Friday, June 12, 2009

The Shed, The Shed, The Shed is on fire...

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1. "Are my microwave burritos done yet?"

2. (Somewhere in West Virginia, c. 1954) Senator Robert Byrd welcomes a family of negroes to his neighborhood by throwing them an old-fashioned housewarming.

3. David Letterman fantasizes again about burning the Palin family out of the two-room shack he imagines everyone outside of New York and LA lives in.

4. Erma was delighted to get out of her $650,000 Fannie Mae/ACORN mortgage.

5. "Kobe... over here... I'm open and no one's used this caption in a while!"

Wicked Best of metalgarth
I guess Great White is playing much smaller venues these days

Best of Submariner
The REAL reason we haven't seen SOTG in a while.

Best of GregMan
ORA: Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson finally snaps.

Best of Maogwai
This is a just released picture of the new "Men Without Hats" video; "Democrats: We can Spend if We Want to".


Best of mklasing
Octo-mom finally solves the burden of having so many children to care for.

Best of Submariner
"Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And lying in your beds, slave, many years from now, you will be damn thankful you traded ALL the days you received, from this day to that, for the slavery at any cost rather than take a stand for... YOUR FREEDOM!"

Yes indeed, The View's remake of "Slaveheart" took a slightly different storyline.

Best of Jay Guevara
"There! Toldya I'd get rid of those roaches, one way or another!"

Best of Jack Reacher
"Help! We're being repressed!"

Best of Kaptain Krude
"FREE BIRD!!!!"

48 comments:

Submariner said...

FLASH FOTOGRUFFY: UR DOIN IT RONG

Submariner said...

Almost ready; didja bring the marshmallows and grahma crackers? I have the Hershey bars...

Submariner said...

Gol durn it, Elmer; I TOLD ya we shoulda used KY instead of Pennzoil.

Submariner said...

Momma never wuz much of a cook...

Submariner said...

'Ow to speak Awstraylin:
Fire Place

Submariner said...

Proper method to remove traces of a smelly pirate hooker's visit before the wife gets home.

Submariner said...

The REAL reason we haven't seen SOTG in a while.

Submariner said...

AoM finally meets dub.

GregMan said...

ORA: Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson finally snaps.

GregMan said...

This would be a great metaphor for what the Democrats have done to the U.S economy if I could figure out why the hell the old woman is holding a squeegee in her left hand.

GregMan said...

Detroit prematurely celebrates the Red Wings' Stanley Cup.

Red said...

We don't need no water, let the muthatrucker burn! Burn muthatrucker, burn!

metalgarth said...

I guess Great White is playing much smaller venues these days

dub said...

Ironically, I noticed a similar burning sensation after spending a romantic evening with Gloria.

Viking04 said...

Performance art piece. She is Obama, "We must destroy the economy to save it."

dub said...

President Dub continues his pledge to get America on the right path...and starts by burning a fat chicks house to the ground.

Army of Dad said...

Even after being freed and having the dirty shack/prison burned Barney Frank's slave boys still bend over reflexively.

Army of Dad said...

"...in a manner reminiscent of Genghis Kahn."

Senator Kerry, that fire was caused by the Russians.

"Oh, well we drove them to it!"

Army of Dad said...

"...and your little dog too!"

Army of Dad said...

After trapping Hillary in the shed the people sang "The wicked witch is dead!"

Army of Dad said...

The Russians try to be more like us and fail when they modify a favorite American slogan.

What happens in Georgia stays in Georgia!

Army of Dad said...

"Its fun to burn down the Y-M-C-A..."

The Man said...

Red Wings fans rioted in the streets of Detroit celebrating their Stanley Cup victory. In a marked change, rioters bought homes and then burned them down.

Maogwai said...

This is a just released picture of the new "Men Without Hats" video; "Democrats: We can Spend if We Want to".

mklasing said...

Octo-mom finally solves the burden of having so many children to care for.

Submariner said...

"Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And lying in your beds, slave, many years from now, you will be damn thankful you traded ALL the days you received, from this day to that, for the slavery at any cost rather than take a stand for... YOUR FREEDOM!"

Yes indeed, The View's remake of "Slaveheart" took a slightly different storyline.

Jay Guevara said...

"There! Toldya I'd get rid of those roaches, one way or another!"

mega said...

Persia, 9,000 b.c.
Prince Na'a-Baal declares, "We want fire only for peaceful purposes, as is our right."

molson said...

OK Lady. Put down the giant spliff and step away from the burning shack. That's not how you're suppose to light that bad toad.

Viking04 said...

It is BUSH'S FAULT!

dadoctah said...

Texas-style BBQ: why New Jersey's *still* not ready for it.

Submariner said...

Arleen decides it's finally time to move the family from the Do Drop Inn Trailorpark and Grocery.

curly said...

Slam, bam, thank you Imam.

Jack Reacher said...

Fox News reporters arrive at the secret location holding Barack and Michelle Obama's college thesis submissions, but they're too late.

Jack Reacher said...

She told the king "I didn't vote for you," so he burned her shack.

Jack Reacher said...

"Help! We're being repressed!"

mega said...

The entire state of Alabama was added to the Obama "Raze and return to nature" list. Maybe next time they'll do the right thing and vote Democrat.

mega said...

Apparently, global warming turned out to be real, after all.

mega said...

Sarah won the MTV contest for Great White to perform a set in her house.

Rodney Dill said...

...and now for Mrs. Waddams story...

Mr. Hankey said...

After the wolf set fire to their house of twigs, the Three Little Pigs filed an insurance claim and lived happily ever after.

sonicfrog said...

Hoo Ray! I have a carbon footprint!!!

Kaptain Krude said...

"Oh, ennui, when will you loosen your hold on me?"


{speaking of captions that haven't been used in a while)

Kaptain Krude said...

Not ORA: "It's just like bulls-eying wombats back in Beggar's Canyon," Luke thought to himself as he prepared for a second run.

Kaptain Krude said...

The Pointer Sisters were not consulted for the video of the remake of their 1979 song, "Fire".

Kaptain Krude said...

"FREE BIRD!!!!"

dadoctah said...

Housewarming. Ur doin it rong.

wv: dityroo. An Australian folk song.

Oiao said...

"The W.H.O. made me do it because I own pigs and make money off of them."