1. When roophies came to Enumclaw
2. Something tells me Sarah Jessica Parker isn't enjoying her date with Q.
3. "Thanks for the curling iron, Crow T. Robot."
4. "Damn! Broke another horse. Maybe I should start that diet."
5. "Well, the desert has turned to sea. I guess I can let the horse with no name run free, now."
Best of Maogwai
The Most Interesting Man in the World has just bored his horse to death.
Best of Silhouette
Relax, Flicka. "And the horse you rode in on" is just an expression.
Best of Submariner
I AM Cornholio!
Best of GregMan
Snuff videos come to Enumclaw.
Best of Jay Guevara
Secretariat goes Galt.
Better than my fomulation Best of Shayne
So where are the plants and birds and rocks and things?
Best of Oiao
Robbin Willimans, after his morning bottle of vodka, shows off his special nack for performance art by fuc*ing a horse to death on San Francisco's Ocean Beach.
Best of molson
Well I still can't find my panda costume so this is going to have to do. Now lets get a little yiffy!
Best of Rodney Dill
A horse is a horse
A corpse... a corpse
Best of mega
Another Canadian horse waits five months for a routine vaccination shot, and eventually falls over dead.
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'Ow to speek Enumclaw....Fleshlight.
The Most Interesting Man in the World has just bored his horse to death.
When Spain legalized Gay Bullfighting, even the horses fainted from shock.
"Hmmm, maybe my poots DO stink too much."
Relax, Flicka. "And the horse you rode in on" is just an expression.
Silhouette said...
Relax, Flicka. "And the horse you rode in on" is just an expression.
Bravo!!
I AM Cornholio!
Dammit, I asked for a 'mare.'
Snuff videos come to Enumclaw.
The Spanish 'Roy Rogers' did everything his hero did, but when he mounted and stuffed his Trigger, no one had the heart to explain his faux pas...
Another bold new car design from Government Motors fails the road test.
There is only 1 gelding in this arena. Guess which one and win a prize!
Awright; which one of you dirty bastidges whispered to my horse that the Lions were early picks to win the Superbowl?
Neidermeyer takes Bessie for a nostalgia ride after "the incident."
ORA: *sniff* "Iocaine powder, I'd bet my life on it!"
Now I know why the used horse salesman called him Elmer's Little Helper.
I hope that is sand or glue on his pants leg!
"Stand back or the nag gets it!"
Relax ol' girl. You won't feel a thing.... just a little prick.
Secretariat goes Galt.
So where are the plants and birds and rocks and things?
Okay, okay, I now admit it. I shouldn't have had that third bean burrito.
Robbin Willimans shows off his special nack for performance art, after his morning bottle of vodka, on San Francisco's Ocean Beach.
Robbin Willimans, after his morning bottle of vodka, shows off his special nack for performance art by fuc*ing a horse to death on San Francisco's Ocean Beach.
Well I still can't find my panda costume so this is going to have to do. Now lets get a little yiffy!
Like O and the economy, keep beating it until it rises from the dead.
I stopped watching MTV's Beach Party Bash years ago because I felt things were getting a little out of hand.
Sorry, Flicka, but I TOLD you I was hung better...
Pedro knew the solution to his problem; his community needed to be organized.
"So the bartender says to the horse, Hey, why the long face? Oh, c'mon, it wasn't that bad."
I could go on all day... but that would be just beating a dead horse.
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A horse is a horse
A corpse... a corpse
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♫"... Well I've been through the desert on a horse with no life... ♫
Watch the swinging pendulum. You're getting sleepy...very, very sleepy. Damn, it really works!
seriously, is that Putin?
"So if you're looking for a great deal on a pre-owned horse, come on down to Craaaaazy Pete's Used Equine Emporium and Discount Glue Outlet! Tell 'em Craaaazy Pete sent ya!"
Another Canadian horse waits five months for a routine vaccination shot, and eventually falls over dead.
"She ran calling Wildfire..."
"...and this is my wonder horse, Ennui."
"Can you hear me now? Yes? Good, because I was getting a little hoarse."
That's right bi-otch!
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