Tuesday, May 05, 2009

This better not be what it looks like


1. "And... um... then... um... compress the victim's chest. Oh, hi, dad, we were just, um, practicing CPR!"

2. "Dude, I don't want to demonstrate your trip to the bath house. I just wanna watch Futurama."

3. "Dude, for the last time, I'm not interested. Am I going to have to dislocate your other leg before this gets through to you?"

4. "Oh, noes, look where I just tripped and fell on accident!"

5. "It's not as kinky as doing it on a Greek column with a parasol, but it's not bad."

Best of metalgarth
Yeah we're big fans of High School Musical, why do you ask?

Best of The Man
billy realized pledging Gamma Alpha Upsilon was a bad, bad idea.

Best of dub
Dude, that is NOT the Wii controller!

Best of Adjustah
For Chrissakes! Will someone tell J.J. Abrams that Scotty and Bones never did this at Starfleet Academy!

Best of Jack Reacher
ORA: "Mr. Gutfeld! You're home early!"

Best of duke of red
Somewhere, Portnoy's complaining like a mother f*cker.

Best of Tim
after several attempts at modeling Justin and Zack just decided to cut the foreplay and have sex

Best of Keninnorcal
Michael Phelps latest scandal pics barely raised a yawn this time...although he did get more attention in the locker room...

26 comments:

metalgarth said...

Yeah we're big fans of High School Musical, why do you ask?

The Man said...

billy realized pledging Gamma Alpha Upsilon was a bad, bad idea.

dub said...

Dude, that is NOT the Wii controller!

Adjustah said...

For Chrissakes! Will someone tell J.J. Abrams that Scotty and Bones never did this at Starfleet Academy!

Adriane said...

What?!? It looks like two nice, firm assed, 17 years olds in bed. It looks mighty nice like two nice, firm assed, 17 years olds in bed.

sonicfrog said...

So Neo, which will you choose - the red Phil, or the blue Phil?

VerWord: mantr

ColoradoPatriot said...

"No, seriously, dude. This is what my Econ professor told me our generation's tax burden would be like."

wv: "cethebir": paying homage to Andrew Sullivan

Jack Reacher said...

"Okay, you be the taxpayer, and I'll be the administration."

Jack Reacher said...

Let them watch MSNBC, and you know it will end badly.

Jack Reacher said...

ORA: "Mr. Gutfeld! You're home early!"

Army of Mom said...

*wiping tears from eyes*

Army of Dad always gives me the best mother's day gifts EVER!

Army of Mom said...

Ok, for mother's day, we're going to play Mary Kay LeTourneau tutoring two students. Ready?

ColoradoPatriot said...

By the way, no caption here. But please allow me to just say: HOT!

sonicfrog said...

Ready... Aim....

duke of red said...

Somewhere, Portnoy's complaining like a mother f*cker.



wv: proled As in, what you get for good behavior in jail.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

There's such a thing as being well hung, and then there's being grotesquely overendowed!My mom taught me never to point at the handicapped; but ya gots to admit, the guy on top with that huge hairy deformed penis sticking out of his crotch must have a tough time finding a girlfriend... or even walking upright.

Tim said...

where will you be when the Ax effect kicks in?

Tim said...

after several attempts at modeling Justin and Zack just decided to cut the foreplay and have sex

Army of Dad said...

Boys Gone Wild sold better than expected.

Army of Dad said...

dub, the college years.

Army of Dad said...

THREESOME: UR DOING WRONG!

Mr. Hankey said...

Clay and Scooter find that playing "Twister" without the play sheet is even more fun.

Mr. Hankey said...

When Clay learned that the new kid's name was 'Hokey', he naturally assumed the position for some 'Pokey'.

Keninnorcal said...

Michael Phelps latest scandal pics barely raised a yawn this time...although he did get more attention in the locker room...

mpur said...

Betcha Perez Hilton doesn't ask them about gay marriage.


WV: crombo. Seriously, crombo

jeff said...

"Hey, if collegehumor.com pays for photos of girls kissing, wait until they see this!"