Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Compare and contrast


1. Ah, a perfect world. Sarah is president, and Maya Angelou works the shoe counter at a bowling alley.

2. After a house landed on M'Chel, Sarah called dibs on her $450 kicks.

3. Geordi LaForge was shocked when his "1970's Roller Disco" Holodeck program was invaded by Commander Riker's "Smokin' Hot 21st Century Presidents' program, but he soon got over it.

4. "50 bucks says I can nail Letterman in the nuts with this from 400 yards."

Best of metalgarth
ORA: Griff didn't know what to do when Sarah Palin came into Gary's Shoes because... of course... he was a kool aid drinker

Best of Mr. Hankey
Bringing along her dancing shoes, Sarah waits for the DJ to stop playing that rap sh-t.

Best of mklasing
Man, Alaska sure has some nice Prison Recreation rooms.

Best of mega
"Nope, not slutty enough. No, no heels, definitely not slutty enough."

Best of Mr. Hankey
Proof that Sarah Palin compares size.



5. (Sigh) "OK, Biden, but this is the *last* time I'm going to show you. The rabbit runs around the tree and then into the hole..."

6. ORA: Sarah takes off her shoes to help Army of Mom lay some science on "VBS Parking bitch."

23 comments:

dub said...

Is that just her shirt, or a very unfortunate fat roll?

Julie the Jarhead said...

Words fail me.

metalgarth said...

ORA:

Griff didn't know what to do when Sarah Palin came into Gary's Shoes because... of course... he was a kool aid drinker

Oiao said...

And they said Roosevelt's wife was fugly.

Blue said...

I'd do her......

Blue said...

Metalgarth - although Griff was a member of NoMa'am, I don't think he was a koolaid drinker

Submariner said...

dub said...
Is that just her shirt, or a very unfortunate fat roll?


That would be called the bottom of the "side boobage" dub; althought your average 13 year-old, boy-shaped ideal doesn't usually have any...

Mr. Hankey said...

Bringing along her dancing shoes, Sarah waits for the DJ to stop playing that rap sh-t.

The Man said...

Sarah decided if she was going to get that extra mileage from branding Letterman as a pederast, she'd better get into some more comfortable shoes.

Rich Bateman said...

Let's see, these will probably be better for kicking Obama in the balls in 2012.

mklasing said...

Man, Alaska sure has some nice Prison Recreation rooms.

jeff said...

"Bend over? Heck no." Sarah had learned some lessons from the late Presidential Campaign.

dub said...

Submariner said...
That would be called the bottom of the "side boobage" dub



If your women have "side boobage" that is at their waist-line, then I weep for you.

I am looking just off those sweet succulent thighs....not under the arm.

metalgarth said...

Hey Blue,

If Griff was real, he would have been poor, black and living in Obama's backyard so chances are better than average that he would be a kool aid guzzler.

dadoctah said...

Test-marketing the "Joe the Shoe Salesman" concept for the 2012 campaign.

Anonymous said...

Sarah Palin, like any correct conservative always puts her shoes on RIGHT foot first.

dub said...

Standard Capshun #289: Pfffttthhpppttt!

dub said...

Leroy's thought bubble: "Holy shit, did she just queef??"

mega said...

"Nope, not slutty enough. No, no heels, definitely not slutty enough."

steve o said...

Sarah Palin has nice bulges.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Meet David Letterman? Sure, just let me change into my ass-kicking shoes, and we'll be ready to roll." And with one unscripted moment, the Republican Party comes roaring back to life.

Mr. Hankey said...

Proof that Sarah Palin compares size.

dub said...

Sarah bought those sneakers for $75, that skirt for $32, and Kwamee for $0.32 a day.