1. Mom? Dad? Governor Sanford?
2. The right boots are critical to the job of slopping out the hog pens.
3. Despite the hype, the hip new liturgical vestments failed to halt the decline of the Anglican Church.
4. I liked the Latin American kids' shows better when they were hosted by hot naked chicks.
5. Unfortunately, John Murtha's gay nephew got the contract to redesign the US Air Force's standard BDUs.
Best of Rodney Dill
Neverland Ranch hands
Best of Tim
The bright colors made it easier to fish the corpses out of the sewage tank if the interns slipped
Best of Silhouette
Oh, Uncle Charlie, where did we go wrong?
Best of dadoctah
"...and this is my *other* brother Daryl."
Best of Michael
Another hideous example of bad taste in sunglasses.
Best of molson
Will somebody call Ladder 69? Looks like we found some flamers in need of a good hosing.
Best of GregMan
Ang Lee's remake of "The Three Amigos" was even more disturbing than many had anticipated.
Best of mklasing
The B-52's attempt to make a comeback: FAIL
Best of Submariner
Winkin, Stinkin, and Fag
Best of Nose
Big Boots. Dyed Roots. Three Fruits.
Best of Atomic Lib Smasher
Sherrif Joe Apario gets really strict. If the prisoners in Tent City thought pink underwear was bad, wait until he has them in the new Boy George designed jumpsuits.