Monday, June 15, 2009
Just to Remind You What a Successful and Competent Political Executive Looks Like
1. "Jackie... Robinson... OK, Willow, go over to the president's box and sell this to that dip-sh-t Joe Biden. You should be able to get at least $300-$400 off him."
2. "'Airport Sheraton... Room 415... ' Willow, be a good girl and give this to the pitcher with the nice tight a$$."
3. "No, dear, I'm pretty sure Mr. Sullivan is a 'catcher,' which is why he has AIDS."
4. "$50 says I can hit Letterman square in the nuts from 400 yards."
5. "Ah, the shrunken head of Paul Shaeffer, just as I asked. Well done, my minion."
Best of The Man
This would be in my Top 10 items I'd like to shove up Letterman's butt
Best of Oiao
David Letterman has it wrong. Not a "Slutty Stewardess look" but a "oh man, I whis my mom was that hot and capable of kicking Letterman's ass all over the place" look!
Best of dub
Ok, for the last time....here is Alaska....and here is Russia....
Best of Rich Bateman
I'd let her sign my balls too.
Best of Jack Reacher
Apologize to Willow or I'll set that weasel-fur hairpiece on fire while you're wearing it. "Now I just throw it through the studio window, and watch the fun."
Best of Maogwai
"Sherman... T... Potter..."
Best of Army of Mom
Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250... not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle.