Thursday, June 11, 2009

Suck it, Nutlicker!

42 comments:

dwhawk said...

Shortest. Daisy Dukes. Evah.

Nose said...

Do these suspenders make my nipples look big?

Nose said...

Farmer Jill is making things grow.

jj said...

Is there a nip in the air?

The Man said...

First it was cars, now the Japanese are making soft-core pron better than Americans.

The Man said...

Without Obama's approval, Bill Clinton announced he is going to appoint a boobie czar

Army of Dad said...

I will be the first to publicly volunteer to be niplicker today!

Army of Dad said...

If AoD designed women's overalls...

paul said...

Amber just disqualified herself from future Miss California competitions.

Anonymous said...

In a shocking revelation, the prison guard uniforms of Palau are considered to be torture by even the most moderate of islamists.

dub said...

Between the horizontal stripes, and the vertical camel toe, her crotch looks like a Tic-Tac-Toe board.

dub said...

Well this is an interesting slant to Thurzday.

dub said...

You best dry creaner evah!

dub said...

The Japanese version of the Abercrombie and Fitch catalog is way better than ours.

dub said...

Guess? Well, ok.....slut?

dub said...

Ching-chong: "You want some of this dub?"

Dub: "Hell no....look what it did to your pants!"

HLam said...

Drill here...drill now!

Army of Dad said...

"Me rove you rong time!"

jeff said...

Oshkosh B'...WOW!

John.....just John said...

That's nothin'. You should see where she puts her paint brush!

Double the U said...

Pants, you're... aw hell I don't care.

divine miss m said...

One flew over the cuckoo’s chest.

Submariner said...

Army of Dad said...
If AoD designed women's overalls...


...that strap wouldn't quite reach.

Submariner said...

One spewed over the cuckoo's chest.

prince of leaves said...

Welcome to Larry King's fetish fantasy daydream.

prince of leaves said...

The pilot for the reimagined 'Mork and Mindy' received rave reviews from the 13-25 horny male demographic.

Viking04 said...

In a two way 'best pinup' vote with this girl, Jenene Garafalo came in ninety-ninth.

Army of Mom said...
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Army of Mom said...

No, mom. AoD and I weren't fooling around. What do you mean I have my jeans on the wrong way?

Army of Mom said...

I always thought suspenders were a bit frumpy. Suddenly, I found myself very intrigued with the idea of suspenders.

Army of Mom said...

Hmm. I wonder if she's wearing cherry chapstick?

Army of Mom said...

Ironically, I've had a few mornings when my outfit looked something like this.

mpur said...

Apparently, the Japanese translation of "coverall" is less than perfect. Or maybe it's totally perfect.

Oiao said...

Best transgendered operation I've ever seen!

In honor of GLBT Month! Thanks VTK

Nose said...

Lucky Jeans indeed.


WV: pubin, I'm tryin'.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

39 emergency room cases of blondes suffering "suspender nipple" forced LEE's to include how to instructions with their new fashion craze - "Attach suspender tab holes to silver buttons, NOT nipples!"

molson said...

Nutlicker? Well she can lick my nuts any day.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Darn moths!"

Submariner said...

"Drop your pants and spread 'em" actually would sound pretty good right now...

Submariner said...

I always thought the "little Japanes schoolgirl" outfit was my favorite, but now I'm not so sure.

Submariner said...

"Ancient Chinese secret," eh?

steve o said...

I am, like, TOTALLY objectifying her.