Monday, June 29, 2009
How Much Is That RINO in the Window?
1. ORA: In the middle of the on-air "Drunk Test," Arnold stormed into Mr. Carlson's office and demanded a hat. "Cop's got a hat. Why can't I have a hat?"
2. ORA: "Why does that trooper keep saying 'Meow?'"
3. "Isn't a massive tax increase justified if it allows someone like Larry here to retire at 45 with a full salary and provides for sex change surgery for his life partner?"
4. "This troopah refuses to pull my finger. Have him exterminated."
5. "I did not have sexual relations with that state troopah over there."
Wicked Wicked Best of dadoctah
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the taxpayers. That is best in life."
Best of dadoctah
"Vat unemployment problem? I haff a job. My old co-star Arnold Stang back dere has a job."
Best of GregMan
"Your taxes, give them to me, now."
Best of Jay Guevara
"Ve called dis press conference to announce ve yust found ze last patriotic American in Kalifornia. Dere he is."
Best of prince of leaves
"No, I haff no plans to team up on a movie with Roland Emmerich. I can create epic disasters chust fine by mein self, danke."
Best of Army of Dad
"Then I said, 'No Ted, you are too drunk to drive, let me send a trooper instead.'"