Monday, May 11, 2009

OMG, We are so frakking old

Brender
1. Gorgons of the Senate: One eye, one tooth, one brain-cell between them.

2."I don't know why some say the Senate needs new blood. I piss out a couple of pints every night."

3. The three tenors, as in, have been in the senate tenor twelve years too long.

4. "So, a Jew, a WASP, and a RINO walk into a bar..."

5. "So I smacked the little Starbucks whore right across the face and screamed, 'in my day, coffee only cost a nickel...' Gawd, it felt good."

Best of ThisOne
Statler, Kermit and Waldorf enjoy some memories on the set of the old show.

Best of dadoctah
Each Rolling Stones tour seems more pointless than the last....

Best of Submariner
...so I says to him; "$6.48/pound and not a penny more. That's as high as I'll go for fresh cut penis..."


Best of jeff
The Senate Metamucil Caucus meets to discuss their bowel movements.


Best of Army of Dad
"...then I yelled 'Get the hell of my lawn you little bastards!"

Best of GregMan
"Now Gloria Swanson, she was a babe!"


Best of Keninnorcal
(whispering) We switched out Senator McCain's normal morning coffee with Valu-Rite vodka...let's see if he notices...

Best of metalgarth
"...Back in Aught Five I was on top of the world"
"...Would that mean 1905 or 2005?"

Best of Matt the K
"...Back in Aught Five I was on top of the world"
"...Would that mean 1905 or 2005?"

"No, I mean THE YEAR, Zero, zero, zero, Five."

Best of steve o
Joe Lieberman, center, is shown in a light moment with one his Cylon friends -- who also happens to be one of the "Final Five" -- and some guy with a large hand.

I just can't get over it. I mean, it's HUGE!

Best of dadoctah
"I wanna thank you, Joe, for jumping ship so you could perform at this tribute dinner for Charles Keating."

Best of Mr. Hankey
After drinking the first 5 Starbucks, only Lieberman is able to stay visably calm, seemingly winning the "Hold Your Urine" test.

35 comments:

ThisOne said...

Statler, Kermit and Waldorf enjoy some memories on the set of the old show.

ThisOne said...

Graeae, not gorgons.

dadoctah said...

Each Rolling Stones tour seems more pointless than the last....

wv: delituxe. Lox and a schmear in formal attire.

Submariner said...

Back in the 20s and 30s we knew how to take care of money problems;
"Hey, kids, let's put on a show!"

Julie the Jarhead said...

See that hot governor from Alaska over there? Well, if we pool all our Viagra pills, maybe one of us ...

Submariner said...

...so I says to him; "$6.48/pound and not a penny more. That's as high as I'll go for fresh cut penis..."

Cybrludite said...

Three good arguments in favor of term limits.

jeff said...

The Senate Metamucil Caucus meets to discuss their bowel movements.

Army of Dad said...

The Cialis Caucus.

wv: taxis Even a computer know what these guys are up to.

Army of Dad said...

"...then I yelled 'Get the hell of my lawn you little bastards!"

Army of Dad said...

You know boys, it's days like this that I am glad we don't have to pay for our healthcare!

Army of Dad said...

Judging by the look on Joe's face McCain just tested out his Depends.

Army of Dad said...

"Obama wanted a billion dollar bank bailout package, but I jewed him down to only 700 million. Hey, what's the matter Joe, you don't look too good?"

GregMan said...

Where were you when your Geritol kicked in?

GregMan said...

"...and I used to have to walk six miles to school, uphill, both ways..."

GregMan said...

"...and then I said, 'F them, they're only taxpayers, they'll vote for anyone', and here I am!"

wv: herpoot - like herqueef, only further back

GregMan said...

"Now Gloria Swanson, she was a babe!"

Keninnorcal said...

(whispering) We switched out Senator McCain's normal morning coffee with Valu-Rite vodka...let's see if he notices...

metalgarth said...

"...Back in Aught Five I was on top of the world"
"What's Aught Five?"
"The year 05"
"...Oh. Did you mean 1905 or 2005?"

Submariner said...

Wherever there is injustice, you will find us behind it.
Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there piling on.
Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find...
The Three Tax-it-alls!

Submariner said...

In three-part harmony; "I'm thinking of running again in '12...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Nothin' ta be seein' here, folks; just the weekly D Street "Boobs Not Bombs" meetin' - please ta be movin' along, now...

steve o said...

Joe and John are smiling because they know the REAL reason his right hand -- and his right hand only -- is so big.

dub said...

Thought bubbles, from left to right:

1) "So then I said to them that you have to I used to have a mushroom belt but for dinner I like veal when I Gloria was her name and she was the INCOMING!! Anyway, what were we talking about?"

2) "I wish I had some real friends to hang out with"

3) "Seriously, will someone please come pop this thing on my neck??"

Viking04 said...

Joe, we really liked you as Emperor Palpatine, until Samuel L. Jackson took your botox away.

molson said...

A real honest to goodness crap your pants hat trick.

Army of Dad said...

"Nobody suspects the Spendish Inquisition!"

Matt the K said...

"...Back in Aught Five I was on top of the world"
"What's Aught Five?"
"The year 05"
"...Oh. Did you mean 1905 or 2005?"

"No, I mean THE YEAR, Zero, zero, zero, Five."

steve o said...

Joe Lieberman, center, is shown in a light moment with one his Cylon friends -- who also happens to be one of the "Final Five" -- and some guy with a large hand.

I just can't get over it. I mean, it's HUGE!

dadoctah said...

"I wanna thank you, Joe, for jumping ship so you could perform at this tribute dinner for Charles Keating."

Rodney Dill said...

"Borderline 'Leven!"

Rodney Dill said...

The Beach Boys are starting to get a little long in the tooth.

Mr. Hankey said...

The new Senate glee club doesn't take requests, but are often found making switches.

Mr. Hankey said...

After drinking the first 5 Starbucks, only Lieberman is able to stay visably calm, seemingly winning the "Hold Your Urine" test.