Julie Teh Jarhead
1. Fortunately for Ron Weasley, sex reassignment at Hogwarts was as simple as waving a wand and repeating genitalis transformus.
2. For once, even Howard Stern was turned off by the possibility of a lesbian make-out session.
3. Little known fact: Since 1.20.2009, all lesbian menstrual cycles have synched with Hillary's.
4. "We're registered at Macy's, Target, and Radio Shack... we're going to need lots and lots of batteries!"
5. "Ambassadors to Lickmycrotchistan? We'd be honored, Madame Secretary. The confirmation is in your hotel room? At Midnight? We'll be there!"
Best of Matt the k
Cynthia, you may want to consult your Handbook. Its not considered lesbianism anymore if your girfriend actually had a d*ck.
Oops I meant to say 'has' instead of 'had'. Oh well, Dawn's head will probably explode somewhere in there.
Best of ZACHARIEL - GAY ANGEL
It takes a real man to tie a proper Windsor Knot.
Best of Army of Dad
KD Lang goes ginger.
Best of dadoctah
The new crop of Muppets are *so* lifelike!
Best of Mr. Hankey
It's always uplifting when celebrity women marry one of us ugly dudes. We know we have a chance.
Best of Viking04
Buckingham Palace had no comment on the rumour that Prince Harry had been photographed in drag, accompanying a C-List actress from a tasteless American television programme.
Best of Red
If you're gong to date a woman that looks like a man, guess what? You can date a man and the "parts" don't need batteries! "Go green" lesbians! Date men! Save the environment from all those dead batteries.
Best of metalgarth
The porn industry would pay a significant amount of money to make sure the wedding night video NEVER saw the light of day
Best of Snowdog
No, you can't come to Somalia to be a pirate. You have no soul!
Best of GregMan
"Why yes, we did vote for Hillary in the primaries, how did you know?"
Best of Submariner
Evidently, when Cynthia "chews the fat," she really chews the fat.
Best of ShoeChick
Oh look. Howdy Doody is all grown up and getting married! Isn't that nice.