1. Mancow's second totally fake waterboarding stunt was even lamer than his first.
2. Break time at Dell Technical Support.
3. People go to extreme measure to rid themselves of the smell of Michael Moore.
4. Once, just to f--k with his mindless groupies, Obama told People magazine that the sexiest thing on a woman was "really clean nostrils."
5. The Extreme Remedial Life Skills teacher knew he had his work cut out for him with this class.
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To keep such horrors from reaching America's shores is *exactly* why Congressman Benjamin Sinclair proposed the Nasal Penetration Restriction Act of 2007.
Best of Double the U
NO NO, I said, I would drink anything as long as it "IS NOT TEA", not "snot tea."
Best of Submariner
Thought bubble: "Printed shirt? Why does Chandra ALWAYS have to be different?"
Best of Van Helsing
That's nothing. Joe Biden can pour water through his ears.
Best of Viking04
Best of curly
It snorts the lotion up its nose or else it gets the rubber hose.
Best of mega
Before you could say "twitter", news that Red Bull contained trace amounts of cocaine had made its way to the nouveau riche suburbs of Bangalore.
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"How did you know the answer to that question?? How?" (smack)
"When I was a child, my girlfriend made some nostril fetish porn videos with her friends, and......"
Best of Army of Dad
"...and rinse and spit."
Slumdog Dentist. Man I hate sequels!
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Date With Dub....UR LUBIN THE RONG HOLE.