Friday, June 05, 2009

Guns and Underwear

K is P

1. The very last time dub criticized a woman about arm flab.

2. "Sorry about your cat."

3. Bristol Palin finally shuts up that blabbermouth punk Levi Johnston.

4. "Thank you for not smoking, sir!"

5. Bang! BANG! "I am NOT PMSing!" BANG! Bang!

Best of Submariner
Sorry, honey. I guess I popped off MY round a little fast, too...

Best of divine miss m
"I want a margarita and I want it now."

Best of Silhouette
"ALL DAY! You knew my smiley face panties were showing, and yet you didn't say a word."

Best of Dactyl
Katie Holmes escape plan C: back off or the Thetan gets it!

Best of mpur
And that's how you do it without catching hot brass between your tits.

Best of ochagirl
YOU FORGOT THE CHOCOLATE! GO BACK!

Best of metalgarth
YOU LEFT THE SEAT UP AGAIN!

Best of metalgarth
Use a freaking coaster next time

Best of steve o
Unlike Charlie's better known Angels, Sondra always made those "peechuu! peecheeoo!" sounds when she blew bad guys away.

Best of Matt the K
"I know what your thinking, punk... Had it been twenty-six, or twenty-seven days since my last period?"

54 comments:

Chrees said...

My wife's reaction to my reaction to Gabrielle Anwar

Submariner said...

Sorry, honey. I guess I popped off MY round a little fast, too...

divine miss m said...

"I want a margarita and I want it now."

Army of Dad said...

The pigtailed pistolera.

Army of Dad said...

Kill Bill Vol. 4-Thialand.

(too soon?)

Army of Dad said...

I will not be your promdate dub!

Viking04 said...

This is Idiot Security Company. Are you OK?

Shut up, I'm changing magazines!

dub said...

How about I shoot in YOUR face for a change you prick!

Rich Bateman said...

Sweetie, I can't help wondering if we were taking this role play thing just a little too far.

Rich Bateman said...

Ok, ok, Kimmie, you don't have to go to gym class.

Silhouette said...

"ALL DAY! You knew my smiley face panties were showing, and yet you didn't say a word."

Dactyl said...

Katie Holmes escape plan C: back off or the Thetan gets it!

Viking04 said...

Lay that pistol down, Babe.
Lay that pistol down
Pistol-packing Mama
Lay that pistol down.

steve o said...

In Red-state flyover country, a would-be rapist gets a "hand-job" just like he deserves.

steve o said...

Oooh, I'm sorry there tough guy. You said not to make any noise or you would hurt me.

Please be gentle with me. Why are you crying?

Submariner said...

I said; "take those muddy shoes off at the door!"

Submariner said...

My "prom date?" No, dub, I kinda don't frakkin' THINK so.

Submariner said...

Sorry about that last AoD - missed yours.

Submariner said...

Frak nature; this is how I say "don't touch."

Submariner said...

I'll take "Katie Couric's REAL Fantasies" for $1,000, Alex...

mpur said...

And that's how you do it without catching hot brass between your tits.




wv: pregi. Maybe, would explain the mood swings.

Oiao said...

"You take your paws off of me, you dirty stinkin ape!" Oops, wrong movie.

I musta been channeling Charles Hestin right then.......

Matt the K said...

I am NOT an A-cup!!!

Matt the K said...

No comment, just my wv is "frack". How frackin' sweet.

Matt the K said...

Just a typical night with the "Warriors'" girlfriends.

ochagirl said...

No one knows when OchaGirl is PMSing until it's much too late.

Damn you, V, for doing the PMS caption. I DO go psycho around my period.

ochagirl said...

YOU FORGOT THE CHOCOLATE! GO BACK!

vw = zingeade - "Zingeade! Put the 'get up' back in your go!"

dadoctah said...

Another Cheerleader For Cheney.

molson said...

Janie's got a gun!

molson said...

Lorena Bobbit my ass.

metalgarth said...

YOU LEFT THE SEAT UP AGAIN!

metalgarth said...

We are not watching a '3 Stooges marathon' tonight

metalgarth said...

Use a freaking coaster next time

metalgarth said...

10 to 1 says that Samuel L. Bronkowitz produced this movie

metalgarth said...

Standard Caption #300

"How AoM met AoD"

metalgarth said...

All new Standard Caption #301

"Why you should not make fun of AoM"

vw: gunec

Van Helsing said...

Molon labe!

dadoctah said...

10 to 1 says that Samuel L. Bronkowitz produced this movie


Nuh-uh. Andy Sidaris. In Hawaii. With exploding helicopters.

steve o said...

Unlike Charlie's better known Angels, Sondra always made those "peechuu! peecheeoo!" sounds when she blew bad guys away.

mega said...

Babe.
Gun.
Angry.
Pigtails.
FoxNews' Conservative Bitch Pundit Recruiting Center put out a memo - dump Megan if need be, but get this woman on the air NOW.

ochagirl said...

Why living out Playboy "hate-f*ck* rape fantasies on conservatives are rare.

prince of leaves said...

Gentlemen, remember: the answer to "Does this make my ass look fat?" is always "NO".

prince of leaves said...

The Salma Hayek/Quentin Tarantino remake of "Heidi" bears little resemblance to the original storyline or setting, but hell, who cares?

prince of leaves said...

The Salma Hayek/Quentin Tarantino remake of "Heidi" bears little resemblance to the original storyline or setting, but hell, who cares?

Oiao said...

Hot woman with hotter weapon says: "I know what your thinking, how many rounds did she fire. So punk, you gotta be thinking, do I have the pussy California 10 round clip, the standard issue 15 round clip or the 'bitch on sterioids' spring steel 18 round clip? Don't forget the one in the pipe either. Go ahead Punk, make my day!"

Matt the K said...

"I know what your thinking, punk... Had it been twenty-six, or twenty-seven days since my last period?"

Matt the K said...

Dammit, this stupid auto-correct on my phone turns my gases into hadses!

steve o said...

"Peecheeoo!! Peecheeoo!!"

Rodney Dill said...

She passes the grip test.

Matt the K said...

Dammit X2! I just noticed it turned my "hases" into "gases". But gases is much funnier. Not really.

dadoctah said...

So it *was* a gun in your pocket, and you clearly *aren't* glad to see me.

mega said...

Maybe G-d pulled off that smite-the-firstborn-with-smokey-evil-dust nonsense in Egypt, but here in Idaho, nuh uh.

mega said...

"I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. An Obamabot neighborhood cavassing douche interrupting my dinner says what?"

jeff said...

"Hey Rosie - I just got picked up for another season!"