Monday, May 11, 2009
Obama Does Smack
1. "So... does this mean I have cancer or what?"
2. Sniff "My farts have a piquant hint of dijon mustard this morning."
3. "GAWD! That sounds stupid! Gawd, I'm an idiot!" Obama wasn't channeling the ghost of Chris Farley, just having a moment a clarity.
4. "There's still some cocaine on my hand." SNORT!
5. Axelrod: "All right, which one of you idiots gave the president Crazy Glue?"
Best of mega
"Mr President, a department head at DHS just blew up a building in Oklahoma City without telling anyone, to clear space for a new heliport. How do you want Gibbs to play it?"
Best of Army of Dad
Come on Barry, quit hitting yourself, quit hitting yourself.
Best of Mr. Hankey
Best of prince of leaves
"No, no headache, Tim...it's just that when I really need to think, hard, I pretend my head is the Egg of Power™ and all becomes clear..."
Best of ThisOne
Oh G-d, Joe, don't..he's going to.....Oh sh*t its the same story he always tells..."when he was in highschool he had this coach"...Oh shut up, don't say that about his daughter..oh crap... I don't want to know....shut up shut up shut up...
Best of flyovercountry
OK guys, I guess joining the mile high club in Air Force One while it flew low over New York was a bad idea.
Best of Keninnorcal
Gee, now I own all of Chrysler's V8s.
Best of molson
Thinking make brain hurt.
Best of Double the U
(Smack!) CRAP, I thought the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.