Monday, June 15, 2009

Just to Remind You What a Successful and Competent Political Executive Looks Like


1. "Jackie... Robinson... OK, Willow, go over to the president's box and sell this to that dip-sh-t Joe Biden. You should be able to get at least $300-$400 off him."

2. "'Airport Sheraton... Room 415... ' Willow, be a good girl and give this to the pitcher with the nice tight a$$."

3. "No, dear, I'm pretty sure Mr. Sullivan is a 'catcher,' which is why he has AIDS."

4. "$50 says I can hit Letterman square in the nuts from 400 yards."

5. "Ah, the shrunken head of Paul Shaeffer, just as I asked. Well done, my minion."

Best of The Man
This would be in my Top 10 items I'd like to shove up Letterman's butt

Best of Oiao
David Letterman has it wrong. Not a "Slutty Stewardess look" but a "oh man, I whis my mom was that hot and capable of kicking Letterman's ass all over the place" look!

Best of dub
Ok, for the last time....here is Alaska....and here is Russia....

Best of Rich Bateman
I'd let her sign my balls too.

Best of Jack Reacher
Apologize to Willow or I'll set that weasel-fur hairpiece on fire while you're wearing it. "Now I just throw it through the studio window, and watch the fun."

Best of Maogwai
"Sherman... T... Potter..."

Best of Army of Mom
Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250... not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle.

29 comments:

Double the U said...

Once I finish signing them I will hand Letterman back his balls.

The Man said...

This would be in my Top 10 items I'd like to shove up Letterman's butt

Oiao said...

David Letterman has it wrong. Not a "Slutty Stewardess look" but a "oh man, I whis my mom was that hot and capable of kicking Letterman's ass all over the place" look!

Oiao said...

What male Young Republican fantasies are all about!

HLam said...

"This is the stangest looking hockey puck I've ever seen, don't 'cha know."

Oiao said...

A photo of Baseball and Apple Pie!

dub said...

Ok, for the last time....here is Alaska....and here is Russia....

dub said...

Sarah shows the world once and for all, she really does have more balls than the Democratic party.

Julie the Jarhead said...

What female middle-aged conservative former Marines' fantasies are all about!

Oiao said...

Semper Fi Julie! LOL - don't ask, don't tell?

dub said...

Getting Sarah to play with your balls....UR DOIN IT RONG!!

dadoctah said...

"Is Maverick spelled with an A or an E?"

Submariner said...

Y'know, In a few of my dreams I've seen Sarah's head in about that position, with her lips parted kinda like that, over balls that didn't say Rawlings...
Uuuuuuuhhh, I need to go have a little "me time."

Army of Dad said...

ORA: I believe in the church of baseball.

jeff said...

"Does Letterman have one 'n' or two?" - Sarah would regret autographing the ball the next morning.

Jay Guevara said...

"Dear Barry,

This is what balls look like. Judging from your craven handling of Iran, I thought you might need a hint.

Love,

Sarah"

sonicfrog said...

Uhm, how do you spell stewerdess?

dadoctah said...

Obvious ShopJob. Everybody knows pigs can't write.

Rich Bateman said...

I'd let her sign my balls too.

Kaptain Krude said...

I got nothing, but that first one from V made me laugh the hardest I've laughed all day. Thanks, V!

Jack Reacher said...

Apologize to Willow or I'll set that weasel-fur hairpiece on fire while you're wearing it. "Now I just throw it through the studio window, and watch the fun."

Oiao said...

A photo of Baseball and 'HOT' Apple Pie!

Maogwai said...

Thought Bubble;

"Sherman T. Potter..."

Anonymous said...

PROOF! Hot chicks love baseball!

dadoctah said...

PROOF! Sarah's into horsehide!

Army of Mom said...

These are the ground rules. I hook up with one guy a season. Usually takes me a couple weeks to pick the guy - kinda my own spring training.

Army of Mom said...

Walt Whitman once said, "I see great things in baseball. It's our game, the American game. It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us." You could look it up.

Army of Mom said...

Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250... not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle.

Army of Mom said...

They're still shitty.