1. Mancow tries yet another lame "torture" stunt.
2. How the auto bailouts work: Obama distracts the taxpayer with something pretty while smashing his head against an engine block, or something like that.
3. Unfortunately, her efforts were wasted as the T-1000 began to morph again.
4. White Trash Hide and Seek.
5. I remember this episode. Jack tries to fix the car while that silly Chrissie keeps dropping the hood on his head.
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2011 Detroit International Auto Show
ORA: "I'm crushing your head!"
2010: Goverment Motors institutes its new warranty program.
Did she use her nose to pry the hood open?
When Army of Mom met wingnutlicker
"My Brother, The Car" is expected to be a big hit this fall on Fox.
That thing got a him-y?
"When a girl says no, dick-head, sometimes she really means no!"
"I might be walking home from this date, cupcake, but you sure aint!"
"Hey Darla, over here! I think I've found the problem with this engine."
Obama Motors dropped the horsepower ratings in favor of the more "green" sounding "nerd power."
Only by removing the engine and substituting boyfriend Fred as the power source was Darla able to qualify for the government's gas guzzler trade-in program.
Government Motors announces there will be more headroom in the 2010 models.
I remembered the "Trunk Monkey" commercials a bit differently.
Moonbeam didn't really undersand why Jimmy wanted head in the car, but it was his birthday, so she gave it to him.
...and then came Bronson.
Bambi didn't care how this got Governor Spitzer off, just so long as she got paid.
The Trunk Monkey has been replaced by the Hood Douchebag.
Larry finds that his backbone isn't in the truck of the car either!
Ladies; do you feel like the mechanic is going to take advantage of you when you drive up with a problem? In just two 30 minute classes at $59.95, I can teach you to take that grease monkey to task and have him doing anything you want.
Call 1800-555-1212, ask for Helga.
"dub, what do you mean I am not good enough for Thursday!?"
*slams trunk again*
ORA: It just me, you, your head and this trunk.
I dont want to say that Sarah is a skank, but yesterday that car was sparkling.
All of the chrome is still on the bumper? FAIL.
Smuggling illegal immigrants. Ur doin it rong.
In Russia, car drives YOU!
"Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherf***er, motherf***er! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE. In fact, what the **** am I doin' in the front? You're the motherf***er should be on brain detail. We're f***in' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this Russian's skull."
"Perhaps you didn't hear me correctly. I said, would you like to hear the good news about Ron Paul?"
Oh! Looks like he just realized I dropped a deuce under his bonnet.
The true story of Subby's prom date.
wv: karavigh - Kara Vigh? I knew her, she lived just down the street.
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