Thursday, May 07, 2009

Stormee Daniels Does Not Hate Skeletor

Matt the Kostume


Wicked Best of Rodney Dill
Grip Reamer

Best of GregMan
I just made a campaign donation - IN MY PANTS

Best of metalgarth
Cinemax presents "Skeletor and The Mighty Orbs of Power"

Best of Tim
Skeletor's twin sister is actually a lesbian

Best of Julie the Jarhead
Larry Flynt remakes THE SEVENTH SEAL.

Best of Mr. Hankey
It's about time Skeletor does something constructive with She-Ra instead of just throwing her in the dungeon.

Best of steve o
"It'll be alright. I'm gay. Just look at my costume!"

Best of Jay Guevara
Alan Colmes was desperate enough to try anything to raise his ratings.

Best of paul
Only two things are certain in life... Death and Tits. I mean Taxes.

Best of Keninnorcal
California is so broke, Maria Shriver is hiring herself out as a hand bra.

Best of jeff
Skeletor's facebook entry just squeaked past the censors...

41 comments:

ochagirl said...

Prince Adam walks through to alternate dimension he DOES NOT LIKE. "Skeletor?! ADORA?!!!"

ochagirl said...

THIS IS WHY I DON'T RENT ROOMS AT COMIC/ANIME/COSPLAY CONVENTIONS.

Anonymous said...

"speaker pelosi get your hands off me"

ochagirl said...

PEEK-A-BOO: UR DOIN IT RONG? Y/N?

Anonymous said...

There's a "boner" joke here somwhere... nah, I've got nothing.

Viking04 said...

Cash up front, you cheap bastard!

Viking04 said...

Tonight on FOX, a reimagining of KOLCHAK THE NIGHT STALKER.

Viking04 said...

After his death, Olbermann is damned to have his hands on a nice set of female breasts for all eternity.

Matt the K said...

Miss Daniels launches her U.S. Senate seat bid with the "Two Jugs in Every Grope" campaign.

Tremor said...

Surprisingly enough, shave all the fur off and suddenly that whole Beastman Rape rap isn't so geh after all...

Matt the K said...

If she lets this clown grab her boobs, imagine what she'd let me do in MY Skeletor costume?

GregMan said...

She's got my vote - IN MY PANTS

WV: nymple: two of them, in fact - too bad they're covered by Skeletor's hands

GregMan said...

I just made a campaign donation - IN MY PANTS

GregMan said...

Finally, a democrat hotter than Sarah Palin.

WV: corbow: what the Chinese guy said the song needed more of

GregMan said...

Great, she's got the "I still live in my parent's basement" vote all sewn up - that'll take her far.

metalgarth said...

Cinemax presents "Skeletor and The Mighty Orbs of Power"

dub said...

The hambone's connected to the, cornhole.....

mpur said...

Well, I count 4 fake things on her chest.

jeff said...

The funny thing is, with those thick gloves... he can't feel a thing anyway.

Tim said...

Skeletor's twin sister is actually a lesbian

Army of Dad said...

Busty-n-Bones

Julie the Jarhead said...

Larry Flynt remakes THE SEVENTH SEAL.

jeff said...

She's got his vote!

Mr. Hankey said...

It's about time Skeletor does something constructive with She-Ra instead of just throwing her in the dungeon.

Mr. Hankey said...

Elizabeth Edwards gets back at John in the afterlife with the Grim Reaper.

Mr. Hankey said...

As soon as the National Enquirer published the pictures, Skeletor entered rehab for his sex addiction.

dadoctah said...

"Will this be in the yearbook?"

steve o said...

"It'll be alright. I'm gay. Just look at my costume!"

-- An old standard line works again.

steve o said...

Hoping to out-do her sister, Charity Nicole hits on a rich dude who's already dead.

Submariner said...

I might be blond, Skeletor, but I DON'T believe that's your "Boney Maroney" I feel...

Submariner said...

dub finally finds a THB he thinks isn't fat. You know; the one in the back.

Jay Guevara said...

Alan Colmes was desperate enough to try anything to raise his ratings.

Rodney Dill said...

Grip Reamer

paul said...

Only two things are certain in life... Death and Tits. I mean Taxes.

Keninnorcal said...

California is so broke, Maria Shriver is hiring herself out as a hand bra.

jeff said...

Skeletor's facebook entry just squeaked past the censors...

dadoctah said...

...de han' bone connected to de...breasteses bone....

Submariner said...

Hillary needed an infusion fast, and she was determined to take the pair she wanted...

Robert said...

After being touched by the cold hands of death, she could cut diamonds with those bad boys.

Cybrludite said...

Not often you see a politician who admits their a whore.

steve o said...

Sheesh. Even Skeletor gets better chicks than I do.