Friday, June 26, 2009

Suicidal Russian Chicken

Snowsnake

1. When Subservient Chicken met Jeffrey Dahmer, there was really only one possible outcome.

2. "No, no, no," Obama's Economic Advisor said. "The black cockerel must be a blood sacrifice, or the loa, he no come."

3. LOLDeadChicken marked the point when the franchise jumped the shark.

4. CHOKIN TEH CHIKIN --- IS NOT SO FUN AKSHULLY

5. It is an ex-chicken. It has ceased to be.

Best of Maogwai
Gloryhole; Very good for choking chicken

Best of GregMan
Tragedy ensued when Jake misunderstood the sign by the glory hole that read, "Insert c0ck here".

Best of dub
I would have expected a black cock to go further into the hole.

Best of metalgarth
Harland Sanders threw the wildest parties Kentucky ever saw.

Best of prince of leaves
Andrew Sullivan's google search for "big dangling black cock" yielded disappointing results.

Best of Foghorn Leghorn
What's that, I say, I wonder what that dog's up to.

Best of molson
Confucius say choking the chicken results in limp cock.

17 comments:

Maogwai said...

Gloryhole; Very good for choking chicken

GregMan said...

I felt that way too upon hearing that Michael Jackson died.

GregMan said...

Apparently David Carradine wasn't the only one into auto-erotic asphyxiation.

GregMan said...

Tragedy ensued when Jake misunderstood the sign by the glory hole that read, "Insert c0ck here".

dub said...

I would have expected a black cock to go further into the hole.

metalgarth said...

Harland Sanders threw the wildest parties Kentucky ever saw.

metalgarth said...

Fowl play was suspected and Gonzo and Foghorn Leghorn were suspects #1 & #2 in this strange death.

Submariner said...

Well, let's just say the chicken ain't cummin' again...

Submariner said...

Cock-a-doodle-do! Drop those pin-feathers, baby!

Submariner said...

Dr. DOOLITTLE! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

dadoctah said...

The link I just clicked on was labelled "big hanging black breasts".

prince of leaves said...

Andrew Sullivan's google search for "big dangling black cock" yielded disappointing results.

Foghorn Leghorn said...

What's that, I say, I wonder what that dog's up to.

molson said...

Confucius say choking the chicken results in limp cock.

dadoctah said...

I remember when the fox was content to just *eat* the chickens. Now he feels he has to go all BDSM on 'em first.

Oiao said...

Great! Now PETA will demand all fences have larger knot holes.

Rodney Dill said...

Chicken Archery becomes the newest reality TV