1. "So... does this mean I have cancer or what?"
2. Sniff "My farts have a piquant hint of dijon mustard this morning."
3. "GAWD! That sounds stupid! Gawd, I'm an idiot!" Obama wasn't channeling the ghost of Chris Farley, just having a moment a clarity.
4. "There's still some cocaine on my hand." SNORT!
5. Axelrod: "All right, which one of you idiots gave the president Crazy Glue?"
Best of mega
"Mr President, a department head at DHS just blew up a building in Oklahoma City without telling anyone, to clear space for a new heliport. How do you want Gibbs to play it?"
Best of Army of Dad
Come on Barry, quit hitting yourself, quit hitting yourself.
Best of Mr. Hankey
D'oh!
Best of prince of leaves
"No, no headache, Tim...it's just that when I really need to think, hard, I pretend my head is the Egg of Power™ and all becomes clear..."
Best of ThisOne
Oh G-d, Joe, don't..he's going to.....Oh sh*t its the same story he always tells..."when he was in highschool he had this coach"...Oh shut up, don't say that about his daughter..oh crap... I don't want to know....shut up shut up shut up...
Best of flyovercountry
OK guys, I guess joining the mile high club in Air Force One while it flew low over New York was a bad idea.
Best of Keninnorcal
Gee, now I own all of Chrysler's V8s.
Best of molson
Thinking make brain hurt.
Best of Double the U
(Smack!) CRAP, I thought the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
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Obama thought bubble: Quick, think, what do I say"? Obama's dependence on a teleprompter becomes more apparent.
Biden said WHAT?
"Man, this president thing is harder than I thought!"
President Soetero suddenly realizes that, yes, he IS a completely unqualified communist idiot.
thought bubble: "This is why I try not to have all-white meetings. These people are So. Effing. Boring."
"Mr President, a department head at DHS just blew up a building in Oklahoma City without telling anyone, to clear space for a new heliport. How do you want Gibbs to play it?"
Who the heck put dub in charge of hiring the dancing girls for the party?
I can never remember the rules to Texas Hold Them.
Damn, I just heard a camera click and I am the only guy in the room who isn't an old white guy.
I nominated another tax cheat! *smack*
The One's thought bubble: Damn, no jacket for the meeting. *smack*
In the American version of Harry Potter Voldemort's head hurts.
Barry: I got it guys, BC headache power will be our next head of state gift!
Come on Barry, quit hitting yourself, quit hitting yourself.
wv: bemen Fat chance his lot ever will
Barry tries to wipe the egg off his face.
Ok seriously, for the last time guys, stop calling me Toby.
ATDHE
Obama figures he has the game won. They didn't say "Simon Says take you hand off your face".
D'ohh
After about half an hour, Obama decides to send the cabinet back into their corner closet.
Little known political fact:
Tax cheat farts sting your eyes.
Obama thought bubble: "Damn, it's Monday, and that means sex with the Wookie tonight..."
"No, no headache, Tim...it's just that when I really need to think, hard, I pretend my head is the Egg of Power™ and all becomes clear..."
Oh G-d, Joe, don't..he's going to.....Oh sh*t its the same story he always tells..."when he was in highschool he had this coach"...Oh shut up, don't say that about his daughter..oh crap... I don't want to know....shut up shut up shut up...
Man, what is wrong with you guys? You know we only have 4 years to change this country to communism, and all you guys want to do is whine about the Constitution.
OK guys, I guess joining the mile high club in Air Force One while it flew low over New York was a bad idea. By the way Emanuel, great cover up lie, the press bought it hook line and sinker. Man, are they stupid or what?
"You should take the Steel ball bearings out of your hand before you do that, sir."
Home of the Whopper
Gee, now I own all of Chrysler's V8s.
I could have had a G8(summit)!
Thinking make brain hurt.
During a National Security strategic planning session, Obama takes a moment to think about what to get the President of Canada as an official gift.
"...if we make health care free... and then give the vote to 10 million Mexicans...
...then... dang! What did Chavez say we had to do next again?
Man! Being President is HARD!"
The President has a gift, but also his burdens. Yes, also his burdens...
(Smack!) CRAP, I thought the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
Seeing the press arrive, Obama instantly goes into his "Thinking Man" pose to the delight of MSNBC.
Hey where da white woman at? Oh, there she is.
Where will you be when your lack of experience kicks in?
Brain freeze!!!!
Wow! I could have had a G8!
Hold on guys...let me just adjust my 'savior' mask.
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