Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Oy, Ghey!

Brender

1. "I agree. The Palins really are tacky people who got what was coming to them."

2. Obama praised the Jerusalem gay pride marchers as "brave dissidents, standing up against a repressive regime." As for the Iranians, he simply said, "Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh."

3. "Seeing that woman's belly reminds me. Lance, we're out of Crisco."

4. "Our community is finally organized. Let's party!"

5. Folsom Street Fair. Where a child's sense of wonder is engaged every time he sees a guy in a leather mask with his forearm up to his elbow in another man's rectum.

Best of Silhouette
This Supreme Court Justice swearing-in lacked the dignity of times past.

Best of dadoctah
"I see it! *There*'s where we parked!"

Best of dadoctah
Vacation Bible School has changed since I was a kid.

Best of Viking04
Dry-wall finishers are really different in California.

Best of dwhawk
Jerusalem welcomed the performers of the newest show from "Cirque du So Ghey."

Best of Submariner
Terrell Owens describes what a Super Bowl parade for Jeff Garcia would have been like.

Best of Mr. Hankey
The "Knights Who Say Nih" come out of the closet.

19 comments:

dub said...

Fat-roll alert!! Fat-roll alert!!!!

dub said...

Sign translation: "Iron my shirt bitch!"

Silhouette said...

This Supreme Court Justice swearing-in lacked the dignity of times past.

Kaptain Krude said...

When I said I liked chicks with long legs, I meant *real* chicks with long *real* legs. Sorry for the confusion.

wv: reedam - one "f" away. Always one "f" away.

Jay Guevara said...

ACORN on the march.

dadoctah said...

"I see it! *There*'s where we parked!"

dadoctah said...

Vacation Bible School has changed since I was a kid.

jeff said...

And to think, "When the Circus came to town" used to involve animals.
...then again, maybe it still does.

Viking04 said...

Dry-wall finishers are really different in California.

Jack Reacher said...

Just as the jury for his trial filed back in to the courtroom, Dick Cheney woke up.

Jack Reacher said...

The investment-grade bond-rating process is nothing if not colorful.

Oiao said...

So, they say the size of the stilt indicates the size of the, um, stilt.

Oiao said...

What Chicks with Dic*s do for fun on the weekend.

dwhawk said...

Jerusalem welcomed the performers of the newest show from "Cirque du So Ghey."

Submariner said...

Veterans Day Parades are a bit different on Fire Island...

Submariner said...

Terrell Owens describes what a Super Bowl parade for Jeff Garcia would have been like.

Submariner said...

At shift change time for the Key West Shipyard and Marina, it would be unwise to stand between the workers and their favorite "watering hole."

Mr. Hankey said...

Obama's promises to the Stilt People have so far been unresolved - prompting a rally in the streets of both of them.

Mr. Hankey said...

The "Knights Who Say Nih" have come out of the closet.