Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Video Killed the Incredibly Androgynous Radio Star

Van Helsing
1. Pat couldn't wait to show off the new solar powered sunglasses to Chris, Shannon, and Terry and the other co-workers.

2. This hip combo of iPod and solar-powered glasses is perfect for any boy... um, girl... um, kid-in-need-of-an-ass-kicking on your gift list.

3. "Huh? Until I put these on, I never noticed that all the TV broadcasts and billboards are filled with subliminal commands to 'Procreate' and 'Worship Obama.'"

4. The Yoko Ono Worldwide Fan Club Convention attracted a record four attendees this year.

5. "Mom, tell me again about your love affair with the Blue Beetle."

Best of metalgarth
ORA: "We secretly put 'Better By You, Better Than Me' by Judas Priest on his iPod and left a shotgun under his bed. Let's see if he notices"

Best of dub
I hook them up, but the goggles, they do nothing.

Best of Matt the K
Hmmm...how come this thing only plays songs by Elton John, David Bowie, and k.d. lang???

Best of James McEnanly
The Borg, species One

Best of flyovercountry
I'm so geeky
Oh so geeky
My life is so very stupid and sad

Best of mega
When the CFL bulb popped next to his face and disfigured his eyes with mercury, Griffin got on the state's medical waiting list, and 18 months later, having gone completely blind, was prescribed a pair of sunglasses, designed by P. Diddy for $50 million in Stimulus package money.

Best of ThisOne
Pat found that when he wiggled the midbrain implant cable, he could see the coolest patterns when he closed his eyes.

21 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

To Infinity and beyond.

metalgarth said...

Yoshi rikes Chinese Democracy

metalgarth said...

"Hey man is that Eco-Hypocrite Rock?"

metalgarth said...

ORA:
"We secretly put 'Better By You, Better Than Me' by Judas Priest on his iPod and left a shotgun under his bed. Let's see if he notices"

Viking04 said...

GODZIRRA! GODZIRRA!

Viking04 said...

Yoshi liked the cool shades he wore as an extra in the new version of THE PRISONER.

dub said...

I hook them up, but the goggles, they do nothing.

curly said...

I'm turning Japanese
I think Im turning Japanese
I really think so.

Matt the K said...

Hmmm...how come this thing only plays songs by Elton John, David Bowie, and k.d. lang???

dadoctah said...

The device is prohibited at all airport security checkpoints. No need to thank us.

wv: arialin. Times New Roman out.

James McEnanly said...

The Borg, species One

flyovercountry said...

I'm so geeky
Oh so geeky
My life is so very stupid and sad
And I pity
Anybody who thinks like me.
He looks like he would enjoy show tunes.

dadoctah said...

Kim Jong Il: the stoner years.

Kaptain Krude said...

Obama's first pick to replace retiring Supreme Court Justice David Souter ran into some opposition.

mega said...

iPod headphone cords with built-in finger exercise squeeze-balls made popular accessories in Europe.

mega said...

Risking his life to steal the iPod from Buckingham Palance, Tchu envisioned a wealth of state secrets, marketable for many millions of Euros. Faced with the grim reality of landing a pile of old Obama speeches, Tchu was stonefaced, and covered his emerging tears with a strange pair of sunglasses.

mega said...

Another cloudy day, glasses going dark from lack of power. No big deal. Call someone to find out which way to turn to avoid the wall. Same as yesterday.

mega said...

When the CFL bulb popped next to his face and disfigured his eyes with mercury, Griffin got on the state's medical waiting list, and 18 months later, having gone completely blind, was prescribed a pair of sunglasses, designed by P. Diddy for $50 million in Stimulus package money.

ThisOne said...

pat found that when he wiggled the midbrain implant cable, he could see the coolest patterns when he closed his eyes.

dub said...

Hey you're right...with these blinders on it really DOES feel like Obama is heading us into the right direction.

Mr. Hankey said...

Election Day 2012 - ACORN provides special voting booth accessories to make sure you vote correctly & receive your paycheck.