Monday, May 04, 2009

Twirling, Twirling, Twirling Toward Genocide

Brender
1. "We got spirit! Yes we do! We got spirit! Kill the Jew!"

2. Gaza's Got Talent featured the kind of thing that made you long for fugly middle-aged overexposed English broads.

3. "Dammit, Fatima, if you blow the choreography one more time, I'm going to slice out the rest of your clitoris!"

4. "Y-M-M-A" was not a big hit for the 'Jihad People,' which, of course, was Israel's fault.

5. "Imam dub has issued a fetwah, and we must kill all the fat chicks."

Best of Viking04
The Gaza City Players rehearse for their production of SEVEN BRIDES FOR ONE BROTHER.

Best of dub
We got spirit yes we do, we got *KABOOOOOOM*

Best of metalgarth
Hold up your Guns/Stick out your tush/Hands on your trigger/Give it a push/You'll be surprised, you're doing the French Mistake/Voila!

Best of mega
The Gaza Shahid Dance Company's rendition of Cosi Fan Tutti explored the timeless issues of faithfulness, loyalty, and Jew-killing.

Best of Mr. Hankey
The Bin Laden Dancers performing "Hava Nagila"

Best Army of Dad
Can you believe they wore white to their own stoning?

Best of Kaptain Krude
Too much mincing, not enough prancing!

33 comments:

Viking04 said...

Damn, the silly bitch on the back row just had an AD.

Viking04 said...

YOU! Yes, you, on the back row. OVER YOUR HEAD, NOT LOW PORT!

Viking04 said...

The Gaza City Players rehearse for their production of SEVEN BRIDES FOR ONE BROTHER.

dub said...

We got spirit yes we do, we go *KABOOOOOOM*

dub said...

The above was supposed to say "we got", not "we go"...but I guess it still works.

dub said...

How to speak Lebanese: Happy Thursday!

dub said...

I CAN HAZ DETONATOR?

dub said...

Stadium Cat is avoiding crowded markets.

molson said...

Gaza's Got Talent was a surprising smash hit in it's first season, despite the random shootings and collateral damage.

metalgarth said...

Hold up your Guns/Stick out your tush/Hands on your trigger/Give it a push/You'll be surprised, you're doing the French Mistake/Voila!

mega said...

So...ladies...I'm guessing a rainbow party would be a no-go?

mega said...

Ironically, they were protesting the lack of good knishes in the park.

mega said...

So, now even white-belts get to carry the AK's. Welcome to Obama's world of reward without work.

mega said...

The Gaza Shahid Dance Company's rendition of Cosi Fan Tutti explored the timeless issues of faithfulness, loyalty, and Jew-killing.

Mr. Hankey said...

"Islam is a faith that brings comfort to people. It inspires them to lead lives based on honesty, and justice, and compassion." George W. Bush

Mr. Hankey said...

The Bin Laden Dancers performing "Hava Nagila"

Rodney Dill said...

"Does this Semtex vest make my ass look fat?"

Jack Reacher said...

"These things may not be loaded, but as for Fatima's drawers...phew!"

wv: trough. Just right for a swine flu joke.

Jack Reacher said...

"We use plywood rifles to kill plastic Jews. Pew pew pew!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Now let's go get that sick intercourse V the K!"

Rodney Dill said...

Moslem honor guard for one of the most holy spots of the Islam religion. It is said on this spot the Prophet Muhammad fornicated with a fox. Every spring Millions of Moslems swarm to kiss this very spot. Hundreds are trampled to death, thousands are maimed, it is glorious.

Rodney Dill said...

Fadwa you are out of step, back to camel duty for you.

dadoctah said...

More cowbell!!!

Rodney Dill said...


Sharia baby (Sharia baby)
Sharia can you be law tonight
(Come,come, come out tonight)
Sheria baby (Sharia baby)
Sharia can you be law tonight.

Double the U said...

"Football", "soccer", "Jehad" every culture has their own word for it.

Army of Dad said...

"Well of course they won't give us real guns; we are subservient towards all men. It would be tough to make that stick if we all carried real AKs!"

Army of Dad said...

And now for your singing and dancing pleasure, The Camel Toes!

Army of Dad said...

Throw your rifles in the air like ya just don't care!

Army of Dad said...

Can you believe they wore white to their own stoning?

dub said...

Army of Dad said...
Can you believe they wore white to their own stoning?


Ok that made me laugh.

curly said...

Rip out my clit
Slap me like a rented mule
Throw me a burka
We love you Abdule!

curly said...

All rifles must face Mecca, unless aimed at unbelievers.

Kaptain Krude said...

Too much mincing, not enough prancing!

wv: phote - phoning in your vote