1. "We were tying each up in our underwear watching Futurama, then we started craving Skittles."
2. "If you want to survive the next three minutes, you damn well better have some Kotex!"
3. In 2014, President Palin's death squads celebrate killing the last remaining holdouts of Obama's ACORN Army.
4. "Nice convenience store... shame if anything happened to it."
5. "I can't believe you're texting and missing this super-awesome cockfight!"
Best of Army of Dad
Late night Hagen-Daas run by the IDF.
Best of Jack Reacher
"And what about this one? What kind of pleasure does this ribbed one provide, exactly?"
Best of Viking04
Six armed chicks, all buying cookie dough ice cream, some ex-boyfriend has a Kaddish coming.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Talk trash at the JDL women's lacrosse match, and you're in for a world of hurt.
Best of jeff
"Hey dude - pack of Malboro 100s, six pack of Maccabee, and two boxes of 5.56 NATO. Man I love the ATF convenience store..."
Best of Tim
the obligatory 3am snowcone and ammo run
Best of dub
Wearing an M-16 before Labor Day? OMG!
Best of Viking04
Somehow, somewhere, there is a really good Robert Earl Keen song here.
Best of steve o
My school was tough. All the cool girls would wear their auto-loaders slung real low.
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Oh and some Q-Tips, we have to clean our weapons too you know.
You just know that somewhere a terrorist is really pissed that the Israelis let there women go out by themselves without covering their faces and carrying automatic weapons.
Like, why can't they issue us pink rifles!?
Late night Hagen-Daas run by the IDF.
"We're gonna split the bill six ways."
"And what about this one? What kind of pleasure does this ribbed one provide, exactly?"
"You don't take checks? That's funny. We carry rifles, and we don't take 'no.'"
Six armed chicks, all buying cookie dough ice cream, some ex-boyfriend has a Kaddish coming.
Talk trash at the JDL women's lacrosse match, and you're in for a world of hurt.
WordVerify: change - Obamalama's coming!!! Hide your wallets!!!
Louise, Ruth's right. We don't need no steenking CCW permits.
-OR-
"Harmonic Convergence - Thy Perfect Storm"
Scientists note that women who associate with each other tend to develop similar monthly cycles. I'd really hate to be in camp when PMS Day rolls around.
A couple of those chicks look kind of fa....uh...hey honey, you're looking really hot. Please dont shoot me.
"So you've got a security camera? So what?"
"Why is it that in Israel the convenience store owners are still Indians?"
"Hey dude - pack of Malboro 100s, six pack of Maccabee, and two boxes of 5.56 NATO. Man I love the ATF convenience store..."
Looking for a few good men
Sheila Goldberg thought it would be a good idea to bring a backpack to a gun fight. Dumb bitch.
No I will not put that on, and no-one else wants to either. Can you please get up off the floor and let us buy our stuff?
"Cheerleading practice is *way* more fun this year!"
Hey ladies, lets play 'This is my rifle, this is my gun' tonight!
Thursday models prepare to visit dub and let him know what they think about him!
Chicks for (fort) Dix
the obligatory 3am snowcone and ammo run
Wearing an M-16 before Labor Day? OMG!
2015 - High school girls in Vermont pick up prescriptions from the local Government Store. Being after 10 pm on a Tuesday, the police patrols sanctioned by the police union are on their 3 hour break. All hail Obama!!
Somehow, somewhere, there is a really good Robert Earl Keen song here.
My school was tough. All the cool girls would wear their auto-loaders slung real low.
Since all the girls brought their M-16s but left their loaded magazines at the barracks, Akmed al Rahim had no problem disarming them and not only making off with the guns but the backpack full of frilly undies.
I meant to post this video the other day (the picture is near the end, but there is a similar pic of them in their skivvies early on). Great sound track.
Question: How long would they survive with gun control?
Enjoy. I know me and my small Marine team did every time we trained, and trained with the IDF.
Especially the single guys :-)
Semper Fi!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVz6d24Q52c
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