Tuesday, May 12, 2009

White Supremacy has never been more fabulous


1. Rick and Bruce basically hate kikes, n-gg-rs, and people who go to Supercuts.

2. The Boyfriend was just happy Andrew Sullivan had moved on from his Abu Ghraib torture fetish.

3. Each Christmas, the house was haunted by the ghosts of the gay couple who had committed murder-suicide many years before.

4. Not everyone can master the Michelle Obama "dressing with curtains" look.

5. Robert Byrd's grandson has got some 'splainin' to do.

Wicked Best of Army of Dad
Who can spread hate towards all minorities? The Klandy man can.

Best of metalgarth
"I don't know? What do you get when you cross Birth of A Nation and Zorro the Gay Blade?"

Best of dadoctah
"*White* Supremacy? More like Fluorescent Neon Supremacy, I'd say!"

Best of Snowdog
Look: The economy is bad, our sheets were starting to wear out and Andrew Sullivan was having a garage sale. What's a poor Kluxer to do? White power!

Best of molson
The cosmic power of Pabst. When cosplay goes way wrong.

Best of steve o
Rodney, I was going to say the GayGayGay, but I'm happy to go with yours.

Best of mega
Republicans felt they had finally found just the right tone, blending tradition with a more progressive vibe.

Best of dadoctah
The Grand Dragon becomes the Absolutely Stunning Dragon.

Best of FlyingLaZBoy
Grand Wizard, my ass... we're running for KING and QUEEN of this organization!

Best of Kaptain Krude
The marriage of Ron Weasly and Hermione Granger was the talk of the wizarding world for many a year.

Best of jeff
Genetics Experiment #543223: Robert Byrd and Barney Frank

Best of prince of leaves
Skinheads: Taste the Rainbow!™

49 comments:

dub said...

Merry Nigmas!

dub said...

Carl, are you SURE this is a Pope outfit?

Viking04 said...

When Congwessman Fwank saw the boys from the escort service, he knew that his discipline session would be so delicious.

Matt the K said...

Hi, I'm Delbert, and this here's Lovell. Thanks fer celebratin' a Kweer Klan Khristmas with us!

metalgarth said...

"I don't know? What do you get when you cross Birth of A Nation and Zorro the Gay Blade?"

dadoctah said...

"*White* Supremacy? More like Fluorescent Neon Supremacy, I'd say!"

Rodney Dill said...

The GayKK

Rodney Dill said...

Tri-lambs Christmas

Army of Dad said...

Hmm, Finger on the trigger, but the gun is pointed at an apparent Klan member...

Army of Dad said...

The softer side of the Klan.

Army of Dad said...

Martha Stewart: The Klan Years.

Rodney Dill said...

'Hurry up hon, we'll be late for the Whitehouse Easter Egg roll.'

Army of Dad said...

The Klu Klux Klan: Color Blind Brigade.

Army of Dad said...
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Army of Dad said...

"Wayne, you look super for the cross burning tonight!"

Snowdog said...

Look: The economy is bad, our sheets were starting to wear out and Andrew Sullivan was having a garage sale. What's a poor Kluxer to do? White power!

Rodney Dill said...
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Rodney Dill said...

Number one reason for KKK divorce -- mixing the whites with the colors in the laundry.

Army of Dad said...

In a desperate bid to appeal to younger girls the Klan allows a significant change to their robes.

Army of Dad said...

New from Mattel: My Klan Barbie!

Army of Dad said...

Who can spread hate towards all minorities? The Klandy man can.

Barco Sin Vela II said...

The pistol was just an over the "top" way to show who is the man in this alternative lifestyle relationship.

And they hate Catholic's, too.

molson said...

The cosmic power of Pabst. When cosplay goes way wrong.

molson said...

Trying to show a softer side, the Taliban rolls out a new line of designer burkas.

ThisOne said...

I think the purple makes me look fat. Do you think I look fat?

steve o said...

Rodney, I was going to say the GayGayGay, but I'm happy to go with yours.

steve o said...

My parents hated me any my brother.

Growing up, they always picked the same costume for us, sending us out into our South Philly neighborhood and telling us to give everyone -- cops, gangs, whoever, the "middle finger of friendship."

But at least we had a plastic gun for protection.

steve "spellchecker" o said...

My parents hated me and my brother.

Growing up, they always picked the same costume for us, sending us out into our South Philly neighborhood, telling us to give everyone -- cops, gangs, whoever, the "middle finger of friendship."

But at least we had a plastic gun for protection.

mega said...

Louis Caldera's new job as an organizer of Bar Mitvah parties was off to a poor start.

mega said...

Republicans felt they had finally found just the right tone, blending tradition with a more progressive vibe.

mega said...

"I'm going to shoot myself in the head. Don't laugh, you're next." Ironically, proof of Darwinism lay within some of its greatest skeptics.

flyovercountry said...

Dick and Jane flunked the first two tests to enter the KKK. White robes and real guns.

metalgarth said...

vw: impoing (no shit)

"There was one christmas my brother Randy and I would have been thrilled if our aunt sent us Pink Bunny pajamas"

dadoctah said...

The Grand Dragon becomes the Absolutely Stunning Dragon.

FlyingLaZBoy said...

Grand Wizard, my ass... we're running for KING and QUEEN of this organization!

Chrees said...

When burqas go bad

Kaptain Krude said...

The marriage of Ron Weasly and Hermione Granger was the talk of the wizarding world for many a year.

ZACHARIEL - GAY ANGEL said...

This couple is the last gay couple in the Hot Springs Arkansas KKK. They refuse to shave their head or loose a front tooth. The Grand Wizard has allowed them to remain ever since the promised not to squeeze 18 year old Scooters ass ever again. Scooter is repeating 4th grade.

Great blogarama - Zachariel

Matt the K said...

It was an especially rough Hannukah for the Shapiros -- they came over to find their sons had come out as both Klansmen AND homosexuals.

Julie the Jarhead said...

I would have chosen a pearl-handled revolver to go with the purple outfit. I think the black pistol would look much better with the pink.

Adjustah said...

I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Patrick Star!

VW: slyter? Don't even know her!

Tim said...

color coordinating in the NEW Klan was a matter of life and death.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Happy Klanukkah!

In the spirit of the season, Rufus has donned his gay apparel, the traditional purple nurple hoodie. Bertha's wearing the classic "barefoot & pregnant" maternity version with removable nursing pasties. Both are available at KKK-Mart for only $29.99

Silhouette said...

Flaming cross or cross-dressing flamers? You decide

jeff said...

Genetics Experiment #543223: Robert Byrd and Barney Frank

dadoctah said...

Worst. Batman and Robin re-imagining. Ever.

Mr. Hankey said...

How Perez Hilton and Janeanne Garafolo view all Republicans.

prince of leaves said...

Skinheads: Taste the Rainbow!™

Anonymous said...

...white was just way to obvious.