1. "We got spirit! Yes we do! We got spirit! Kill the Jew!"
2. Gaza's Got Talent featured the kind of thing that made you long for fugly middle-aged overexposed English broads.
3. "Dammit, Fatima, if you blow the choreography one more time, I'm going to slice out the rest of your clitoris!"
4. "Y-M-M-A" was not a big hit for the 'Jihad People,' which, of course, was Israel's fault.
5. "Imam dub has issued a fetwah, and we must kill all the fat chicks."
Best of Viking04
The Gaza City Players rehearse for their production of SEVEN BRIDES FOR ONE BROTHER.
Best of dub
We got spirit yes we do, we got *KABOOOOOOM*
Best of metalgarth
Hold up your Guns/Stick out your tush/Hands on your trigger/Give it a push/You'll be surprised, you're doing the French Mistake/Voila!
Best of mega
The Gaza Shahid Dance Company's rendition of Cosi Fan Tutti explored the timeless issues of faithfulness, loyalty, and Jew-killing.
Best of Mr. Hankey
The Bin Laden Dancers performing "Hava Nagila"
Best Army of Dad
Can you believe they wore white to their own stoning?
Best of Kaptain Krude
Too much mincing, not enough prancing!
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Damn, the silly bitch on the back row just had an AD.
YOU! Yes, you, on the back row. OVER YOUR HEAD, NOT LOW PORT!
The Gaza City Players rehearse for their production of SEVEN BRIDES FOR ONE BROTHER.
We got spirit yes we do, we go *KABOOOOOOM*
The above was supposed to say "we got", not "we go"...but I guess it still works.
How to speak Lebanese: Happy Thursday!
I CAN HAZ DETONATOR?
Stadium Cat is avoiding crowded markets.
Gaza's Got Talent was a surprising smash hit in it's first season, despite the random shootings and collateral damage.
Hold up your Guns/Stick out your tush/Hands on your trigger/Give it a push/You'll be surprised, you're doing the French Mistake/Voila!
So...ladies...I'm guessing a rainbow party would be a no-go?
Ironically, they were protesting the lack of good knishes in the park.
So, now even white-belts get to carry the AK's. Welcome to Obama's world of reward without work.
The Gaza Shahid Dance Company's rendition of Cosi Fan Tutti explored the timeless issues of faithfulness, loyalty, and Jew-killing.
"Islam is a faith that brings comfort to people. It inspires them to lead lives based on honesty, and justice, and compassion." George W. Bush
The Bin Laden Dancers performing "Hava Nagila"
"Does this Semtex vest make my ass look fat?"
"These things may not be loaded, but as for Fatima's drawers...phew!"
wv: trough. Just right for a swine flu joke.
"We use plywood rifles to kill plastic Jews. Pew pew pew!"
"Now let's go get that sick intercourse V the K!"
Moslem honor guard for one of the most holy spots of the Islam religion. It is said on this spot the Prophet Muhammad fornicated with a fox. Every spring Millions of Moslems swarm to kiss this very spot. Hundreds are trampled to death, thousands are maimed, it is glorious.
Fadwa you are out of step, back to camel duty for you.
More cowbell!!!
♬
Sharia baby (Sharia baby)
Sharia can you be law tonight
(Come,come, come out tonight)
Sheria baby (Sharia baby)
Sharia can you be law tonight.♬
"Football", "soccer", "Jehad" every culture has their own word for it.
"Well of course they won't give us real guns; we are subservient towards all men. It would be tough to make that stick if we all carried real AKs!"
And now for your singing and dancing pleasure, The Camel Toes!
Throw your rifles in the air like ya just don't care!
Can you believe they wore white to their own stoning?
Army of Dad said...
Can you believe they wore white to their own stoning?
Ok that made me laugh.
Rip out my clit
Slap me like a rented mule
Throw me a burka
We love you Abdule!
All rifles must face Mecca, unless aimed at unbelievers.
Too much mincing, not enough prancing!
wv: phote - phoning in your vote
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