1. Stripes are slimming, but they can only do so much.
2. The Cankle Patrol seems entirely over-staffed.
3. "I would look fabulous in that. Damn this gut!"
4. "I'm sorry miss, but with an ass like that, we can't let you into the Thursday area. Now, move along."
5. "That reminds me. I need to pick up some cottage cheese on the way home."
Best of Matt the K
This was a "trick question" scenario for the O.M.O.H. recruits.
Best of Army of Dad
Nope, no smiley face panties on that one either.
Best of dadoctah
"For no reason I can explain, I'm suddenly jonesing for some donuts."
Best of Submariner
Thought bubbles, from the left: "Did her." "Did her." "Did her." "I'd do her after a six pack." "Wonder if HE'D do me?" "Did her."
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Dateline 1986: The Little Rock Swat Team does some special in depth training with the governor
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Group Thought Bubble: "There should be a law..."
She's a "Butter-ass"
This was a "trick question" scenario for the O.M.O.H. recruits.
"We're all too young to remember test patterns on television, but we know what they meant; nothing to see here."
The officers cautiously unsnapped their holsters. "Come on, give us a reason," they thought.
Psst...Hans...bringst du mir mein Elefantgewehr.
Nope, no smiley face panties on that one either.
"For no reason I can explain, I'm suddenly jonesing for some donuts."
"Man, so nice from the front, so forgettable from the rear!"
"V? Psst, V? Come on, man, stop looking at that! Man, you are one sick intercourse!"
"Is that the face that would launch a thousand ships?"
"No, but perhaps a dinghy or a garbage scow."
Pictured: Five recruits failing the final dub-exam.
Unison thought bubble: "Definitely 'Boobs not Bombs' fodder..."
Thought bubbles, from the left: "Did her." "Did her." "Did her." "I'd do her after a six pack." "Wonder if HE'D do me?" "Did her."
OK men, on my command stare at this woman's ass.
Is the line ready?
The line is ready.
Ready on the left, ready on the right, ready on the staring line.
STARE
Thought bubble for Officers:
If we don't get some better ass to stare at, this will be my last overtime gig.
A good police officer is never cold, wet, or hungry, but having something good to look at is another question.
Guess it's a pretty safe bet these fellows aren't members of the OMOH police dept.
Dateline 1986:
The Little Rock Swat Team does some special in depth training with the governor
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