Tuesday, May 05, 2009
Well, Fiddle Dee Dee...
1. Billy enjoyed a uniquely privileged position among Barney Frank's interns.
2. "Ma, you done spoiled that boy."
3. "Ah am expecting a gentleman caller..."
4. How Arlen Specter sees himself. Also, how the rest of the world sees Arlen Specter seeing himself.
5. Coming Out Party. You're doing it... (sigh) ... Wrong.
Best of curly
San Francisco's manliest white male Obama supporter joins the fan club.
Best of The Man
Frankly Mr. Sullivan, I don't give a damn
Best of molson
In tonight's episode of Real People With Short Life Spans, this gem goes for a stroll in a crowded Tehran market. Hang on to your burkas gents cause this one gets wild.
Best of Tim
Oddly enough Tony fit right in on the new season of "AxMen" on the history channel.
Best of dadoctah
"Can we hurry this along? I'd *really* like to catch my sister in the monster-truck pull."
Best of mega
Great. Now the gay lobby has taken over our Post Turtle metaphor too.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Mr. Olbermann, your teabagging consultant is here."
Best of Double the U
Mike and Angelo's David.
Best of Mr. Hankey
Another Misleading Craigslist Ad: "Tall blonde pole dancer available for discreet meeting with generous gentleman. Your picture gets mine."
Best of mpur
"No, dude, that's not gay at all!"
Bruce really needs to get new friends.
Pedantic Correction of Matt the K
Jamie's erotic Craigslist tagline: "Historic Dork Swaps Doric for Pork"
The column is Ionic, not Doric. No Best of for you..
Best of Matt the K (Salvaging Himself)
"Meet Austin Sommers, the Bi-Ionic Man"