Friday, June 26, 2009

Fake (?) But Accurate

Sondra K


Best of Viking04
Having Squeaky Fromme as your hero has its drawbacks.

Best of The Man
Thank you mam - I know I am number 1

Best of mega
"What is this on your car, DUST?!!" In Iran, the Basij take no shit from anyone.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Dang it Mom, cut that out and get in the car."

Best of Submariner
Warp Factor 8, Mr. Sulu. Engage!

Best of dadoctah
"By Allah, I *hate* parking valets with 'tude!"

Best of Mr. Hankey
Mahmoud's wife announces that she learned why he was in Argentina.

31 comments:

Whacko said...

"I recognize that woman! Oops, no I don't. Could be a man. Could be anyone. Perhaps its Obama. Damn these burkas!"

dadoctah said...

"I'm sorry, I don't speak French."

Viking04 said...

Having Squeaky Fromme as your hero has its drawbacks.

The Man said...

Thank you mam - I know I am number 1

dub said...

Lalalalallalalalalala...KABOOOOM!!!

mega said...

Mahmoud got a huge kick out of having an "Oy!" license plate.

mega said...

"Oh, for Allah's sake, not another global warming protester. Achmed, hit the gas."

mega said...

"What is this on your car, DUST?!!" In Iran, the Basij take no shit from anyone.

mega said...

"Barry O? I thought it was you. Yeah, yeah, fine, let's talk."

mega said...

Aminedinejad hated the traffic and congestion, and vowed to copy the American model, where you just clear an entire city under eminent domain and level it.

dadoctah said...

"Did you know that in America, hitchhikers use the *thumb*? Those wacky Judeo-Christian infidels!"

Julie the Jarhead said...

Looks authentic. The shadows align. You can see the reflection of the lady on the car.

Of course, if she was wearing a bikini, I probably never would have been able to offer the above observations.

Rodney Dill said...

Iranian for Speed Bump

Rodney Dill said...

"Dang it Mom, cut that out and get in the car."

Submariner said...

License plate translation: "I only break for jihadis"

Submariner said...

Gary Glitter, is that you behind that ravishing Foster Grant Burka?

Submariner said...

Mahmoud gave last rights, made the sign of the cross, and told the driver to floor it.

Submariner said...

Rough license plate translation: "I spayed my daughter"

Submariner said...

Warp Factor 8, Mr. Sulu. Engage!

Submariner said...

So; what does half a piece sign mean in Iranian? Enquiring minds want to know.

Jack Reacher said...

"I don't believe that's what Obama meant when he spoke of unclenching your fist, lady."

steve o said...

But I MEANT to call. I really did. C'mon, let's talk about this.

dadoctah said...

"By Allah, I *hate* parking valets with 'tude!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"I just became an American citizen today. Take this, you towel-head!"

*ATTHPRHE

*And Then The Huffington Post Readers' Heads Exploded.

Mr. Hankey said...

Mahmoud's wife announces that she learned why he was in Argentina.

molson said...

Once again Madmood tried the Jihadi mind control trick. Once again it failed.

dadoctah said...

ObMisterMicrophone: "Hey, good-lookin', we'll be back to pick you up later!"

Army of Dad said...

Dinnerjacket takes a ride in the Dope-mobile.

Army of Dad said...

Don't cry for me Neda.

Army of Dad said...

You killed my country, prepare to die!

Army of Dad said...

I swear to Allah that the next thing you know they will want their votes to actually count, Women!