1. "And... um... then... um... compress the victim's chest. Oh, hi, dad, we were just, um, practicing CPR!"
2. "Dude, I don't want to demonstrate your trip to the bath house. I just wanna watch Futurama."
3. "Dude, for the last time, I'm not interested. Am I going to have to dislocate your other leg before this gets through to you?"
4. "Oh, noes, look where I just tripped and fell on accident!"
5. "It's not as kinky as doing it on a Greek column with a parasol, but it's not bad."
Best of metalgarth
Yeah we're big fans of High School Musical, why do you ask?
Best of The Man
billy realized pledging Gamma Alpha Upsilon was a bad, bad idea.
Best of dub
Dude, that is NOT the Wii controller!
Best of Adjustah
For Chrissakes! Will someone tell J.J. Abrams that Scotty and Bones never did this at Starfleet Academy!
Best of Jack Reacher
ORA: "Mr. Gutfeld! You're home early!"
Best of duke of red
Somewhere, Portnoy's complaining like a mother f*cker.
Best of Tim
after several attempts at modeling Justin and Zack just decided to cut the foreplay and have sex
Best of Keninnorcal
Michael Phelps latest scandal pics barely raised a yawn this time...although he did get more attention in the locker room...
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Yeah we're big fans of High School Musical, why do you ask?
billy realized pledging Gamma Alpha Upsilon was a bad, bad idea.
Dude, that is NOT the Wii controller!
For Chrissakes! Will someone tell J.J. Abrams that Scotty and Bones never did this at Starfleet Academy!
What?!? It looks like two nice, firm assed, 17 years olds in bed. It looks mighty nice like two nice, firm assed, 17 years olds in bed.
So Neo, which will you choose - the red Phil, or the blue Phil?
VerWord: mantr
"No, seriously, dude. This is what my Econ professor told me our generation's tax burden would be like."
wv: "cethebir": paying homage to Andrew Sullivan
"Okay, you be the taxpayer, and I'll be the administration."
Let them watch MSNBC, and you know it will end badly.
ORA: "Mr. Gutfeld! You're home early!"
*wiping tears from eyes*
Army of Dad always gives me the best mother's day gifts EVER!
Ok, for mother's day, we're going to play Mary Kay LeTourneau tutoring two students. Ready?
By the way, no caption here. But please allow me to just say: HOT!
Ready... Aim....
Somewhere, Portnoy's complaining like a mother f*cker.
wv: proled As in, what you get for good behavior in jail.
There's such a thing as being well hung, and then there's being grotesquely overendowed!My mom taught me never to point at the handicapped; but ya gots to admit, the guy on top with that huge hairy deformed penis sticking out of his crotch must have a tough time finding a girlfriend... or even walking upright.
where will you be when the Ax effect kicks in?
after several attempts at modeling Justin and Zack just decided to cut the foreplay and have sex
Boys Gone Wild sold better than expected.
dub, the college years.
THREESOME: UR DOING WRONG!
Clay and Scooter find that playing "Twister" without the play sheet is even more fun.
When Clay learned that the new kid's name was 'Hokey', he naturally assumed the position for some 'Pokey'.
Michael Phelps latest scandal pics barely raised a yawn this time...although he did get more attention in the locker room...
Betcha Perez Hilton doesn't ask them about gay marriage.
WV: crombo. Seriously, crombo
"Hey, if collegehumor.com pays for photos of girls kissing, wait until they see this!"
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