Saturday, June 06, 2009

Antebellum Fetish Gear

1. Robin's egg blue pants? Damn, the Union Army was teh ghey!

2. She wanted to wear her white petticoat, but grandpa swiped it for PrideFest.

3. Bill was willing to play along with her fantasy right up until Emily suggested that he fully authenticate the Civil War experience by contracting untreatable syphilis.

4. Darnell was into joining Bill and Emily's role-playing fantasy, but Latrina said "Unh-unh, no way!"

5. Would the South rise again? Emily sure hoped so. And, privately, so did Bill.

Best of Viking04
FARB!

Best of metalgarth
"How Army of Great Great Great Grandmother met Army of Great Great Great Granddad"

Best of dadoctah
The world's most confused Yankees fans.

Best of prince of leaves
"General Grant, sir...your prom date is here."

Best of dwhawk
Guy's thought bubble: "If this twit says fiddle-dee-dee one more time I'm gonna Patty Simcox her."

Best of prince of leaves
After having his neck amputated due to a friendly-fire incident at Antietam, Jimmy Terlett would join Union Veterans Against the War and protest President Lincoln's senseless and illegal war for cotton.

Best of Oiao
Thought bubble, guy: "No matter how long, or how hard it will be, I will make the rest of your life a living hell for pulling out that camera!"

Best of Matt the K
Jenny got extra credit from her history teacher for NAILING the orthodontics of the period.

25 comments:

Viking04 said...

FARB!

Matt the K said...

You do NOT want to know where she keeps her fan, I do declayuh!

molson said...

In the name of authenticity, Dick and Jane here vowed to spend the next month crapping in a bucket.

metalgarth said...

"How Army of Great Great Great Grandmother met Army of Great Great Great Granddad"

dadoctah said...

The world's most confused Yankees fans.

Submariner said...

Well bless your heart, sugah; when I asked you to show me your privates, this is not what I meant...

Submariner said...

Don't mind Beau; Auntie Bellum just flat wore his butt out this afternoon doin' chores about her boudoir.

Oiao said...

What some 'interesting people' do between the Renaissance Fair seasons.

prince of leaves said...

Guy's thought bubble: "I'm all for authenticity, but I could have done without the itchy wool underwear."

prince of leaves said...

Guy's thought bubble: "I'm all for authenticity, but does it have to include shaving? Keeee-riiist, Emily's legs are hairier than my face."

prince of leaves said...

"General Grant, sir...your prom date is here."

dwhawk said...

Guy's thought bubble: "If this twit says fiddle-dee-dee one more time I'm gonna Patty Simcox her."

prince of leaves said...

After having his neck amputated due to a friendly-fire incident at Antietam, Jimmy Terlett would join Union Veterans Against the War and protest President Lincoln's senseless and illegal war for cotton.

steve o said...

The wedding followed a "Southern" theme, right down to the 16 year old cousin-bride.

Hispaman said...

cap this! http://curmudgeonlyskeptical.blogspot.com/2009/06/michelles-post-office-clerk-glare.html

mpur said...

The Obama presidency had an unexpected backlash.

dub said...

"Sarah" takes a second to adjust her tuck-back. This would be a prom that Carl would never forget indeed.

Oiao said...

Thought bubble, guy: "No matter how long, or how hard it will be, I will make the rest of your life a living hell for pulling out that camera!"

Matt the K said...

Even with her gloved hand, Talulah rates her privates first class.

Matt the K said...

Damm IT. Its one thing you make me dress up in this frakkin scratchy uniform, but could you have least let me be an officer?!!!


wv: redingle LMAO!

Matt the K said...

Jenny got extra credit from her history teacher for NAILING the orthodontics of the period.

Matt the K said...

Wilbur was disgusted with the whole photo-shoot. The 20th century chain link fence just RUINED everything!

HLam said...

Scarlett O'Hara: "Is that a bayonette in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Mr. Hankey said...

A bill of sale has appeared, and Obama is getting repossessed.

Matt the K said...

Mr. Peabody went back in time and returned with definitive proof that they had white trash goobers in the old days too.