Julie teh Jarhead1. "I shall call him, Mini-Achmadinnerjacket."
2. Achmaddinnerjacket denies that radioactive contamination from nuclear tests is having any mutating effects on Iranian children.
3. After Peanuts was canceled, Linus Van Pelt followed in the footsteps of Cat Stevens, converted to Islam, and became a propaganda tool for Iran.
4. PBUH -- Prefers Boys, Usually Hairless.
5. The Special Revolutionary Agent known only as "Code Name: Robin" learned many devastating secrets while on the staff of Congressman Barney Frank.
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"...and will Mister Wonka let us see the chocolate river, and the inventing room, and all the Oompa-Loompahs too?!"
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"Do it, Anthony! Wish the opposition into the cornfield!"
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WORST. VENTRILOQUIST. ACT. EVER
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Islamic Rage Boy: TNG still needs some more training.
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wv: corki The WV bot gets another one right.
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Where will you be when your pederasty kicks in?
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So, Ahmed; have you ever seen a third-world wack-job naked?
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Bat Boy's secret mission to eat Ahmadinejad was nearly aborted because of this photo. Luckily, no one recognized him with the wig.
Carry on Bat Boy, carry on!
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Ahhh...see? Achmadinnerjacket's can't be all that bad-- even Ringo Starr is there to support him!
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So Billy... Ever been in a Turkish prison?
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The needle like dentition of the larval form is uniquely adapted to catching fish and shredding algae. The adults however, undergo metamorphosis into a blunt toothed, bottom dwelling form well adapted to foraging in the fetid muck of drainage canals.
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See good lookin? I SAID I'd be back to pick you up later.
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"Yes, Moshabab. Those gallows are for you father who voted for that other guy. Say goodbye to daddy."
"...and will Mister Wonka let us see the chocolate river, and the inventing room, and all the Oompa-Loompahs too?!"
Achmadinnerjacket loves the little guy, because secretly, he knows that isnt the only giant head on that kid.
"Do it, Anthony! Wish the opposition into the cornfield!"
WORST. VENTRILOQUIST. ACT. EVER
Islamic Rage Boy: TNG still needs some more training.
Puppet regime.
Dinner jacket and a little friend enjoy a good stoning.
Yes, the mushroom cloud is brilliant and will go perfectly over the Great Satan's largest cities!
Yes Mohammed, there was no holocaust.
wv: corki The WV bot gets another one right.
Where will you be when your pederasty kicks in?
WV: flest - No idea what it means, but it sounds dirty,d oesn't it?
"Look, Mahmoud, the Obamessiah!"
"Thank Allah we subcontracted out the vote-counting to ACORN!"
"You're right, little Mohammed, Barack Obama does look better in a burka."
♪ When you can't be with the goat you lo-ove,
Love the one you're with.
You got to love the one you're with.
do-doo-do-doo-do-do, da ulululululululululululu! ♪
Uncle Mahmoud! Look how HIGH the infidel's head flipped!
So, Ahmed; have you ever seen a third-world wack-job naked?
Yes, my little qatayef, you may have Fatima as long as you want before sunset, for I must then honor-kill her because you boinked her...
Bat Boy's secret mission to eat Ahmadinejad
was nearly aborted because of this photo. Luckily, no one recognized him with the wig.
Carry on Bat Boy, carry on!
Ahhh...see? Achmadinnerjacket's can't be all that bad-- even Ringo Starr is there to support him!
Aminejinedad held the child and the iPod tightly. "Allah! I don't know if I feel more like Madonna or the Queen of England right now!"
Memo to Barack: those who carry sporks get an unclenched fist from Aminedinijad.
Look mom...both my heads are bigger than his!
So Billy... Ever been in a Turkish prison?
The needle like dentition of the larval form is uniquely adapted to catching fish and shredding algae. The adults however, undergo metamorphosis into a blunt toothed, bottom dwelling form well adapted to foraging in the fetid muck of drainage canals.
That's right Little Abdul. Everyone who votes for me gets their very own Qassam rocket and a free trip to Gaza where they can fire it at Israel. It's so much fun!
In the US, politicians kiss babies in the hopes of getting elected.
In Iran, pols kiss young boys in the hopes of getting erected...
See good lookin? I SAID I'd be back to pick you up later.
Someway, somehow, Imadumbjihadi managed to get to his choice before that American slut, Letourneau.
The Courtship of Abdul's Father -
"People let me tell you 'bout my best friend, He's a warm hearted person who'll love me till the end.
People let me tell you 'bout my best friend, He's a one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy."
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