1. "Jackie... Robinson... OK, Willow, go over to the president's box and sell this to that dip-sh-t Joe Biden. You should be able to get at least $300-$400 off him."
2. "'Airport Sheraton... Room 415... ' Willow, be a good girl and give this to the pitcher with the nice tight a$$."
3. "No, dear, I'm pretty sure Mr. Sullivan is a 'catcher,' which is why he has AIDS."
4. "$50 says I can hit Letterman square in the nuts from 400 yards."
5. "Ah, the shrunken head of Paul Shaeffer, just as I asked. Well done, my minion."
Best of The Man
This would be in my Top 10 items I'd like to shove up Letterman's butt
Best of Oiao
David Letterman has it wrong. Not a "Slutty Stewardess look" but a "oh man, I whis my mom was that hot and capable of kicking Letterman's ass all over the place" look!
Best of dub
Ok, for the last time....here is Alaska....and here is Russia....
Best of Rich Bateman
I'd let her sign my balls too.
Best of Jack Reacher
Apologize to Willow or I'll set that weasel-fur hairpiece on fire while you're wearing it. "Now I just throw it through the studio window, and watch the fun."
Best of Maogwai
"Sherman... T... Potter..."
Best of Army of Mom
Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250... not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle.
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Once I finish signing them I will hand Letterman back his balls.
This would be in my Top 10 items I'd like to shove up Letterman's butt
David Letterman has it wrong. Not a "Slutty Stewardess look" but a "oh man, I whis my mom was that hot and capable of kicking Letterman's ass all over the place" look!
What male Young Republican fantasies are all about!
"This is the stangest looking hockey puck I've ever seen, don't 'cha know."
A photo of Baseball and Apple Pie!
Ok, for the last time....here is Alaska....and here is Russia....
Sarah shows the world once and for all, she really does have more balls than the Democratic party.
What female middle-aged conservative former Marines' fantasies are all about!
Semper Fi Julie! LOL - don't ask, don't tell?
Getting Sarah to play with your balls....UR DOIN IT RONG!!
"Is Maverick spelled with an A or an E?"
Y'know, In a few of my dreams I've seen Sarah's head in about that position, with her lips parted kinda like that, over balls that didn't say Rawlings...
Uuuuuuuhhh, I need to go have a little "me time."
ORA: I believe in the church of baseball.
"Does Letterman have one 'n' or two?" - Sarah would regret autographing the ball the next morning.
"Dear Barry,
This is what balls look like. Judging from your craven handling of Iran, I thought you might need a hint.
Love,
Sarah"
Uhm, how do you spell stewerdess?
Obvious ShopJob. Everybody knows pigs can't write.
I'd let her sign my balls too.
I got nothing, but that first one from V made me laugh the hardest I've laughed all day. Thanks, V!
Apologize to Willow or I'll set that weasel-fur hairpiece on fire while you're wearing it. "Now I just throw it through the studio window, and watch the fun."
A photo of Baseball and 'HOT' Apple Pie!
Thought Bubble;
"Sherman T. Potter..."
PROOF! Hot chicks love baseball!
PROOF! Sarah's into horsehide!
These are the ground rules. I hook up with one guy a season. Usually takes me a couple weeks to pick the guy - kinda my own spring training.
Walt Whitman once said, "I see great things in baseball. It's our game, the American game. It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us." You could look it up.
Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250... not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle.
They're still shitty.
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