Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Well, Fiddle Dee Dee...



1. Billy enjoyed a uniquely privileged position among Barney Frank's interns.

2. "Ma, you done spoiled that boy."

3. "Ah am expecting a gentleman caller..."

4. How Arlen Specter sees himself. Also, how the rest of the world sees Arlen Specter seeing himself.

5. Coming Out Party. You're doing it... (sigh) ... Wrong.

Best of curly
San Francisco's manliest white male Obama supporter joins the fan club.

Best of The Man
Frankly Mr. Sullivan, I don't give a damn

Best of molson
In tonight's episode of Real People With Short Life Spans, this gem goes for a stroll in a crowded Tehran market. Hang on to your burkas gents cause this one gets wild.

Best of Tim
Oddly enough Tony fit right in on the new season of "AxMen" on the history channel.

Best of dadoctah
"Can we hurry this along? I'd *really* like to catch my sister in the monster-truck pull."

Best of mega
Great. Now the gay lobby has taken over our Post Turtle metaphor too.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Mr. Olbermann, your teabagging consultant is here."

Best of Double the U
Mike and Angelo's David.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Another Misleading Craigslist Ad: "Tall blonde pole dancer available for discreet meeting with generous gentleman. Your picture gets mine."

Best of mpur
"No, dude, that's not gay at all!"
Bruce really needs to get new friends.

Pedantic Correction of Matt the K
Jamie's erotic Craigslist tagline: "Historic Dork Swaps Doric for Pork"

The column is Ionic, not Doric. No Best of for you..

Best of Matt the K (Salvaging Himself)
"Meet Austin Sommers, the Bi-Ionic Man"

41 comments:

Julie the Jarhead said...
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Mephitis said...

I just know that I'm the kind of man that looks good on a Grecian Column. Now if I can get past this square thing on top.

metalgarth said...

Standard Caption #3

Ang Lee Presents "Gone With the Wind"

curly said...

San Francisco's manliest white male Obama supporter joins the fan club.

curly said...

"Does this greek column up my ass make my ass look big?"

Rodney Dill said...

Frankly Scarlet, I really do give a damn.

dub said...

So then another gay guy comes in and says "can I push your greek pillar in?". *giggle snort giggle*

dub said...

Recently overheard in Portland..."the mayor will see you now"

The Man said...

Frankly Mr. Sullivan, I don't give a damn

Julie the Jarhead said...

Looks more femme than most of teh dikes I know.

molson said...

In tonight's episode of Real People With Short Life Spans, this gem goes for a stroll in a crowded Tehran market. Hang on to your burkas gents cause this one gets wild.

Tim said...

worried that he might be too 'butch' Michael adds an additional piece of lace to his Dandy uniform.

Tim said...

Oddly enough Tony fit right in on the new season of "AxMen" on the history channel.

Tim said...

The oracle at Delphi had a lace period

Tim said...

Typical British school picture.

Army of Dad said...

Light in his dress shoes.

Army of Dad said...

He has a problem with Miss California. Also with her remarks on gay marriage.

Army of Dad said...

This was the last time Tim did whatever the photographer told him to do. Star quarterbacks have reputations to uphold no matter how many clothes the chick behind the camera took off.

Army of Dad said...

This picture will be reborn every ten years at the class reunions.

Army of Dad said...

How nature says your high school years must have been really tough.

dub said...

Life on the DL....UR DOIN IT RONG!

Julie the Jarhead said...

"Throw up your hands/Stick out your tush/Hands on your hips/Give 'em a push/You'll be surprised, you're doing the French Mistake/Voila!"

(Dom DeLuise, RIP)

dadoctah said...

"Can we hurry this along? I'd *really* like to catch my sister in the monster-truck pull."

Matt the K said...

Jamie's erotic Craigslist tagline:

"Historic Dork Swaps Doric for Pork"

Matt the K said...

Fans and Parasols:

The gateway drugs to Corsets.

Matt the K said...

Bruce decided not to wear his white petticoat for the photoshoot; *that* would have been far too ghey.

mega said...

Great. Now the gay lobby has taken over our Post Turtle metaphor too.

Jack Reacher said...

"Mr. Olbermann, your teabagging consultant is here."

Army of Mom said...

dub's senior class picture

Army of Mom said...

Oh, I'm sorry. That was really unkind ... (to the guy in the picture).

Army of Mom said...

Looks like its Thursday for dub. No tits, no love handles ... looks like a teenaged boy ... yep, definitely Thursday for dub.

Army of Mom said...

I feel dub-like
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

Army of Mom said...

Enumclaw Senior High class pictures.

Army of Mom said...

Now, you guarantee you're going to delete this as soon as you take it, right? Ok, I'll do it just this once.

Double the U said...

Mike and Angelo's David.

Mr. Hankey said...

Another Misleading Craigslist Ad: "Tall blonde pole dancer available for discreet meeting with generous gentleman. Your picture gets mine."

Mr. Hankey said...

Trying not to piss off Perez Hilton, Milton Bradley releases scenes from the new politically correct "Mystery Date" board game.

mpur said...

"No, dude, that's not gay at all!"
Bruce really needs to get new friends.

jeff said...

Thought bubble:"I am straight, I am straight... good grief but Perez & Barney pay a lot for a photo shoot!"

Submariner said...

FAN DANCIN' - UR DOIN IT GHEY

Matt the K said...

Oh come on, Dude! You think I don't know my columns??!!!...Work with me here! LOLz.

OK, to appease you, Lord V, how bout these:

"Moronic Histrionic Seeks Ionic Colonic Tonic"

OR

"Meet Austin Sommers, the Bi-Ionic Man"