Friday, June 12, 2009

Of course Of course



1. When roophies came to Enumclaw

2. Something tells me Sarah Jessica Parker isn't enjoying her date with Q.

3. "Thanks for the curling iron, Crow T. Robot."

4. "Damn! Broke another horse. Maybe I should start that diet."

5. "Well, the desert has turned to sea. I guess I can let the horse with no name run free, now."

Best of Maogwai
The Most Interesting Man in the World has just bored his horse to death.

Best of Silhouette
Relax, Flicka. "And the horse you rode in on" is just an expression.

Best of Submariner
I AM Cornholio!

Best of GregMan
Snuff videos come to Enumclaw.

Best of Jay Guevara
Secretariat goes Galt.

Better than my fomulation Best of Shayne
So where are the plants and birds and rocks and things?

Best of Oiao
Robbin Willimans, after his morning bottle of vodka, shows off his special nack for performance art by fuc*ing a horse to death on San Francisco's Ocean Beach.

Best of molson
Well I still can't find my panda costume so this is going to have to do. Now lets get a little yiffy!

Best of Rodney Dill
A horse is a horse
A corpse... a corpse


Best of mega
Another Canadian horse waits five months for a routine vaccination shot, and eventually falls over dead.

41 comments:

dub said...

'Ow to speek Enumclaw....Fleshlight.

Maogwai said...

The Most Interesting Man in the World has just bored his horse to death.

mklasing said...

When Spain legalized Gay Bullfighting, even the horses fainted from shock.

Silhouette said...

"Hmmm, maybe my poots DO stink too much."

Silhouette said...

Relax, Flicka. "And the horse you rode in on" is just an expression.

dub said...

Silhouette said...
Relax, Flicka. "And the horse you rode in on" is just an expression.

Bravo!!

Submariner said...

I AM Cornholio!

Submariner said...

Dammit, I asked for a 'mare.'

GregMan said...

Snuff videos come to Enumclaw.

Submariner said...

The Spanish 'Roy Rogers' did everything his hero did, but when he mounted and stuffed his Trigger, no one had the heart to explain his faux pas...

GregMan said...

Another bold new car design from Government Motors fails the road test.

Submariner said...

There is only 1 gelding in this arena. Guess which one and win a prize!

Submariner said...

Awright; which one of you dirty bastidges whispered to my horse that the Lions were early picks to win the Superbowl?

Submariner said...

Neidermeyer takes Bessie for a nostalgia ride after "the incident."

Army of Dad said...

ORA: *sniff* "Iocaine powder, I'd bet my life on it!"

Army of Dad said...

Now I know why the used horse salesman called him Elmer's Little Helper.

Army of Dad said...

I hope that is sand or glue on his pants leg!

Army of Dad said...

"Stand back or the nag gets it!"

John.....just John said...

Relax ol' girl. You won't feel a thing.... just a little prick.

Jay Guevara said...

Secretariat goes Galt.

Shayne said...

So where are the plants and birds and rocks and things?

King of Glass said...

Okay, okay, I now admit it. I shouldn't have had that third bean burrito.

Oiao said...

Robbin Willimans shows off his special nack for performance art, after his morning bottle of vodka, on San Francisco's Ocean Beach.

Oiao said...

Robbin Willimans, after his morning bottle of vodka, shows off his special nack for performance art by fuc*ing a horse to death on San Francisco's Ocean Beach.

molson said...

Well I still can't find my panda costume so this is going to have to do. Now lets get a little yiffy!

Viking04 said...

Like O and the economy, keep beating it until it rises from the dead.

dadoctah said...

I stopped watching MTV's Beach Party Bash years ago because I felt things were getting a little out of hand.

Submariner said...

Sorry, Flicka, but I TOLD you I was hung better...

Jack Reacher said...

Pedro knew the solution to his problem; his community needed to be organized.

Jack Reacher said...

"So the bartender says to the horse, Hey, why the long face? Oh, c'mon, it wasn't that bad."

Rodney Dill said...

I could go on all day... but that would be just beating a dead horse.

Rodney Dill said...


A horse is a horse
A corpse... a corpse

sonicfrog said...

♫"... Well I've been through the desert on a horse with no life... ♫

King of Glass said...

Watch the swinging pendulum. You're getting sleepy...very, very sleepy. Damn, it really works!

Anonymous said...

seriously, is that Putin?

prince of leaves said...

"So if you're looking for a great deal on a pre-owned horse, come on down to Craaaaazy Pete's Used Equine Emporium and Discount Glue Outlet! Tell 'em Craaaazy Pete sent ya!"

mega said...

Another Canadian horse waits five months for a routine vaccination shot, and eventually falls over dead.

mpur said...

"She ran calling Wildfire..."

Submariner said...

"...and this is my wonder horse, Ennui."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Can you hear me now? Yes? Good, because I was getting a little hoarse."

steve o said...

That's right bi-otch!