Best of Viking04
Having Squeaky Fromme as your hero has its drawbacks.
Best of The Man
Thank you mam - I know I am number 1
Best of mega
"What is this on your car, DUST?!!" In Iran, the Basij take no shit from anyone.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Dang it Mom, cut that out and get in the car."
Best of Submariner
Warp Factor 8, Mr. Sulu. Engage!
Best of dadoctah
"By Allah, I *hate* parking valets with 'tude!"
Best of Mr. Hankey
Mahmoud's wife announces that she learned why he was in Argentina.
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"I recognize that woman! Oops, no I don't. Could be a man. Could be anyone. Perhaps its Obama. Damn these burkas!"
"I'm sorry, I don't speak French."
Having Squeaky Fromme as your hero has its drawbacks.
Thank you mam - I know I am number 1
Lalalalallalalalalala...KABOOOOM!!!
Mahmoud got a huge kick out of having an "Oy!" license plate.
"Oh, for Allah's sake, not another global warming protester. Achmed, hit the gas."
"What is this on your car, DUST?!!" In Iran, the Basij take no shit from anyone.
"Barry O? I thought it was you. Yeah, yeah, fine, let's talk."
Aminedinejad hated the traffic and congestion, and vowed to copy the American model, where you just clear an entire city under eminent domain and level it.
"Did you know that in America, hitchhikers use the *thumb*? Those wacky Judeo-Christian infidels!"
Looks authentic. The shadows align. You can see the reflection of the lady on the car.
Of course, if she was wearing a bikini, I probably never would have been able to offer the above observations.
Iranian for Speed Bump
"Dang it Mom, cut that out and get in the car."
License plate translation: "I only break for jihadis"
Gary Glitter, is that you behind that ravishing Foster Grant Burka?
Mahmoud gave last rights, made the sign of the cross, and told the driver to floor it.
Rough license plate translation: "I spayed my daughter"
Warp Factor 8, Mr. Sulu. Engage!
So; what does half a piece sign mean in Iranian? Enquiring minds want to know.
"I don't believe that's what Obama meant when he spoke of unclenching your fist, lady."
But I MEANT to call. I really did. C'mon, let's talk about this.
"By Allah, I *hate* parking valets with 'tude!"
"I just became an American citizen today. Take this, you towel-head!"
*ATTHPRHE
*And Then The Huffington Post Readers' Heads Exploded.
Mahmoud's wife announces that she learned why he was in Argentina.
Once again Madmood tried the Jihadi mind control trick. Once again it failed.
ObMisterMicrophone: "Hey, good-lookin', we'll be back to pick you up later!"
Dinnerjacket takes a ride in the Dope-mobile.
Don't cry for me Neda.
You killed my country, prepare to die!
I swear to Allah that the next thing you know they will want their votes to actually count, Women!
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