Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Stupid, or just ugly? You be the judge.

Moonbattery and Knowledge is Power


1. Dude, you know that tattoo on your arm says "Chicken with Broccoli," right?

2. Gigantic-Backpack-to-distract-attention-from-tiny-wiener FAIL!

3. Remind me again why a good old-fashioned herd-thinning plague would be considered a tragedy.

4. It's worse than you think. The backpack is stuffed with Ron Paul Literature.

5. Strangely enough, if I were President Obama, no one would be saying I had no clothes.

Best of dadoctah
Run, Little Red Riding Hood! RUN!!!

Best of The Man
NAMBLA: North American Man Backpack Love Association

Best of unk
I've got a patch of Posion Ivy that needs attention

Best of metalgarth
Bull was always disappointed that his son didn't become a bailiff

Best of Viking04
I just learned a whole new definition of 'rucking up', unfortunately.

Best of molson
Wanna see my "white power" tattoo?

Best of lawhawk
Gov. Sanford? Is that you?

Best of Submariner
Meanwhile, back in Golden Gate Park on the George Takei Joggin Track...

Best of dadoctah
No, you may *not* use this picture as an answer when asked the size of your package.

Best of ThisOne
Yessss I have a girl friend. Sheees in heeere....

Best of paul
Jimmy had to walk to and from school. Carrying his backpack. Uphill both ways. Naked.

Best of Rich Bateman
How anyone can grin like that with his junk in a fire ant mound is beyond me.

29 comments:

divine miss m said...

The Naked Guy: The Next Generation, now playing in Berkeley!

Submariner said...

Future plans? Well, I'm thinking about getting selected for "Survivor" and winning a million dollars...

Submariner said...

ORA:

If his backpack starts singing "Mr. Sandman," I'm outa here faster than you can say "!"

dadoctah said...

Run, Little Red Riding Hood! RUN!!!

The Man said...

NAMBLA

North American Man Backpack Love Association

unk said...

I've got a patch of Posion Ivy that needs attention

Jay Guevara said...

In a perfect world, just off camera, a logger would be redirecting a logging truck to cut across this trail.

metalgarth said...

Bull was always disappointed that his son didn't become a bailiff

Viking04 said...

I just learned a whole new definition of 'rucking up', unfortunately.

Viking04 said...

Perez working on his EGB (Expert Gay Badge):
1) Ball gag on, to standard in 5 seconds. GO
2) Foot tapping to standard. GO
3) Idenfifying undercover cops at the gay hangout. GO
4) Disassembly/reassembly of vibrating butt plug to standard in 1 minute. 1t attempt NOGO, GO on retest.
*Now a bladerunner*
6) 5 mile naked timed protest march

wingnutlicker said...

I'd tap that.

molson said...

Wanna see my "white power" tattoo?

lawhawk said...

Gov. Sanford? Is that you?

Submariner said...

2 will get you 5 that there's a small diameter hole in the back of that pack.

Submariner said...

Thanks, eHarmony!

Submariner said...

"Scared Straight?" Never heard of it...

Submariner said...

Meanwhile, back in Golden Gate Park on the George Takei Joggin Track...

Submariner said...

Pardon me, would you like some gray poop on?

Submariner said...

I'm signing up for the Aryan Army - I hear they're planning on bombing Pearl Harbor!

Tim said...

Wow hookers really carry a lot of supplies these days

Tim said...

do you really need that many tools to murder people?

dadoctah said...

No, you may *not* use this picture as an answer when asked the size of your package.

wv: lussism. We don't know exactly what we believe, but we believe it with all our hearts.

Oiao said...

Ouch, that pine cone hurts so good.

ThisOne said...

Yessss I have a girl friend. Sheees in heeere....

paul said...

They say clothes make the man. I sure hope so in his case.

paul said...

Jimmy had to walk to and from school. Carrying his backpack. Uphill both ways. Naked.

Rich Bateman said...

How anyone can grin like that with his junk in a fire ant mound is beyond me.

mklasing said...

Gov. Sanford, fresh from his "hike"

Submariner said...

To keep from getting arrested, Inflated Scrotum Guy only covered whwhat was absolutely necessary.