Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Now, That's What I Call Maneuvers

Brender
1. The male-female disparity in Asia has led to the expected side-effects.

2. How Ang Lee spent Memorial Day.

3. This isn't a porn-scene, it's a baptism, you dirty-minded monors. Never mind the guy on the right with his hand on the initiate's ass. That happens at every baptism!

4. Kim was only mildly disappointed to learn there was no Guinnes entry for "Largest Mass Bukake Scene."

5. Even the ghost of Woody Hayes enjoys a good Asian Cuddle Puddle.

Best of dadoctah
Kim Jong Il decided it was time to his own knock-off of the lucrative Jonas Brothers marketing bonanza.

Best of Mr. Hankey
"...and after the spanking, the oral sex." - Kim Jong Il's Holy Grail remake had it all wrong.

Best of Army of Mom
Ang Lee's remake of China Beach

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I don't know what you do for jellyfish stings!... But I once saw this episode of Friends'..."


Best of mpur
Apparently the term Mud Butt doesn't translate well.

Best of Submariner
Not all of Neil Patrick Harris' dates go willingly...

33 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

ticker me Ermo -- Ur doin it rong

mega said...

Toshiro suddenly realized there was much more than a heimlich maneuver going on, and deeply regretted swallowing the chicken bone.

jj said...

Get that damn monkey outta my pants!

dadoctah said...

Kim Jong Il decided it was time to his own knock-off of the lucrative Jonas Brothers marketing bonanza.

wv: derpsl. Yep, derpsl do that. That's what derps do.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Me rove you rong time". Yoshi regretted his movie quoting abilities almost immediately.

wv: nutricle - a nutritious popsicle.

Submariner said...

Er, shouldn't that be; "Even the ghost of Woody Hayes enjoys a good Asian Cuddle Puddle" V?

Mr. Hankey said...

The Asian version of "Where's Waldo" is just too darn easy.

Submariner said...

No.NO NO!Those sea bass have rasars on heads!

Mr. Hankey said...

After many trials and tribulations, the North Koreans are expected to soon figure out waterboarding and sell cheap knock-offs to the unsuspecting public.

mklasing said...

As soon as Bush went back to Crawford, the N. Korean military has attempted to prepare itself to defend against passive-aggression.

Mr. Hankey said...

"...and after the spanking, the oral sex." - Kim Jong Il's Holy Grail remake had it all wrong.

Army of Mom said...

I've had dreams that started like this.

Army of Mom said...

If I had a dime for every party where I've been in that position.

Did I type that outloud?

Army of Mom said...

"Where's the truck?"

Cheng misunderstood the intent of the foreign exchange student host family when they said they planned to take him 'muddin.'

Army of Mom said...

Noooo. I no wanna pray POW any more!

Army of Mom said...

Summer camp at the McCains wasn't all the campers expected.

Army of Mom said...

Just another tug-of-war at the Enumclaw County Fair.

Army of Mom said...

Reacharound- ur doin it rong!

Army of Mom said...

Ang Lee's remake of China Beach

Army of Mom said...

Only Andrew Sullivan was pleased when his search engine yielded this image for topless mud wrestling.

Ok, maybe SonicFrog, too. Dunno.

Army of Mom said...

Next season on MXC ...

Snowdog said...

Ol' Kim's not so ronery anymore, is he?

Viking04 said...

Banzai Butt Battalion

Son Of The Godfather said...

Where MSG comes from.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I don't know what you do for jellyfish stings!... But I once saw this episode of Friends'..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"So that's how you wash your cammies?... Ancient Chinese secret, huh?" *wink*

mpur said...

Apparently the term Mud Butt doesn't translate well.

Submariner said...

Not all of Neil Patrick Harris' dates go willingly...

Submariner said...

I'll do Sully, I'll do Barney, heck, I'll even do dub - don't make me do the pastied horror from the 22nd!

Matt the K said...

Obligatory George Takei blah blah blah # 347.

Matt the K said...

With the Yangtze rapidly rising, and facing a sandbag shortage, the People's Army was honored to substitute corporals and lower for the necessary mass required.

Matt the K said...

Gong Xi the Dissident becomes rip-rap for Kim Jong Il's duck pond in an elaborate interment ceremony.

Matt the K said...

"I heard the Shanghai Thruway's closed...We must be with ancestors, honable music festival attendees! What we had in mind was breakfast in bed for four hundred thousand million gabillion!"

China's version of Woodstock just, didn't have the same magic...