Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Why yes, the wine is a little tart...how did you know?
Best of John.....just John
Army of Mom? Is that you? Oh sorry. Thought I recognized the outfit.
Best of dadoctah
You *see*, Cynthia Nixon, what you could have had if you'd just held out?
Best of Matt the K
We've secretly replaced Clay Aiken's usual room service staff with this bawdy strumpet...let's see if he notices.
Best of prince of leaves
"The wine? Oh, it's Chlamydia Canyon...Canyon...Canyon...Canyon..."
33 comments:
She has booze? Oh, I see it now.
Why yes, the wine is a little tart...how did you know?
When room service arrived, Sir Elton John lost his appetite.
Shiela presents her idea for the O's in the next Google Valentine's Day logo design.
Shiela was a fine waitress. But her scoliosis caused her to drop a wine bottle occasionally.
Kenadll Jackson? Why yes, I'll have a couple glasses...I mean a boob....an ass....I mean glass!........By the way, nice tits.
Army of Mom? Is that you? Oh sorry. Thought I recognized the outfit.
You *see*, Cynthia Nixon, what you could have had if you'd just held out?
Only a half bottle of swillish Kendall Jackson? Sorry I'll pass.
She had to get pre-loaded before coming up to see the Viking Kitten.
I would love to cork it for you.
Cheap wine, $5.00
Cheap outfit, $20.00
Finally getting a dub to pay his tab, Priceless.
Pleather and lace with an ugly face.
The only real leather in this pic in on her face.
We've secretly replaced Clay Aiken's usual room service staff with this bawdy strumpet...let's see if he notices.
Kirstie Alley keeps this photo-shop of herself as a motivational-- aaah who's she kiddin'?!
"I wasn't sure if you ordered boobz or booze, Mr. Sheen, so I brought both."
"Wilkommen. Bienvenue. Welcome. Come on in."
"I haven't celebrated Festivus in years."
It's the advertisement for the new Hefty brand triple-ply condoms: When you want to boldly go where way too many men have gone before.
Army of Dad said...
The only real leather in this pic in on her face.She has a face?
Put your nipples on that bottle and hand 'em to me.
Now ist der time a Schprockets vhen ve drink and wank...
When a 30 foot Portuguese Man-of-War demands booze and a hooker, you give it to him.
Oddly enough I have this outfit, but I'd like to know how John, just John knows ... I mean, if he wants to know ... you know ...
wait, did I type that outloud?
Fifty years later, the reincarnation of Joan Crawford gets discovered while working at Coyote Ugly.
Huh...who knew Boy George had a sister?
Before she got her current job, the Wraith Queen waited tables at skeezy Gennai bars.
"The wine? Oh, it's Chlamydia Canyon...Canyon...Canyon...Canyon..."
The most popular fembot model.
The wings weren't the best snack on the menu at Pooters...
AoM, first send me that outfit as proof that you own it... Then retake the pic!
wv: inhead - no need for me to comment on that one.
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