1. Mom?... Er, Dad?
2. During the filming of The Island of Dr. Moreau, Marlon Brando told Dennis Hopper the secret to great acting was to wear ridiculous sh-t on your head. Dennis didn't realize he was kidding.
3. "I'm crazee WTF-is-this-thing-anyway head! Gimme some o' dat crazeee candy!!!
4. This guy needs to either up his dosage or get a show on MSNBC.
5. "OK, Perez, when we come back on, Larry's going to ask you to critique Carrie Prejean's fashion sense. Try to come up with something really catty and scathing... And we're live in 5... 4... 3..."
Very Brady Best of dadoctah
"It's late 70s night at Teen Fun World! Join the fun with Fred Schneider's glasses, Mark Mothersbaugh's hats, and Debby Boone's pin-up posters!"
Best of dub
Orange you glad I wore mah hat todai?
Best of paul
Does this hat make me look stupid?
Best of Silhouette
The Pope's valet liked to play tricks when His Holiness was in a hurry and didn't have time to check the mirror.
Best of molson
Laugh it up monors, but there is no way the Hallibuton evil ray can ever penetrate my Tesla coil hat.
Best of Submariner
"...and at home? Instead of putting it on the rack in the hall, I set it next to the sofa, and VOILA! Intant haute couture end table."
Best of sonicfrog
So, Guinan is not quite as selective about whom she calls a friend as Picard led us to believe...