1. Mancow's second totally fake waterboarding stunt was even lamer than his first.
2. Break time at Dell Technical Support.
3. People go to extreme measure to rid themselves of the smell of Michael Moore.
4. Once, just to f--k with his mindless groupies, Obama told People magazine that the sexiest thing on a woman was "really clean nostrils."
5. The Extreme Remedial Life Skills teacher knew he had his work cut out for him with this class.
Best of Matt the K
To keep such horrors from reaching America's shores is *exactly* why Congressman Benjamin Sinclair proposed the Nasal Penetration Restriction Act of 2007.
Best of Double the U
NO NO, I said, I would drink anything as long as it "IS NOT TEA", not "snot tea."
Best of Submariner
Thought bubble: "Printed shirt? Why does Chandra ALWAYS have to be different?"
Best of Van Helsing
That's nothing. Joe Biden can pour water through his ears.
Best of Viking04
Liberal Enema!
Best of curly
It snorts the lotion up its nose or else it gets the rubber hose.
Best of mega
Before you could say "twitter", news that Red Bull contained trace amounts of cocaine had made its way to the nouveau riche suburbs of Bangalore.
Best of mega
ORA
"How did you know the answer to that question?? How?" (smack)
"When I was a child, my girlfriend made some nostril fetish porn videos with her friends, and......"
Best of Army of Dad
"...and rinse and spit."
Slumdog Dentist. Man I hate sequels!
Best of dub
Date With Dub....UR LUBIN THE RONG HOLE.
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"Hindu High School Girls In Trouble"
A Samuel L. Bronkoprathachamandrawitz Production
What a rip-- the link to this website promised "Hot Squirting Indian Chicks"!!!
To keep such horrors from reaching America's shores is *exactly* why Congressman Benjamin Sinclair proposed the Nasal Penetration Restriction Act of 2007.
NO NO, I said, I would drink anything as long as it "IS NOT TEA", not "snot tea."
Clearly this is an AA meeting because they all have a drinking problem.
I've got a little teapot
Short and stout
I grab it by the handle
and shove it up my snout
Douche. You're doing it wrong.
Thought bubble: "Printed shirt? Why does Chandra ALWAYS have to be different?"
Sully giggled quietly to himself; "Now that I've taught 'em my 'secret technique,' let's see their cheap blow jobs take away my business now!"
Madam Pavel always made sure her girls douched after giving nose jobs...
Thought bubble; "I understand the '5 Hail Mary's' but what the hell kind of penance is this?"
Here we have a rare photo of the Taliban trying to brain wash young Pakistani women. As you can see, they really don't understand the concept.
WaterBroading???
Timothy Geithner's calls for increasing liquidity translated oddly in some languages. Then again, the result is probably the same.
That's nothing. Joe Biden can pour water through his ears.
Self water boarding in solidarity with the 'innocents'.
Spiritual eye drops for their Chakra.
Liberal Enema!
The girls at Epsilon Iota house spend another Saturday night "rinsing out a few things".
2012 Summer Games -
Judges rule against the desert tribeswomen of tiny Zdoihjggnemobo who sought to loosen the definition of synchronized swimming.
kudos to flyover for "brainwasing" and to vikingO4 for "liberal enema"
It snorts the lotion up its nose or else it gets the rubber hose.
...and I thought Ted Kennedy had a drinking problem.
Before you could say "twitter", news that Red Bull contained trace amounts of cocaine had made its way to the nouveau riche suburbs of Bangalore.
ORA
"How did you know the answer to that question?? How?" (smack)
"When I was a child, my girlfriend made some nostril fetish porn videos with her friends, and......"
Welcome to Madras. Cheerleading practice here is a little--different.
"...and rinse and spit."
Slumdog Dentist. Man I hate sequels!
Blowing your nose: UR DOING IT WRONG!
Date With Dub....UR LUBIN THE RONG HOLE.
"And now, rinse out the boogers"
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