Friday, May 29, 2009

Teh Thin Blue Line

K is P

1. Stripes are slimming, but they can only do so much.

2. The Cankle Patrol seems entirely over-staffed.

3. "I would look fabulous in that. Damn this gut!"

4. "I'm sorry miss, but with an ass like that, we can't let you into the Thursday area. Now, move along."

5. "That reminds me. I need to pick up some cottage cheese on the way home."

Best of Matt the K
This was a "trick question" scenario for the O.M.O.H. recruits.

Best of Army of Dad
Nope, no smiley face panties on that one either.

Best of dadoctah
"For no reason I can explain, I'm suddenly jonesing for some donuts."

Best of Submariner
Thought bubbles, from the left: "Did her." "Did her." "Did her." "I'd do her after a six pack." "Wonder if HE'D do me?" "Did her."

Best of metalgarth
Dateline 1986: The Little Rock Swat Team does some special in depth training with the governor

19 comments:

Viking04 said...

Group Thought Bubble: "There should be a law..."

Mr. Hankey said...

She's a "Butter-ass"

Matt the K said...

This was a "trick question" scenario for the O.M.O.H. recruits.

Jack Reacher said...

"We're all too young to remember test patterns on television, but we know what they meant; nothing to see here."

mpur said...

The officers cautiously unsnapped their holsters. "Come on, give us a reason," they thought.

Viking04 said...

Psst...Hans...bringst du mir mein Elefantgewehr.

Army of Dad said...

Nope, no smiley face panties on that one either.

dadoctah said...

"For no reason I can explain, I'm suddenly jonesing for some donuts."

jeff said...

"Man, so nice from the front, so forgettable from the rear!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"V? Psst, V? Come on, man, stop looking at that! Man, you are one sick intercourse!"

Whacko said...

"Is that the face that would launch a thousand ships?"

"No, but perhaps a dinghy or a garbage scow."

Submariner said...

Pictured: Five recruits failing the final dub-exam.

Submariner said...

Unison thought bubble: "Definitely 'Boobs not Bombs' fodder..."

Submariner said...

Thought bubbles, from the left: "Did her." "Did her." "Did her." "I'd do her after a six pack." "Wonder if HE'D do me?" "Did her."

flyovercountry said...

OK men, on my command stare at this woman's ass.

Is the line ready?

The line is ready.

Ready on the left, ready on the right, ready on the staring line.

STARE

flyovercountry said...

Thought bubble for Officers:

If we don't get some better ass to stare at, this will be my last overtime gig.

flyovercountry said...

A good police officer is never cold, wet, or hungry, but having something good to look at is another question.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Guess it's a pretty safe bet these fellows aren't members of the OMOH police dept.

metalgarth said...

Dateline 1986:

The Little Rock Swat Team does some special in depth training with the governor