Thursday, May 28, 2009

Oh, hey she brought teh booze...



Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Why yes, the wine is a little tart...how did you know?

Best of John.....just John
Army of Mom? Is that you? Oh sorry. Thought I recognized the outfit.

Best of dadoctah
You *see*, Cynthia Nixon, what you could have had if you'd just held out?

Best of Matt the K
We've secretly replaced Clay Aiken's usual room service staff with this bawdy strumpet...let's see if he notices.

Best of prince of leaves
"The wine? Oh, it's Chlamydia Canyon...Canyon...Canyon...Canyon..."

33 comments:

Army of Mom said...

She has booze? Oh, I see it now.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Why yes, the wine is a little tart...how did you know?

Viking04 said...

When room service arrived, Sir Elton John lost his appetite.

John.....just John said...

Shiela presents her idea for the O's in the next Google Valentine's Day logo design.

John.....just John said...

Shiela was a fine waitress. But her scoliosis caused her to drop a wine bottle occasionally.

John.....just John said...

Kenadll Jackson? Why yes, I'll have a couple glasses...I mean a boob....an ass....I mean glass!........By the way, nice tits.

John.....just John said...

Army of Mom? Is that you? Oh sorry. Thought I recognized the outfit.

dadoctah said...

You *see*, Cynthia Nixon, what you could have had if you'd just held out?

mklasing said...

Only a half bottle of swillish Kendall Jackson? Sorry I'll pass.

Barco Sin Vela II said...

She had to get pre-loaded before coming up to see the Viking Kitten.

Army of Dad said...

I would love to cork it for you.

Army of Dad said...

Cheap wine, $5.00
Cheap outfit, $20.00

Finally getting a dub to pay his tab, Priceless.

Army of Dad said...

Pleather and lace with an ugly face.

Army of Dad said...

The only real leather in this pic in on her face.

Matt the K said...

We've secretly replaced Clay Aiken's usual room service staff with this bawdy strumpet...let's see if he notices.

Matt the K said...

Kirstie Alley keeps this photo-shop of herself as a motivational-- aaah who's she kiddin'?!

Matt the K said...

"I wasn't sure if you ordered boobz or booze, Mr. Sheen, so I brought both."

Mr. Hankey said...

"Wilkommen. Bienvenue. Welcome. Come on in."

Mr. Hankey said...

"I haven't celebrated Festivus in years."

Snowdog said...

It's the advertisement for the new Hefty brand triple-ply condoms: When you want to boldly go where way too many men have gone before.

Submariner said...

Army of Dad said...
The only real leather in this pic in on her face.
She has a face?

Submariner said...

Put your nipples on that bottle and hand 'em to me.

Submariner said...

Now ist der time a Schprockets vhen ve drink and wank...

mega said...

When a 30 foot Portuguese Man-of-War demands booze and a hooker, you give it to him.

Army of Mom said...

Oddly enough I have this outfit, but I'd like to know how John, just John knows ... I mean, if he wants to know ... you know ...

wait, did I type that outloud?

prince of leaves said...

Fifty years later, the reincarnation of Joan Crawford gets discovered while working at Coyote Ugly.

prince of leaves said...

Huh...who knew Boy George had a sister?

prince of leaves said...

Before she got her current job, the Wraith Queen waited tables at skeezy Gennai bars.

prince of leaves said...

"The wine? Oh, it's Chlamydia Canyon...Canyon...Canyon...Canyon..."

jeff said...

The most popular fembot model.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

The wings weren't the best snack on the menu at Pooters...

John.....just John said...

AoM, first send me that outfit as proof that you own it... Then retake the pic!

wv: inhead - no need for me to comment on that one.