Friday, May 15, 2009

OMG My Eyes! The Goggles! They do nothing!

Um, Robert. Just Robert.
1. I frakkin' hate affirmative action.

2.The Hooters - Chevy's exchange program just isn't workin' out for anybody.

3. "Welcome to dub's! Would you like to hear about our Thursday specials?"

4."Sorry, Congressman Frank, we're not allowed to give lap dances."

5. In Pittsburgh, former Steelworkers take any work that is available.

Best of Mr. Hankey
That girl needs a hairnet on her gut.

Best of GregMan
The worst part is when he uses his back hair to dry the glasses.

Best of Viking04
Stretch marks! Ick! Ick! Ick!

Best of metalgarth
Hooters: Famous for Chicken Wigs and now Pork Bellies

Best of dub
I hope Futurama comes on soon.

Best of champaignken
Has Rosie O'Donnell been working out lately? She is looking better!

Best of Silhouette
Welcome to Otters! Would you care to try an otter wing? They're otter this world!

Best of robert
Straws... oh, yeah - I have them "under here".

Best of Submariner
Skip the wings and pour the hot sauce directly in my eyes, Manuel...

34 comments:

Mr. Hankey said...

That girl needs a hairnet on her gut.

GregMan said...

Obligatory CapThis Caption #294: "Is it still Thursday?"

GregMan said...

See what happens when you use stimulus money to retrain auto workers?

GregMan said...

The worst part is when he uses his back hair to dry the glasses.

Viking04 said...

Stretch marks! Ick! Ick! Ick!

Viking04 said...

The Ministry of Health announces that they were able to end the transgender hungerstrike.

On a tip from Van Helsing

metalgarth said...

Reason #695 to never visit Pittsburg, PA

metalgarth said...

Hooters: Famous for Chicken Wigs and now Pork Bellies

dub said...

I hope Futurama comes on soon.

champaignken said...

Has Rosie O'Donnell been working out lately? She is looking better!

flyovercountry said...

Thanks! I'll never eat chicken wings again!!

Viking04 said...

Australian TV broadcasts a still photo of a CIA torture expert at work

Army of Dad said...

His chest is still bigger than my waitress' the last time I went to Hooters.

Army of Dad said...

Illegal Mexican immigrants doing jobs Americans won't.

jeff said...

How to tell this is faked - the shorts aren't orange.

Silhouette said...

Welcome to Oters! Would you care to try an otter wing? They're otter this world!

Silhouette said...

"BTW, because the vendor misspelled "Otters", all the souvenier t-shirts are half-off. Get it? Half off. I kill me."

Viking04 said...

When Yasser entered heaven, and saw his first virgin...

prince of leaves said...

Dude really needs to get that huge growth on his left moob looked at.

prince of leaves said...

In this tough economy, Miguel has to work two jobs to make ends meet: lunch at Hooters, and the evening shift at Coyote Ugly.

robert said...

V - you wouldn't want your real name on this either.

Straws... oh, yeah - I have them "under here".

The Hooter's in Provincetown adapts for the locals.

sonicfrog said...

Judging from the size of that belly, I'd bet twenty to one that those chicken wings never make it to the table!

sonicfrog said...

Carmen Electra has REALLY let herself go!

mpur said...

Just to prove that guys eat at Hooters for the great wings.

Riiiight.

Submariner said...

Skip the wings and pour the hot sauce directly in my eyes, Manuel...

Submariner said...

Fire Island Hooters;
Serving unusually spiced dishes since the late 50s...

Submariner said...

Sorry for the size of the Mountain Oysters, Senor; but the bull? He didn't lose last night...

Adjustah said...

"See, I told you; On the Chicken wings Diet, I'm still wearing the same size clothes that I did in high school!"

VW: hareo - What happens if a Cherrio falls into this lads' navel!

Oiao said...

Nice prison tat, and your wings are looking jucy too.

Submariner said...

How NOT to greet your new roommate at Attica #3

This has been a Caption This! Public Service Announcement.

steve o said...

For some reason, Javier's $19.95 All-you-can-eat Hooters quickly became the most profitable franchise in the country.

Submariner said...

I guess we now know what East German womens' swim team members did during the off-Olypmic years back in the day...

Kaptain Krude said...

Ironically enough, the dish he's holding is called "The Gut-buster".


wv: nogyre - What you say to the Greek when you just want the salad.

Chrees said...

Needless to say, Cooters went out of business withing the month.