Tuesday, June 30, 2009

So, What Do You Think of the Jonas Brothers' New Look?

1. Mom? Dad? Governor Sanford?

2. The right boots are critical to the job of slopping out the hog pens.

3. Despite the hype, the hip new liturgical vestments failed to halt the decline of the Anglican Church.

4. I liked the Latin American kids' shows better when they were hosted by hot naked chicks.

5. Unfortunately, John Murtha's gay nephew got the contract to redesign the US Air Force's standard BDUs.

Best of Rodney Dill
Neverland Ranch hands

Best of Tim
The bright colors made it easier to fish the corpses out of the sewage tank if the interns slipped

Best of Silhouette
Oh, Uncle Charlie, where did we go wrong?

Best of dadoctah
"...and this is my *other* brother Daryl."

Best of Michael
Another hideous example of bad taste in sunglasses.

Best of molson
Will somebody call Ladder 69? Looks like we found some flamers in need of a good hosing.

Best of GregMan
Ang Lee's remake of "The Three Amigos" was even more disturbing than many had anticipated.

Best of mklasing
The B-52's attempt to make a comeback: FAIL

Best of Submariner
Winkin, Stinkin, and Fag

Best of Nose
Big Boots. Dyed Roots. Three Fruits.

Best of Atomic Lib Smasher
Sherrif Joe Apario gets really strict. If the prisoners in Tent City thought pink underwear was bad, wait until he has them in the new Boy George designed jumpsuits.

44 comments:

Oiao said...

Which one gets to play the unicorn?

The Man said...

Judge Sotomayor decided that Joe (center) was just not gay enough to enter the parade.

Rodney Dill said...

Neverland Ranch hands

Rodney Dill said...

Oompah Limpah's

Army of Dad said...

This is your brain on teletubbies. Any questions?

dadoctah said...

Jigsawyer, Captain Zebra, and Way Too Jolly Roger eagerly await the results of their applications to join the Justice League.

Tim said...

The bright colors made it easier to fish the corpses out of the sewage tank if the interns slipped

Tim said...

In the year 3000, farm children were still 20 years behind the current fashion

Barco Sin Vela II said...

Blue Peter Presents:
Captain Pugwash Characters on tour!
Come see your favorites; Seaman Staines, Roger, The Cabin Boy and Ship's Master "Bates"

Silhouette said...

Oh, Uncle Charlie, where did we go wrong?

Silhouette said...

Beware the discount rack at JoAnn's Fabrics.

DoubleU said...

...and Greenday has jumped the shark.

Adriane said...

Lar-E, Mo', and Mohawk never did manage capture the essence of the original Three Stooges ...

dadoctah said...

"...and this is my *other* brother Daryl."

Michael said...

Another hideous example of bad taste in sunglasses.

Michael said...

Hey guys, the sun is not shining. The shades look stupid.

divine miss m said...

If I saw myself in clothes like that, I’d have to kick my own ass.

prince of leaves said...

You know times are tough when the Wiggles and the Teletubbies have to merge to stay in business.

prince of leaves said...

Not content to ruin "Land of the Lost", Will Farrell teams up with Ang Lee for a big-screen adaptation of the Kroffts' "HR Pufnstuff".

Jack Reacher said...

FNMA regulators pose for a group photo before writing new mortgage rules for the agency.

Jack Reacher said...

Numbers 5,6, and 7 on the list "Why Al Franken shouldn't be a Senator."

molson said...

Will somebody call Ladder 69? Looks like we found some flamers in need of a good hosing.

metalgarth said...

ZZ Top tribute bands in the 23rd century really don't understand the band or the music

GregMan said...

How nice that they are wearing subdued mourning clothes in respect of Michael Jackson's passing.

GregMan said...

In the afterlife, Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon are sure they ended up in Hell, while Michael Jacksono is sure he's in Heaven.

GregMan said...

Bawney Fwank's latest appointees to oversee TARP were pretty much as expected.

GregMan said...

Ang Lee's remake of "The Three Amigos" was even more disturbing than many had anticipated.

Submariner said...

Hello...
*Hello...
**Hello...
Hi!; We're from FEMA and we're here to help.

mklasing said...

Symbolism showing there is nothing puzzling about AIDS in both the black and white communities: FAIL

mklasing said...

The B-52's attempt to make a comeback: FAIL

mklasing said...

2010: Hi, we are here to consider the approval of your health care needs.

Mr. Hankey said...

The three voters that got Stuart Smalley elected pose for a picture.

Gregory said...

President Obama introduces his latest Czars. The Czar of Puzzles, The Czar of Zebras, and The Czar of Gay Pirates.

Submariner said...

The 2010 Freshmen Democrat Congressmen class poses on the Mall.

Submariner said...

Would you really even notice if their laxative kicked in?
For extra credit: Would you care?

Submariner said...

Evidently, what happens at Avalon Manor doesn't ALWAYS "stay at Avalon Manor."

Submariner said...

Hey look; Futurama is live!

Adriane said...

These are the 'smurfs' your Belgian friends warned you about ...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Marty took one look at his kids and KNEW he had to go back and ensure he carried extra protection at ALL times.

Submariner said...

Winkin, Stinkin, and Fag

Nose said...

Big Boots. Dyed Roots. Three Fruits.

Submariner said...

Coming up next on "Straight Eye for the Gay Guy."

Atomic Lib Smasher said...

Sherrif Joe Apario gets really strict. If the prisoners in Tent City thought pink underwear was bad, wait until he has them in the new Boy George designed jumpsuits.