Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Gag Me with a Ball

Snowsnake


1. I have only one question: Do they come in Joy Behar sizes? (That would be, like, a basketball or something).

2. The reporter from Agence France Press had to be subtly reminded not to ask Obama any questions about his deficits or terror policies.

3. "MMmmph mmmmph mmmmph MMmmph Mmmmph Mmmph!" ("Welcome to Cafe Gimp, would you like to hear some of our specials.")

4. Finally, an effective diet program that really, really works.

5. Insert "State Department Intern" caption here.

Best of metalgarth
Rob Halford's #1 groupie was about to have the shock of her life.

Best of Van Helsing
Quick, give Biden his ball gag back before his mouth goes off again!

Best of Jay Guevara
Rahm Emanuel was determined to keep Sonia Sotomayor from making any more controversial statements until the Senate could confirm her.

Best of mklasing
Sheila had enough of those darn Travelocity commercials and can be seen here swallowing the last piece of that stupid little yard dwarf.

Best of mpur
Ok, I get the ball gag, the skimpy outfit, the shocker, but, honestly, isn't giving her a swirly a little harsh?

Best of GregMan
Some members of the David Carradine Fan Club are grieving just a little too hard.

Best of steve o
The ball gag is THE key accessory, as it is with any woman's outfit.

Best of Adjustah
Dyslexic Dad strikes out again when he accidentally invites "Blowzo The Clown" to his son's 5th birthday party.

Best of ochagirl
One of Germany's preliminary designs for it's 2012 Olympic swimming team.

Best of Army of Mom
Ang Lee's "It"

Best of Army of Mom
Somehow, I don' think this is what Nickelback was imagining when they sang "you look so much cuter with something in your mouth."

40 comments:

metalgarth said...

Rob Halford's #1 groupie was about to have the shock of her life.

dub said...

I dont recognize which move she is trying to pull off...I dont see it on the reference chart.

http://guanabee.com/shocker_5.7.08.jpg

Mr. Hankey said...

Screw the wedding ring....this should be the new marriage tradition.

Van Helsing said...

Quick, give Biden his ball gag back before his mouth goes off again!

Jay Guevara said...

Rahm Emanuel was determined to keep Sonia Sotomayor from making any more controversial statements until the Senate could confirm her.

The Man said...

wingnutlicker was glad to have parents that were so progressive, so green, so eager for the annual 'Take your child to Barney Frank's office day'

dub said...

Teabagging....UR CLOSE, BUT NOT QUITE.

mklasing said...

Sheila had enough of those darn Travelocity commercials and can be seen here swallowing the last piece of that stupid little yard dwarf.

mpur said...

Ok, I get the ball gag, the skimpy outfit, the shocker, but, honestly, isn't giving her a swirly a little harsh?

GregMan said...

Some members of the David Carradine Fan Club are grieving just a little too hard.

GregMan said...

The new CEO of Government Motors turned out to be an old crony of Hillary's.

GregMan said...

Judging by her right nipple it must be really cold.

Submariner said...

Y'know, I've often had this fantasy with numerous Hollywierd types serving in the role. I never do anything but enjoy the lack of them spouting their views...

Submariner said...

VIRGIN AIRLINES ATTENDANT: NOT

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

ORA:

Richard Dawson was the only one that picked up on Helga's desparate cry for love.

steve o said...

The ball gag is THE key accessory, as it is with any woman's outfit.


wv: butfug
I don't think I have to explain it.

Adjustah said...

Dyslexic Dad strikes out again when he accidentally invites "Blowzo The Clown" to his son's 5th birthday party.

Double the U said...

Can't say anything... check
Wearing a slutty outfit... check
Into heavy-metal death-goth rock... check
Has a large Cinnabon on top of her head... check.

VtheK your dream date is here!

Army of Dad said...

ISS IT THURSSSDAY YET?

curly said...

Oh, it's just you honey. With all of that mumblin', I thought Obama must be on TV without his teleprompter again.

curly said...

"Mmmmph mmmmph"! When the word verification generator chick goes on strike, all hell breaks loose at CapThis.

dub said...

This picture puts me in the mood for a cinnamon roll....and a violent molestation.




wv: butsphy

mega said...

For Signs 2, the producers decided to dump the tired Mel Gibson schtick and bring an edgier, sexy vibe to the familiar crop circle story.

mega said...

The new government-approved Conservative Silencer Device did nothing to change the fact that conservative babes were still WAY hotter.

mega said...

Karen ruefully thought back on her fateful decision to buy the Slap Chopper, and how much fun it had been to be a supermodel before the "incident", as she called it.

ochagirl said...

She's edgy. She's counter-culture. She forgot to take out the ball gag before she dived off the high board.

ochagirl said...

One of Germany's preliminary designs for it's 2012 Olympic swimming team.

curly said...

"See-No-Evil and Hear-No-Evil,your date is hear."

Army of Mom said...

Ironically, I DO NOT have this outfit.

Army of Mom said...

Ang Lee's "It"

Army of Mom said...

The S&M Fashion Show in Enumclaw.

Army of Mom said...

Somehow Heidi Klum felt it would be a mistake to allow Hannibal Lector to be a contestant on "Project Runway", yet Tim Gunn felt he could "make it work."

Army of Mom said...

From the looks of it: Subby, SOTG, V and AoD - your prom date is here.

Army of Mom said...

BLOW UP DOLL MODEL: UR DOIN IT RONG

Army of Mom said...

Somehow, I don' think this is what Nickelback was imagining when they sang "you look so much cuter with something in your mouth."

molson said...

Ann Coulter's new look is sure to win over the Left.

Submariner said...

mmmmMMPh grgllpth mmsstssssh ffrmsh hhhhhgggthsp*


*Velcommen to Ikea - you vant futon?"

Submariner said...

Because somebody needs to do it:


"Mom?!?"

dadoctah said...

"Sorry, Katie, but you've been getting a little uppity lately", Tom explained. "Fortunately, I happened to have this outfit handy in the closet I don't let you look in."