Thursday, June 18, 2009

Best Episode of Deadliest Warrior Evah!



Best of Army of Dad
"Be healed!"

Best of dadoctah
"Hold still and stop screaming! You want your mortgage restructured or *not*?"

Best of Steve O?
Testing results of the new Swedish vulcan mind-meld education system are proving remarkably positive.

Best of GregMan
Twenty quatloos on the blonde!

Best of mega
Even after being identified definitively as a SoulEater, Karen still had plenty of willing volunteers.

Best of Nose
Army of Mom gets her ass kicked for claiming to own someone else's outfit.

30 comments:

Julie the Jarhead said...

Nipple alert!

Double the U said...

One more thing girl, I'm tired of you presenting yourself as some holier than thou do-gooder Christian. Those pictures of tits and animals having sex in this room reveal the deep sickness you truly possess and explain your desire to hide behind "faith" and "good deeds" to cover up what a sick (intercourse) you really are.

Achilles said...

"Kirk!" "Picard!" Kirk!" "Picard!"

dwhawk said...

Has anyone figured out why the "naughty supermodel" on top has a thigh that looks like armadillo plating?

Army of Dad said...

"Be healed!"

Army of Dad said...

She is trapped in full guard, if she doesn't roll her hips and bring her knee down on the other girls thight she will never get a mount.

Army of Dad said...

In this version of UFC the 'F' stands for something other than fighting.

Army of Dad said...

How tell if you have been a very bad school girl.

Army of Dad said...

"Bitch tore my hose!"

Army of Dad said...

ORA: Ladies! Please, have the decency to oil up first.

dadoctah said...

"Hold still and stop screaming! You want your mortgage restructured or *not*?"

Julie the Jarhead said...

Parris Island has changed since I was there -- but not a lot.

Anonymous said...

Testing results of the new Swedish vulcan mind-meld education system are proving remarkably positive.

metalgarth said...

Some classic movies should never be remade, but I guess I can handle another version of 'Catholic School Girls in Trouble'

GregMan said...

As the U.S. economy continued to collapse, competition for government jobs, particularly in the State Department, grew very fierce.

GregMan said...

Twenty quatloos on the blonde!

GregMan said...

Strangely enough, Muslim terrorists at Gitmo still complained about the Enhanced Interrogation Techniques.

dub said...

Army of Dad said...
How tell if you have been a very bad school girl.


They look like GREAT school girls to me!


wv: scent....let me guess...tuna?

dub said...

This photo is obviously a fake. No way are those hoop earrings big enough to hold her ankles.


wv: alter. I KNEW IT!!

Julie the Jarhead said...

That's "Senator," bitch!

mega said...

Violent fights broke out at Olive Garden restaurants across the U.S. today, as the fallout from the Letterman incident continued to polarize waitstaff.

mega said...

Even after being identified definitively as a SoulEater, Karen still had plenty of willing volunteers.

mega said...

Laura and Euna discovered that North Korean hard labor camps are, actually, not too bad.

Mr. Hankey said...

The photos of the interrogation techniques that Nancy Pelosi remembered seeing - and subsequently keeping handy in her desk drawer.

Submariner said...

Who.Does.Number.Two.Whore.For?

Submariner said...

I'll TEACH you to "Leggo my Eggo..."

Oiao said...

Ah.............. Its Thursday again.

mpur said...

Where's the cup?

Nose said...

Army of Mom gets her ass kicked for claiming to own someone else's outfit.

steve o said...

A random scend from my "Scottish Vacation" holodeck program.