect for the elite agents of OMOH!"
Topless, cute, egotistical and oiled up - Army of Mom, your prom date is here.
Kirk: "Oh fun! I loved camp as a kid! The crafts, the swimming, the stories around the fire...Waaait, that's not the kind of camp you're talking about, is it...?"
Oddly enough, I have that outfit (guess which one) and those shackles.
I know NOTHING!
Have you heard the good news about Ron Paul?
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
"Lemme get this straight...the book will give us cover...by painting fascism as a phenomenon...of the Left...???" How progressives imagine Jonah Goldberg getting the assignment to write 'Liberal Fascism'.
ENVY: looks like a Nazi foot soldier
No no no no. For the last time. I wear the gold shirt and NOT the red shirt. You.can.not.kill.me.
Then Sulu awoke with a start. He always hated when his best dreams ended before they reached fruition.
AoM always has the best holodeck fantasies.
"Anyone mind if I sing an Elton John song?"
Dammit Jim, I'm an intergallactic space captain, not a German spy.
Don't vorry, Herr Kaptain, vee know about your contract vhich stipulates zat vee don't pan down to show your bloated belly ziss late in za season. Guards! Restart the torture after he's had enough time to slim down!
Wv: jactoid
"Zat is ze vurst toupeee ever!"
Solder in background thought bubble, "As always, the officers get all the fun".
"I'm from the future. And I'm telling you, you guys are going to be the laughing stock of the Internet once the Fallen clip makes the rounds."
ORA: I see you've managed to get your shirt off.
"I knew it was a mistake to trust a contact who told me to meet him in a bar called The Back Door."
"Look, it's very simple; if you want me to talk, go get Colonel Klink. No Klink, no talk."
"Wait, you mean you're not a member of the British royal family? Well, with the uniform and all, I just assumed..."
WV: gentlyp LOL!
What.Did.Sonic.Frog.DO.To.You?
Oops; my bad. I must have keyed George Takei's holodeck program by mistake...
Thought bubble: "This is absolutely the LAST time I book using Priceline.com!
ORA:
"Ve vill ask nicely just un more time; what di you do vit der black voman's head?"
"We invaded Pearl Harbor? You truly are a sick intercourse!"
"Topless, cute, egotistical and oiled up is no way to go through life, son."
"I VILL have you!, you adorable sthpaceman."
"Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer."
"That is not how you sing Haben Sie geh^rt das Deutsche band! This is how you sing Haben Sie geh^rt das Deutsche band!"
"You just wait! My friend Adrian Zmed will be here any minute now to rescue me!"
You were not singing along with the Harvey Milk Lied. This is a crime against Hope and Change.
Subby - LOL ... that wax museum Uhura will live in infamy.
Or at least her wax head rolling around on the bridge of the enterpise will.
"just think, someday dateless wonders living in their parent's basements will be hanging on our every word, like a member of the MSM on Obama"
"you vill tell us now. why do so many episodes of zis damn show revolve around evil energy fields"
Captain's Log:
It could have be worse. I could have landed on the planet where everything was straight out of Little Rock, Arkansas in the mid 1980s
"But you promised to use the riding crop!"
Let me...get this... straight; you ... intend... to...SCHPOCK... me?
I'm not saying anything more until Bob Crane is here to represent me...
Der pointy-eared vun makes der nippies shtiffen, yet I do not?
VHY?!?!
"Nein, nein, nein, nein! Itz not him. Ze scars are all wrong. He ish not ze vun who crashed my dottir's vedding. Schultz! You brought me ze wrong schtinking, schveddy bum!"
Dammit Jim... I'm a doctor, not a Nazi Officer.
Now is zee time on Sprockets vhen ve dance!
Vee haf vays off making you talk. But vee von't use them - vee can't stand hearing you talk...
"Let us go over zis again. You say you saw a monschter on der ving of der plane?"
Your sweaty shaven mantits won't save you from booking fees this time Herr Captain.
"Dude... calm... down. You're... spitting... all... over... my... chest."
Captcha: scrocom - crotch to crotch communications?
Tiberius is sort of a Gladiator name... right?
"You can't treat me like this! I'm a *Canadian*!"
wv: cialla. Ask your doctor if it's right for you.
"Best of?..Best of what? I don't understand"
"Vee haf vays off making you talk..."
*sniffing and hushed sobs in background*
Nazi: I zink you should zay it.
Kirk: Me?
Nazi: Yez. I zink she would like to hear it more from you.
Kirk: Ok. Army of Mom, don't cry. We like your outfits, too. No matter what the Fuhrer says.
Shatner: "Palo....... mino...."
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