Tuesday, May 05, 2009
This better not be what it looks like
1. "And... um... then... um... compress the victim's chest. Oh, hi, dad, we were just, um, practicing CPR!"
2. "Dude, I don't want to demonstrate your trip to the bath house. I just wanna watch Futurama."
3. "Dude, for the last time, I'm not interested. Am I going to have to dislocate your other leg before this gets through to you?"
4. "Oh, noes, look where I just tripped and fell on accident!"
5. "It's not as kinky as doing it on a Greek column with a parasol, but it's not bad."
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Yeah we're big fans of High School Musical, why do you ask?
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billy realized pledging Gamma Alpha Upsilon was a bad, bad idea.
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Dude, that is NOT the Wii controller!
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For Chrissakes! Will someone tell J.J. Abrams that Scotty and Bones never did this at Starfleet Academy!
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ORA: "Mr. Gutfeld! You're home early!"
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Somewhere, Portnoy's complaining like a mother f*cker.
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after several attempts at modeling Justin and Zack just decided to cut the foreplay and have sex
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Michael Phelps latest scandal pics barely raised a yawn this time...although he did get more attention in the locker room...