1. Standard M'chel Cap #1: "Don't you turn away from me, you chalk-faced whore."
2. Carla tried to remember. "Is the Predator the one with the little mouth inside the big one, or am I thinking of something else?"
3. Standard M'Chel Cap #2: "P'tagh! I will rip out your heart with my b'athleth and show it to you while it is still beating."
4. Remembering that M'Chel's visual acuity was based on movement, Carla tries to remain absolutely still.
5. "Hm, no bite marks on her long white neck. I guess she hasn't met Pelosi yet."
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Carla tried hard not to return Muh-chelle's stare, knowing that gorillas interpret direct eye contact as a threat.
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White woman thought bubble: "Why does that lady from the syrup bottle keep staring at me??".
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Standard capshun #471: "You know what I hate the most about Anna Nicole Smith?? What? She's right behind me, isn't she?"
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The Predator sizes up it's next selection...
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Carla: "That's ash falling from the sky. What's going on here?"
Michelle: "...Agh burzum-ishi krimpatul."
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Bitch's staff wouldn't make me none of those real french fries.
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"What you talkin' bout Carla?"
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Thought bubble; "Why WON'T this chalk-faced whore go shopping with me at Old Navy?"
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Carla's "an Obama supporter's facial expression" failed to impress Michelle
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Now, isn't that the M'chelle we all know and love?
And to think I was once proud to be French.
"Oh no she DIH-UNHH!!!
Helmet head thought bubble: "Don't you be lookin' at *my* man..."
"I don' has to be unhingin' my jaw to swallows that skany ho's head."
Carla tried hard not to return Muh-chelle's stare, knowing that gorillas interpret direct eye contact as a threat.
"I'll get you, you skanky white ho, and your little dog too!"
Man, if something that nasty looking was giving me the stink-eye, I wouldn't need any damn laxative.
"She looks like O-Positive. Time to make a withdrawal from the blood bank."
"I saw how you voted your Dancing With The Stars ballot. Bitch."
DAMN! I find the nude photos, post them on the internet, and she gets more popular. Don't these MF'n French recognize a smear job when they see one.
Whitey wears black, blackie wears white. All we're missing now is Ted Danson.
Ebony, and Ivory...
Working together in perfect, harmony...
Side by side you're my hero, negro, why don't we....
White woman thought bubble: "Why does that lady from the syrup bottle keep staring at me??".
Standard capshun #471: "You know what I hate the most about Anna Nicole Smith?? What? She's right behind me, isn't she?"
The Predator sizes up it's next selection...
Evolution theory confirmation in 3... 2...
Now ist der time at Schprockets vhen ve select a Carotid for der next break...
Michelle thought bubble: "Typical white person, mean and hating those of other races."
"I swear to god if she breaks into song I'm going to lose my lunch!"
Carla: "That's ash falling from the sky. What's going on here?"
Michelle: "...Agh burzum-ishi krimpatul."
Bitch's staff wouldn't make me none of those real french fries.
Those candid shots of Michelle are just awesome, aren't they?
"Michelle my belle?", it means Michelle my little ding dong.
"Hmmm. If I ever *was* going to turn lesbian, this would be the day for it."
Thought bubble over Carla's head, "Let the Wookie win."
Michelle thought bubble:
"Well, she's sorta pretty... I guess."
Carla's knows from survival training to avoid making eye contact.
M'chel sourly concluded that Carla's stare was still six degrees too high, and she would never master the 52 degree stare-into-the-half-distance. Sadly, like the other stare-failers before her such as Bibi, France would be pestered by the hubby to give up its nukes and cease all planned or natural growth in and around Paris.
That smug supermodel face is gonna look reaaaaal nice over some Moslem overlord's fireplace in about 20 years, nnnn-hnnnn.
"What you talkin' bout Carla?"
"Bitch...if she'd told me this was a memorial service, I would have worn black."
"What is *wrong* with these French people? Thinks Jerry Lewis is a friggin' genius, but she can't spare the tiniest smile for a *real* comic visionary like Paul Blart Mall Cop!"
"....if that cracker-ass bitch keeps calling me 'Mammy' &says 'fiddle-dee-dee' to me just one more time..."
My sunny disposition and tolerance for other cultures? Why, you can't listen to Reverend Wright for 20 years and not come away with nothing.
"Ignore the black FLOTUS. Ignore the black FLOTUS. Ignore... Look, black FLOTUS, I'm ignoring you... Ignore the black FLOTUS."
Just a little change
Small to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Beauty and the Beast
Beauty and WTF?
Thought bubble; "Why WON'T this chalky faced bi-yatch go shopping with me at Old Navy?"
"Ah could jes' slap the taste outta her mouf!"
If Barry has endured that look, he's got more balls than I gave him credit for. That's some weapons-grade stinkeye there.
"6, 7 lbs of torque, tops, to snap that scrawny neck..."
Why's she squirmin' like dat? It's JUST a little snuke...
Who knew Michelle was a descendant of Marie Laveau?
Michelle studies under Carla's masterful tuterage. Gazing in wonder as you husband speaks is an art that she needed to learn quickly.
i'ma CUT that bitch when she look away.
ORA: "Bitch took my ride."
Carla, I suggest you let the Wookie win.
If that bitch coughs and mutters "Kunta Kinte" one more time Imma gonna get all up in her grill.
M'Chel thought bubble: "I wonder if there's any dijon mustard around here..."
Carla's "an Obama supporter's facial expression" failed to impress Michelle
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