Thursday, May 07, 2009

Sports Titillated

Semper Gumby


Best of sixdegreesofblondness
Hunting season opened with the successful catch of a two-pointer.

Best of Oiao
Note: Breasts not built to scale.

Best of Kaptain Krude
CAR WASH....UR DOIN IT...well, you know what, it's wrong, but still right, you know?

Best of Viking04
Sir Elton John dashed outside shrieking, "GET THAT NASTY THING OFF OF MY CAR!"

Best of Submariner
Junior hired her as an incentive for his pit crew, and dropped his average stop time by 2.34 seconds.

Best of Keninnorcal
MSRP: $72,000
With accessories shown: $4,072,000

Best of dub
What a great test drive. The acceleration is amazing and the car corners like its on rails....but why does it burn when I pee now?

30 comments:

sixdegreesofblondness said...

Hunting season opened with the successful catch of a two-pointer.

Oiao said...

Note: Breasts not built to scale.

dub said...

Kick at car....very hot, sexy woman....oh yeah, its still Wednesday.

dub said...

"at" should be "ass". sorry, too much wine.

dadoctah said...

The DMV tries to change its image.

Kaptain Krude said...

CAR WASH....UR DOIN IT...well, you know what, it's wrong, but still right, you know?


wv: moggiver - giving somebody a mog. (no, but I am ready to give her something, all right)

The Man said...

Who queefed on the car?

Viking04 said...

Sir Elton John dashed outside shrieking, "GET THAT NASTY THING OFF OF MY CAR!"

Viking04 said...

Elliot Spitzer liked the fender ornament.

Army of Dad said...

Time to check under the hood.

Army of Dad said...

Standard Cap #231: Time to check her oil.

Army of Dad said...

Lets see how she handles the curves.

jeff said...

Baby you can... lie on... my car.

jeff said...

British for "Hood Ornament."

"I dunno, Jake - she don't look like no deer..."

She'd better be careful - those spikes could scratch the paint.

Matt the K said...

In your dreams shelby your woman someday.

Matt the K said...

427, meet 32B.

Mr. Hankey said...

The only accessory worth buying for your Chrysler.

Anonymous said...

I don't care if she never wins another race. Danica Patrick is STILL the best driver there is.

Viking04 said...

Ang Lee directs TUCKER II

Army of Dad said...

Hottie and a Maserati.

Army of Dad said...

Time for some bump drafting.

Matt the K said...

"Hottie and a Maserati"

--where's Mr. Pedantic when you need him??? hehehe

Matt the K said...

Well the Cobra may be a kit car, but at least we know her t!ts ain't fake...

Matt the K said...

I think its time the girl gets stripped to bare metal too.

Viking04 said...

Both have aftermarket parts.

Submariner said...

Sports Illustrated? I rather see her in Kama Sutra Illustrated.




v word - baned - but only in Boston.

Submariner said...

Junior hired her as an incentive for his pit crew, and dropped his average stop time by 2.34 seconds.

Buzzhead said...

Look at those smooth lines, those lovely curves and the lovely suspension. I would love to test drive that!

Keninnorcal said...

MSRP: $72,000

With accessories shown: $4,072,000

dub said...

What a great test drive. The acceleration is amazing and the car corners like its on rails....but why does it burn when I pee now?