1. When Subservient Chicken met Jeffrey Dahmer, there was really only one possible outcome.
2. "No, no, no," Obama's Economic Advisor said. "The black cockerel must be a blood sacrifice, or the loa, he no come."
3. LOLDeadChicken marked the point when the franchise jumped the shark.
4. CHOKIN TEH CHIKIN --- IS NOT SO FUN AKSHULLY
5. It is an ex-chicken. It has ceased to be.
Best of Maogwai
Gloryhole; Very good for choking chicken
Best of GregMan
Tragedy ensued when Jake misunderstood the sign by the glory hole that read, "Insert c0ck here".
Best of dub
I would have expected a black cock to go further into the hole.
Best of metalgarth
Harland Sanders threw the wildest parties Kentucky ever saw.
Best of prince of leaves
Andrew Sullivan's google search for "big dangling black cock" yielded disappointing results.
Best of Foghorn Leghorn
What's that, I say, I wonder what that dog's up to.
Best of molson
Confucius say choking the chicken results in limp cock.