Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Car Cruncher


1. Mancow tries yet another lame "torture" stunt.

2. How the auto bailouts work: Obama distracts the taxpayer with something pretty while smashing his head against an engine block, or something like that.

3. Unfortunately, her efforts were wasted as the T-1000 began to morph again.

4. White Trash Hide and Seek.

5. I remember this episode. Jack tries to fix the car while that silly Chrissie keeps dropping the hood on his head.

30 comments:

jj said...

2011 Detroit International Auto Show

Army of Dad said...

ORA: "I'm crushing your head!"

mklasing said...

2010: Goverment Motors institutes its new warranty program.

dub said...

Did she use her nose to pry the hood open?

metalgarth said...

When Army of Mom met wingnutlicker

Mr. Hankey said...

"My Brother, The Car" is expected to be a big hit this fall on Fox.

Silhouette said...

That thing got a him-y?

Whacko said...

"When a girl says no, dick-head, sometimes she really means no!"

Whacko said...

"I might be walking home from this date, cupcake, but you sure aint!"

Whacko said...

"Hey Darla, over here! I think I've found the problem with this engine."

Whacko said...

Obama Motors dropped the horsepower ratings in favor of the more "green" sounding "nerd power."

Whacko said...

Only by removing the engine and substituting boyfriend Fred as the power source was Darla able to qualify for the government's gas guzzler trade-in program.

Submariner said...

Government Motors announces there will be more headroom in the 2010 models.

Submariner said...

I remembered the "Trunk Monkey" commercials a bit differently.

Submariner said...

Moonbeam didn't really undersand why Jimmy wanted head in the car, but it was his birthday, so she gave it to him.

Submariner said...

...and then came Bronson.

Viking04 said...

Bambi didn't care how this got Governor Spitzer off, just so long as she got paid.

dub said...

The Trunk Monkey has been replaced by the Hood Douchebag.

steve o said...

Larry finds that his backbone isn't in the truck of the car either!

Submariner said...

Ladies; do you feel like the mechanic is going to take advantage of you when you drive up with a problem? In just two 30 minute classes at $59.95, I can teach you to take that grease monkey to task and have him doing anything you want.
Call 1800-555-1212, ask for Helga.

Army of Dad said...

"dub, what do you mean I am not good enough for Thursday!?"

*slams trunk again*

Army of Dad said...

ORA: It just me, you, your head and this trunk.

dub said...

I dont want to say that Sarah is a skank, but yesterday that car was sparkling.

dub said...

All of the chrome is still on the bumper? FAIL.

dadoctah said...

Smuggling illegal immigrants. Ur doin it rong.

Matt the K said...

In Russia, car drives YOU!

Matt the K said...

"Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherf***er, motherf***er! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE. In fact, what the **** am I doin' in the front? You're the motherf***er should be on brain detail. We're f***in' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this Russian's skull."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Perhaps you didn't hear me correctly. I said, would you like to hear the good news about Ron Paul?"

molson said...

Oh! Looks like he just realized I dropped a deuce under his bonnet.

Kaptain Krude said...

The true story of Subby's prom date.



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