Monday, June 15, 2009

A Holocaust Denier and a Kid with a Giant Head

Julie teh Jarhead

1. "I shall call him, Mini-Achmadinnerjacket."

2. Achmaddinnerjacket denies that radioactive contamination from nuclear tests is having any mutating effects on Iranian children.

3. After Peanuts was canceled, Linus Van Pelt followed in the footsteps of Cat Stevens, converted to Islam, and became a propaganda tool for Iran.

4. PBUH -- Prefers Boys, Usually Hairless.

5. The Special Revolutionary Agent known only as "Code Name: Robin" learned many devastating secrets while on the staff of Congressman Barney Frank.

Best of dadoctah
"...and will Mister Wonka let us see the chocolate river, and the inventing room, and all the Oompa-Loompahs too?!"

Best of dadoctah
"Do it, Anthony! Wish the opposition into the cornfield!"

Best of metalgarth
WORST. VENTRILOQUIST. ACT. EVER

Best of Army of Dad
Islamic Rage Boy: TNG still needs some more training.

Best of Army of Dad
wv: corki The WV bot gets another one right.

Best of GregMan
Where will you be when your pederasty kicks in?

Best of Submariner
So, Ahmed; have you ever seen a third-world wack-job naked?

Best of sonicfrog
Bat Boy's secret mission to eat Ahmadinejad was nearly aborted because of this photo. Luckily, no one recognized him with the wig.
Carry on Bat Boy, carry on!

Best of Matt the K
Ahhh...see? Achmadinnerjacket's can't be all that bad-- even Ringo Starr is there to support him!

Best of Rodney Dill
So Billy... Ever been in a Turkish prison?

Best of ThisOne
The needle like dentition of the larval form is uniquely adapted to catching fish and shredding algae. The adults however, undergo metamorphosis into a blunt toothed, bottom dwelling form well adapted to foraging in the fetid muck of drainage canals.

Best of Submariner
See good lookin? I SAID I'd be back to pick you up later.

33 comments:

Oiao said...

"Yes, Moshabab. Those gallows are for you father who voted for that other guy. Say goodbye to daddy."

dadoctah said...

"...and will Mister Wonka let us see the chocolate river, and the inventing room, and all the Oompa-Loompahs too?!"

dub said...

Achmadinnerjacket loves the little guy, because secretly, he knows that isnt the only giant head on that kid.

dadoctah said...

"Do it, Anthony! Wish the opposition into the cornfield!"

metalgarth said...

WORST. VENTRILOQUIST. ACT. EVER

Army of Dad said...

Islamic Rage Boy: TNG still needs some more training.

Army of Dad said...

Puppet regime.

Army of Dad said...

Dinner jacket and a little friend enjoy a good stoning.

Army of Dad said...

Yes, the mushroom cloud is brilliant and will go perfectly over the Great Satan's largest cities!

Army of Dad said...

Yes Mohammed, there was no holocaust.

Army of Dad said...

wv: corki The WV bot gets another one right.

GregMan said...

Where will you be when your pederasty kicks in?

WV: flest - No idea what it means, but it sounds dirty,d oesn't it?

GregMan said...

"Look, Mahmoud, the Obamessiah!"

GregMan said...

"Thank Allah we subcontracted out the vote-counting to ACORN!"

Jay Guevara said...

"You're right, little Mohammed, Barack Obama does look better in a burka."

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

♪ When you can't be with the goat you lo-ove,
Love the one you're with.
You got to love the one you're with.
do-doo-do-doo-do-do, da ulululululululululululu! ♪

Submariner said...

Uncle Mahmoud! Look how HIGH the infidel's head flipped!

Submariner said...

So, Ahmed; have you ever seen a third-world wack-job naked?

Submariner said...

Yes, my little qatayef, you may have Fatima as long as you want before sunset, for I must then honor-kill her because you boinked her...

sonicfrog said...

Bat Boy's secret mission to eat Ahmadinejad
was nearly aborted because of this photo. Luckily, no one recognized him with the wig.

Carry on Bat Boy, carry on!

Matt the K said...

Ahhh...see? Achmadinnerjacket's can't be all that bad-- even Ringo Starr is there to support him!

mega said...

Aminejinedad held the child and the iPod tightly. "Allah! I don't know if I feel more like Madonna or the Queen of England right now!"

mega said...

Memo to Barack: those who carry sporks get an unclenched fist from Aminedinijad.

Rich Bateman said...

Look mom...both my heads are bigger than his!

Rodney Dill said...

So Billy... Ever been in a Turkish prison?

ThisOne said...

The needle like dentition of the larval form is uniquely adapted to catching fish and shredding algae. The adults however, undergo metamorphosis into a blunt toothed, bottom dwelling form well adapted to foraging in the fetid muck of drainage canals.

molson said...

That's right Little Abdul. Everyone who votes for me gets their very own Qassam rocket and a free trip to Gaza where they can fire it at Israel. It's so much fun!

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

In the US, politicians kiss babies in the hopes of getting elected.
In Iran, pols kiss young boys in the hopes of getting erected...

Submariner said...

See good lookin? I SAID I'd be back to pick you up later.

Submariner said...

Someway, somehow, Imadumbjihadi managed to get to his choice before that American slut, Letourneau.

Mr. Hankey said...

The Courtship of Abdul's Father -

"People let me tell you 'bout my best friend, He's a warm hearted person who'll love me till the end.

People let me tell you 'bout my best friend, He's a one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy."