Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Renaissance Gay Tuesday


1. This portrait from the Westminster Gallery, captured the first meeting of Lord Andrew of Sully and Lord Ryan of Seacrest.

2. Gallant was grateful to be alive in the Renaissance, while Goofus giggled constantly about the "Boob-onic Plague."

3. "P'tagh! I'll put my b'athleth through your... Oh, sorry, what day is this again?"

4. Gallant posed stoically in the manner of a Flemish gentleman. Goofus kept asking Rembrandt to pull his finger.

5. Souvenir of Gertrude Stein and Alice B Toklas's visit to one of those Old Tyme Photo places.

Best of dub
In the bible it says the rod and the staff comforts thee. But Horatio, your rod, your staff, it kind of hurts my ass.

Best of jeff
"Hey Gerd, look - a hamster."

Best of John.....just John
Do you realize, Horatio, that by paying us, and others, to be professional portrait subjects, King Louis XII has created or saved over 3 million jobs? Long live the king!

Best of prince of leaves
Guy on right: "What do you mean you don't like wearing matching outfits? I think it's cute! It lets everyone know we're a couple."

Best of duke of red
Ye Olde Surprize Buttsecks

Best of Submariner
Well, there was this ONE time at dandy/fop camp?

Best of mpur
Sully was disappointed with the results of his "old school gay porn" Google search.

22 comments:

dub said...

In the bible it says the rod and the staff comforts thee. But Horatio, your rod, your staff, it kind of hurts my ass.




(waits for the lightning strike)

jeff said...

"Hey Gerd, look - a hamster."

John.....just John said...

Hold fast, Horatio. When yonder artist completes this painting, I will offer my Cannon EOS Digital Rebel XTi that I hold in my left hand. For, Horatio, the world is going digital.

dadoctah said...

"Sir, you've been randomly selected for additional screening. Please step this way."

wv: poutruck. An emo Peterbilt.

Jay Guevara said...

Congress passed a resolution recognizing the night the Democrat Party was founded.

John.....just John said...

Horatio, I realize that as a proctologist you need to thoroughly inspect my anal cavity. But why do I feel both of your hands on my shoulders?

[Horatio smiles]

John.....just John said...

Do you realize, Horatio, that by paying us, and others, to be professional portrait subjects, King Louis XII has created or saved over 3 million jobs? Long live the king!

prince of leaves said...

Guy on right: "What do you mean you don't like wearing matching outfits? I think it's cute! It lets everyone know we're a couple."

prince of leaves said...

ORA: After Juliette detonated the nuke, Sayyid and Sawyer were thrown way, way back in time.

Silhouette said...

"No, seriously. I think that guy RIGHT there is painting our picture."

Matt the K said...

Loggins and Messiah.

Mr. Hankey said...

Roberto always ruined the picture by looking in the wrong direction.

Whacko said...

"Please be honest, Henri, does this outfit make my ass look big?"

duke of red said...

Ye Olde Surprize Buttsecks

dub said...

Seriously Horatio, you dont have to show teh whole world how small of a finger hole you have make when you jerk me off.

Mr. Hankey said...

One of our guys has flat hair while the other has bounce! Guess which one uses Pantenee shampoo??

Submariner said...

What the hell IS that?

Submariner said...

Well, there was this ONE time at dandy/fop camp?

Submariner said...

For once, AoM doesn't have this outfit. On the other hand, Sonic wishes...

Submariner said...

Let me retrieveth mine chastity belt key for thee, stud.

mpur said...

Sully was disappointed with the results of his "old school gay porn" Google search.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Unh, Unh, Unh... YES, Leonardo, pig intestine does seem much more stimulating than lambskin. I'm sure the Greeks will reward you handsomely for this invention!"

-OR-

"Backstabbing on Bareback Mountain," reinterpreting Shakespeare for a San Francisco audience -
Et tu, Brute? Well... okay, lemme just lean forward a bit and lift my robe.