1. Robin's egg blue pants? Damn, the Union Army was teh ghey!2. She wanted to wear her white petticoat, but grandpa swiped it for PrideFest.
3. Bill was willing to play along with her fantasy right up until Emily suggested that he fully authenticate the Civil War experience by contracting untreatable syphilis.
4. Darnell was into joining Bill and Emily's role-playing fantasy, but Latrina said "Unh-unh, no way!"
5. Would the South rise again? Emily sure hoped so. And, privately, so did Bill.
Best of Viking04
FARB!
Best of metalgarth
"How Army of Great Great Great Grandmother met Army of Great Great Great Granddad"
Best of dadoctah
The world's most confused Yankees fans.
Best of prince of leaves
"General Grant, sir...your prom date is here."
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Guy's thought bubble: "If this twit says fiddle-dee-dee one more time I'm gonna Patty Simcox her."
Best of prince of leaves
After having his neck amputated due to a friendly-fire incident at Antietam, Jimmy Terlett would join Union Veterans Against the War and protest President Lincoln's senseless and illegal war for cotton.
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Thought bubble, guy: "No matter how long, or how hard it will be, I will make the rest of your life a living hell for pulling out that camera!"
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Jenny got extra credit from her history teacher for NAILING the orthodontics of the period.
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FARB!
You do NOT want to know where she keeps her fan, I do declayuh!
In the name of authenticity, Dick and Jane here vowed to spend the next month crapping in a bucket.
"How Army of Great Great Great Grandmother met Army of Great Great Great Granddad"
The world's most confused Yankees fans.
Well bless your heart, sugah; when I asked you to show me your privates, this is not what I meant...
Don't mind Beau; Auntie Bellum just flat wore his butt out this afternoon doin' chores about her boudoir.
What some 'interesting people' do between the Renaissance Fair seasons.
Guy's thought bubble: "I'm all for authenticity, but I could have done without the itchy wool underwear."
Guy's thought bubble: "I'm all for authenticity, but does it have to include shaving? Keeee-riiist, Emily's legs are hairier than my face."
"General Grant, sir...your prom date is here."
Guy's thought bubble: "If this twit says fiddle-dee-dee one more time I'm gonna Patty Simcox her."
After having his neck amputated due to a friendly-fire incident at Antietam, Jimmy Terlett would join Union Veterans Against the War and protest President Lincoln's senseless and illegal war for cotton.
The wedding followed a "Southern" theme, right down to the 16 year old cousin-bride.
cap this! http://curmudgeonlyskeptical.blogspot.com/2009/06/michelles-post-office-clerk-glare.html
The Obama presidency had an unexpected backlash.
"Sarah" takes a second to adjust her tuck-back. This would be a prom that Carl would never forget indeed.
Thought bubble, guy: "No matter how long, or how hard it will be, I will make the rest of your life a living hell for pulling out that camera!"
Even with her gloved hand, Talulah rates her privates first class.
Damm IT. Its one thing you make me dress up in this frakkin scratchy uniform, but could you have least let me be an officer?!!!
wv: redingle LMAO!
Jenny got extra credit from her history teacher for NAILING the orthodontics of the period.
Wilbur was disgusted with the whole photo-shoot. The 20th century chain link fence just RUINED everything!
Scarlett O'Hara: "Is that a bayonette in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
A bill of sale has appeared, and Obama is getting repossessed.
Mr. Peabody went back in time and returned with definitive proof that they had white trash goobers in the old days too.
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