1. Billy enjoyed a uniquely privileged position among Barney Frank's interns.
2. "Ma, you done spoiled that boy."
3. "Ah am expecting a gentleman caller..."
4. How Arlen Specter sees himself. Also, how the rest of the world sees Arlen Specter seeing himself.
5. Coming Out Party. You're doing it... (sigh) ... Wrong.
Best of curly
San Francisco's manliest white male Obama supporter joins the fan club.
Best of The Man
Frankly Mr. Sullivan, I don't give a damn
Best of molson
In tonight's episode of Real People With Short Life Spans, this gem goes for a stroll in a crowded Tehran market. Hang on to your burkas gents cause this one gets wild.
Best of Tim
Oddly enough Tony fit right in on the new season of "AxMen" on the history channel.
Best of dadoctah
"Can we hurry this along? I'd *really* like to catch my sister in the monster-truck pull."
Best of mega
Great. Now the gay lobby has taken over our Post Turtle metaphor too.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Mr. Olbermann, your teabagging consultant is here."
Best of Double the U
Mike and Angelo's David.
Best of Mr. Hankey
Another Misleading Craigslist Ad: "Tall blonde pole dancer available for discreet meeting with generous gentleman. Your picture gets mine."
Best of mpur
"No, dude, that's not gay at all!"
Bruce really needs to get new friends.
Pedantic Correction of Matt the K
Jamie's erotic Craigslist tagline: "Historic Dork Swaps Doric for Pork"
The column is Ionic, not Doric. No Best of for you..
Best of Matt the K (Salvaging Himself)
"Meet Austin Sommers, the Bi-Ionic Man"
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I just know that I'm the kind of man that looks good on a Grecian Column. Now if I can get past this square thing on top.
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Ang Lee Presents "Gone With the Wind"
San Francisco's manliest white male Obama supporter joins the fan club.
"Does this greek column up my ass make my ass look big?"
Frankly Scarlet, I really do give a damn.
So then another gay guy comes in and says "can I push your greek pillar in?". *giggle snort giggle*
Recently overheard in Portland..."the mayor will see you now"
Frankly Mr. Sullivan, I don't give a damn
Looks more femme than most of teh dikes I know.
In tonight's episode of Real People With Short Life Spans, this gem goes for a stroll in a crowded Tehran market. Hang on to your burkas gents cause this one gets wild.
worried that he might be too 'butch' Michael adds an additional piece of lace to his Dandy uniform.
Oddly enough Tony fit right in on the new season of "AxMen" on the history channel.
The oracle at Delphi had a lace period
Typical British school picture.
Light in his dress shoes.
He has a problem with Miss California. Also with her remarks on gay marriage.
This was the last time Tim did whatever the photographer told him to do. Star quarterbacks have reputations to uphold no matter how many clothes the chick behind the camera took off.
This picture will be reborn every ten years at the class reunions.
How nature says your high school years must have been really tough.
Life on the DL....UR DOIN IT RONG!
"Throw up your hands/Stick out your tush/Hands on your hips/Give 'em a push/You'll be surprised, you're doing the French Mistake/Voila!"
(Dom DeLuise, RIP)
"Can we hurry this along? I'd *really* like to catch my sister in the monster-truck pull."
Jamie's erotic Craigslist tagline:
"Historic Dork Swaps Doric for Pork"
Fans and Parasols:
The gateway drugs to Corsets.
Bruce decided not to wear his white petticoat for the photoshoot; *that* would have been far too ghey.
Great. Now the gay lobby has taken over our Post Turtle metaphor too.
"Mr. Olbermann, your teabagging consultant is here."
dub's senior class picture
Oh, I'm sorry. That was really unkind ... (to the guy in the picture).
Looks like its Thursday for dub. No tits, no love handles ... looks like a teenaged boy ... yep, definitely Thursday for dub.
I feel dub-like
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
Enumclaw Senior High class pictures.
Now, you guarantee you're going to delete this as soon as you take it, right? Ok, I'll do it just this once.
Mike and Angelo's David.
Another Misleading Craigslist Ad: "Tall blonde pole dancer available for discreet meeting with generous gentleman. Your picture gets mine."
Trying not to piss off Perez Hilton, Milton Bradley releases scenes from the new politically correct "Mystery Date" board game.
"No, dude, that's not gay at all!"
Bruce really needs to get new friends.
Thought bubble:"I am straight, I am straight... good grief but Perez & Barney pay a lot for a photo shoot!"
FAN DANCIN' - UR DOIN IT GHEY
Oh come on, Dude! You think I don't know my columns??!!!...Work with me here! LOLz.
OK, to appease you, Lord V, how bout these:
"Moronic Histrionic Seeks Ionic Colonic Tonic"
OR
"Meet Austin Sommers, the Bi-Ionic Man"
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