Monday, May 11, 2009

Obama Does Smack


1. "So... does this mean I have cancer or what?"

2. Sniff "My farts have a piquant hint of dijon mustard this morning."

3. "GAWD! That sounds stupid! Gawd, I'm an idiot!" Obama wasn't channeling the ghost of Chris Farley, just having a moment a clarity.

4. "There's still some cocaine on my hand." SNORT!

5. Axelrod: "All right, which one of you idiots gave the president Crazy Glue?"

Best of mega
"Mr President, a department head at DHS just blew up a building in Oklahoma City without telling anyone, to clear space for a new heliport. How do you want Gibbs to play it?"

Best of Army of Dad
Come on Barry, quit hitting yourself, quit hitting yourself.

Best of Mr. Hankey
D'oh!

Best of prince of leaves
"No, no headache, Tim...it's just that when I really need to think, hard, I pretend my head is the Egg of Power™ and all becomes clear..."

Best of ThisOne
Oh G-d, Joe, don't..he's going to.....Oh sh*t its the same story he always tells..."when he was in highschool he had this coach"...Oh shut up, don't say that about his daughter..oh crap... I don't want to know....shut up shut up shut up...

Best of flyovercountry
OK guys, I guess joining the mile high club in Air Force One while it flew low over New York was a bad idea.

Best of Keninnorcal
Gee, now I own all of Chrysler's V8s.

Best of molson
Thinking make brain hurt.

Best of Double the U
(Smack!) CRAP, I thought the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

40 comments:

jj said...

Obama thought bubble: Quick, think, what do I say"? Obama's dependence on a teleprompter becomes more apparent.

GregMan said...

Biden said WHAT?

GregMan said...

"Man, this president thing is harder than I thought!"

GregMan said...

President Soetero suddenly realizes that, yes, he IS a completely unqualified communist idiot.

mega said...

thought bubble: "This is why I try not to have all-white meetings. These people are So. Effing. Boring."

mega said...

"Mr President, a department head at DHS just blew up a building in Oklahoma City without telling anyone, to clear space for a new heliport. How do you want Gibbs to play it?"

Submariner said...

Who the heck put dub in charge of hiring the dancing girls for the party?

metalgarth said...

I can never remember the rules to Texas Hold Them.

Viking04 said...

Damn, I just heard a camera click and I am the only guy in the room who isn't an old white guy.

Army of Dad said...

I nominated another tax cheat! *smack*

Army of Dad said...

The One's thought bubble: Damn, no jacket for the meeting. *smack*

Army of Dad said...

In the American version of Harry Potter Voldemort's head hurts.

Army of Dad said...

Barry: I got it guys, BC headache power will be our next head of state gift!

Army of Dad said...

Come on Barry, quit hitting yourself, quit hitting yourself.

wv: bemen Fat chance his lot ever will

Army of Dad said...

Barry tries to wipe the egg off his face.

dub said...

Ok seriously, for the last time guys, stop calling me Toby.


ATDHE

Mr. Hankey said...

Obama figures he has the game won. They didn't say "Simon Says take you hand off your face".

Mr. Hankey said...

D'ohh

Mr. Hankey said...

After about half an hour, Obama decides to send the cabinet back into their corner closet.

Submariner said...

Little known political fact:
Tax cheat farts sting your eyes.

prince of leaves said...

Obama thought bubble: "Damn, it's Monday, and that means sex with the Wookie tonight..."

prince of leaves said...

"No, no headache, Tim...it's just that when I really need to think, hard, I pretend my head is the Egg of Power™ and all becomes clear..."

ThisOne said...

Oh G-d, Joe, don't..he's going to.....Oh sh*t its the same story he always tells..."when he was in highschool he had this coach"...Oh shut up, don't say that about his daughter..oh crap... I don't want to know....shut up shut up shut up...

flyovercountry said...

Man, what is wrong with you guys? You know we only have 4 years to change this country to communism, and all you guys want to do is whine about the Constitution.

flyovercountry said...

OK guys, I guess joining the mile high club in Air Force One while it flew low over New York was a bad idea. By the way Emanuel, great cover up lie, the press bought it hook line and sinker. Man, are they stupid or what?

Rodney Dill said...

"You should take the Steel ball bearings out of your hand before you do that, sir."

Rodney Dill said...

Home of the Whopper

Keninnorcal said...

Gee, now I own all of Chrysler's V8s.

Army of Dad said...

I could have had a G8(summit)!

molson said...

Thinking make brain hurt.

steve o said...

During a National Security strategic planning session, Obama takes a moment to think about what to get the President of Canada as an official gift.

steve o said...

"...if we make health care free... and then give the vote to 10 million Mexicans...

...then... dang! What did Chavez say we had to do next again?

Man! Being President is HARD!"

steve o said...

The President has a gift, but also his burdens. Yes, also his burdens...

Double the U said...

(Smack!) CRAP, I thought the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

Mr. Hankey said...

Seeing the press arrive, Obama instantly goes into his "Thinking Man" pose to the delight of MSNBC.

dub said...

Hey where da white woman at? Oh, there she is.

dub said...

Where will you be when your lack of experience kicks in?

Mr. Hankey said...

Brain freeze!!!!

Adjustah said...

Wow! I could have had a G8!

Anonymous said...

Hold on guys...let me just adjust my 'savior' mask.