Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Nice Hose


1. Best of Rightwingnutlicker: "More please."

2. Apart from the firehose scene, the worst part about Ang Lee's remake of UHF was casting Clay Aiken in the Weird Al Yankovic role.

3. Fireman's Fund insurance petitions Barney Frank for a bailout. The congress"man" later complimented then for "understanding the ins and outs of Washington politics."

4. San Francisco will not be changing its Fireman Exams as a result of the Ricci verdict since the talent, swimsuit, and evening gown sections are already race-neutral.

5. ORA*: "OK, the Canterbury Fire Department is up to snuff. Let's check out the Public Library."

* Canterbury (England) was recently forced to satisfy government inspectors that was "sufficiently gay".

Best of Army of Dad
Do not taunt happy fun enema man.

Best of Tim
Despite Rudy's popularity at the station, many of his fellow firefighters privately wished he would just get a bidet

Best of Rodney Dill
"No, I don't think the autopilot needs any more inflation."

Best of Whacko
For some odd reason, Randy will not get promoted to Lieutenant in New Haven despite acing the qualifying exam.

22 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

I don't think this is what Bob and Doug McKenzie meant.

Double the U said...

Take that out of your mouth, it isn't a respirator!

Army of Dad said...

Finally a phot subject skinny enough for dub.

Army of Dad said...

Backdoordraft.

Army of Dad said...

Do not taunt happy fun enema man.

dub said...

Carl shows that not only is he man enough to pose nude, he's woman enough to take an 8 inch diameter steel tube up the ass.

wc: sitted...gently though, dont want to blow out your mud cutter.

dadoctah said...

Matches are just about the only thing Smokey's friends *don't* play with.

wv: makermie. Go ahead, I dare you.

Tim said...

Despite Rudy's popularity at the station, many of his fellow firefighters privately wished he would just get a bidet

Tim said...

proving once and for all that sewage workers could still be hot

ttgftt
(thank the gods for testicle tuesday)

Rodney Dill said...

"No, I don't think the autopilot needs any more inflation."

mega said...

It turned out that Stanford's little Argentina problem was even worse than thought.

Adriane said...

Come on, baby. Light my fire!

divine miss m said...

I guess that concludes the small-talk portion of our evening.

prince of leaves said...

Robobobbitt.

Whacko said...

For some odd reason, Randy will not get promoted to Lieutenant in New Haven despite acing the qualifying exam.

Oiao said...

Viking the Kitten is one sick intercourse for posting that photo.

Oiao said...

Now we know who washes the rams for the British Army. Inside and out.

molson said...

Sorry there Chief, but there's no fire here so why don't you just back the truck up.

molson said...

Hosing all flamers!

molson said...

Ladder 69 where are you?

Jay Guevara said...

White House staffers wondered why Rahm Emanuel kept turning in false fire alarms.

Banana Republican said...

Why I have 911 on speed dial.