1. I frakkin' hate affirmative action.
2.The Hooters - Chevy's exchange program just isn't workin' out for anybody.
3. "Welcome to dub's! Would you like to hear about our Thursday specials?"
4."Sorry, Congressman Frank, we're not allowed to give lap dances."
5. In Pittsburgh, former Steelworkers take any work that is available.
Best of Mr. Hankey
That girl needs a hairnet on her gut.
Best of GregMan
The worst part is when he uses his back hair to dry the glasses.
Best of Viking04
Stretch marks! Ick! Ick! Ick!
Best of metalgarth
Hooters: Famous for Chicken Wigs and now Pork Bellies
Best of dub
I hope Futurama comes on soon.
Best of champaignken
Has Rosie O'Donnell been working out lately? She is looking better!
Best of Silhouette
Welcome to Otters! Would you care to try an otter wing? They're otter this world!
Best of robert
Straws... oh, yeah - I have them "under here".
Best of Submariner
Skip the wings and pour the hot sauce directly in my eyes, Manuel...
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That girl needs a hairnet on her gut.
Obligatory CapThis Caption #294: "Is it still Thursday?"
See what happens when you use stimulus money to retrain auto workers?
The worst part is when he uses his back hair to dry the glasses.
Stretch marks! Ick! Ick! Ick!
The Ministry of Health announces that they were able to end the transgender hungerstrike.
On a tip from Van Helsing
Reason #695 to never visit Pittsburg, PA
Hooters: Famous for Chicken Wigs and now Pork Bellies
I hope Futurama comes on soon.
Has Rosie O'Donnell been working out lately? She is looking better!
Thanks! I'll never eat chicken wings again!!
Australian TV broadcasts a still photo of a CIA torture expert at work
His chest is still bigger than my waitress' the last time I went to Hooters.
Illegal Mexican immigrants doing jobs Americans won't.
How to tell this is faked - the shorts aren't orange.
Welcome to Oters! Would you care to try an otter wing? They're otter this world!
"BTW, because the vendor misspelled "Otters", all the souvenier t-shirts are half-off. Get it? Half off. I kill me."
When Yasser entered heaven, and saw his first virgin...
Dude really needs to get that huge growth on his left moob looked at.
In this tough economy, Miguel has to work two jobs to make ends meet: lunch at Hooters, and the evening shift at Coyote Ugly.
V - you wouldn't want your real name on this either.
Straws... oh, yeah - I have them "under here".
The Hooter's in Provincetown adapts for the locals.
Judging from the size of that belly, I'd bet twenty to one that those chicken wings never make it to the table!
Carmen Electra has REALLY let herself go!
Just to prove that guys eat at Hooters for the great wings.
Riiiight.
Skip the wings and pour the hot sauce directly in my eyes, Manuel...
Fire Island Hooters;
Serving unusually spiced dishes since the late 50s...
Sorry for the size of the Mountain Oysters, Senor; but the bull? He didn't lose last night...
"See, I told you; On the Chicken wings Diet, I'm still wearing the same size clothes that I did in high school!"
VW: hareo - What happens if a Cherrio falls into this lads' navel!
Nice prison tat, and your wings are looking jucy too.
How NOT to greet your new roommate at Attica #3
This has been a Caption This! Public Service Announcement.
For some reason, Javier's $19.95 All-you-can-eat Hooters quickly became the most profitable franchise in the country.
I guess we now know what East German womens' swim team members did during the off-Olypmic years back in the day...
Ironically enough, the dish he's holding is called "The Gut-buster".
wv: nogyre - What you say to the Greek when you just want the salad.
Needless to say, Cooters went out of business withing the month.
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