Thursday, June 25, 2009

MONORAIL BABE



Super Gran Torino Best of dadoctah
Didn't this picnic table used to be wider?

Best of Army of Mom
Despite her inability to actually complete any gymnastics skills, ratings for gymnastics meets on TV went up in the male 12-99 demographic once Stephanie became a regular on the circuit.

Best of The Man
newsflash: Your mom likes wood

Best of Submariner
Awright, Bridget, standby; today we play "DC Metro."
What - too soon?

30 comments:

Barco Sin Vela II said...

The real fun happened when someone with ice cold, wet fingers gave her a "wet willie".

Tim said...

early attempts at high speed monorail were a failure, despite heavy funding and a plethora of asian grad students

Double the U said...

For your safety, please keep your hand on the rail.

Army of Mom said...

Despite her inability to actually complete any gymnastics skills, ratings for gymnastics meets on TV went up in the male 12-99 demographic once Stephanie became a regular on the circuit.

Army of Mom said...

Does anyone else smell something fishy on this balance beam?

Army of Mom said...

Words on the little white circle on her bikini bottom: objects in bikini may appear larger than they actually are.

Army of Mom said...

Its all fun and games till a splinter pops her implant.

Achilles said...

Hey! That's the UAW logo on her bikini bottom. Damn You! Obama! Damn You to Hell!

Anonymous said...

Marcella Reef, it's what's for dinner.

The Man said...

newsflash: Your mom likes wood

Chrees said...

Yeah, that's how I feel after my dismount too.

Mr. Hankey said...

I think I'm going to stay on the fence regarding this one...

dub said...

REEF....UR SPELLIN QUEEF RONG.

jj said...

Ah yes....sometime watching the moonrise is just the most beautiful thing in the world.

dadoctah said...

Didn't this picnic table used to be wider?

The Man said...

In response to Karl Jr's $6 burger ad, Burger King airs it's ad featuring a woman humping a whopper.

Jay Guevara said...

"That's no post turtle, Timmy."

Army of Dad said...

Monorail Kitteh version 6.9q

molson said...

Twin Peaks.

Son Of The Godfather said...

...and she swam, and she swam right over the dam...

Son Of The Godfather said...

I don't think that border fence is going to work the way we'd hoped.

Submariner said...

Awright, Bridget, standby; today we play "DC Metro."


What - too soon?

dadoctah said...

Even without a man for miles in any direction, Marcella was still able to cause morning wood.

dadoctah said...

If you've ever wondered what becomes of the applicants who don't even get *on* "Paris Hilton's New BFF"....

dadoctah said...

People are *so* wasteful! Look at that, someone threw away a perfectly good skank!

mega said...

Tina was absolutely crushed at being banned from littlegreenfootballs.

Kaptain Krude said...

Lyle Lanley knew he had to spice up his pitch to the cities following Springfield, and was delighted to find inspiration just outside the Springfield Econo-Lodge. Sales were brisk after that.


wv: eliseho - Well, that's not a very nice thing to call Elise.

Viking04 said...

AOM pointed and informed AOD that he didn't have to worry about the third rail if he touched that.

steve o said...

She's laying on a handrail.
I'd say she's as wide as I am long.

Submariner said...

Enui had such a grip it killed her?