1. The male-female disparity in Asia has led to the expected side-effects.
2. How Ang Lee spent Memorial Day.
3. This isn't a porn-scene, it's a baptism, you dirty-minded monors. Never mind the guy on the right with his hand on the initiate's ass. That happens at every baptism!
4. Kim was only mildly disappointed to learn there was no Guinnes entry for "Largest Mass Bukake Scene."
5. Even the ghost of Woody Hayes enjoys a good Asian Cuddle Puddle.
Best of dadoctah
Kim Jong Il decided it was time to his own knock-off of the lucrative Jonas Brothers marketing bonanza.
Best of Mr. Hankey
"...and after the spanking, the oral sex." - Kim Jong Il's Holy Grail remake had it all wrong.
Best of Army of Mom
Ang Lee's remake of China Beach
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I don't know what you do for jellyfish stings!... But I once saw this episode of Friends'..."
Best of mpur
Apparently the term Mud Butt doesn't translate well.
Best of Submariner
Not all of Neil Patrick Harris' dates go willingly...
33 comments:
ticker me Ermo -- Ur doin it rong
Toshiro suddenly realized there was much more than a heimlich maneuver going on, and deeply regretted swallowing the chicken bone.
Get that damn monkey outta my pants!
Kim Jong Il decided it was time to his own knock-off of the lucrative Jonas Brothers marketing bonanza.
wv: derpsl. Yep, derpsl do that. That's what derps do.
"Me rove you rong time". Yoshi regretted his movie quoting abilities almost immediately.
wv: nutricle - a nutritious popsicle.
Er, shouldn't that be; "Even the ghost of Woody Hayes enjoys a good Asian Cuddle Puddle" V?
The Asian version of "Where's Waldo" is just too darn easy.
No.NO NO!Those sea bass have rasars on heads!
After many trials and tribulations, the North Koreans are expected to soon figure out waterboarding and sell cheap knock-offs to the unsuspecting public.
As soon as Bush went back to Crawford, the N. Korean military has attempted to prepare itself to defend against passive-aggression.
"...and after the spanking, the oral sex." - Kim Jong Il's Holy Grail remake had it all wrong.
I've had dreams that started like this.
If I had a dime for every party where I've been in that position.
Did I type that outloud?
"Where's the truck?"
Cheng misunderstood the intent of the foreign exchange student host family when they said they planned to take him 'muddin.'
Noooo. I no wanna pray POW any more!
Summer camp at the McCains wasn't all the campers expected.
Just another tug-of-war at the Enumclaw County Fair.
Reacharound- ur doin it rong!
Ang Lee's remake of China Beach
Only Andrew Sullivan was pleased when his search engine yielded this image for topless mud wrestling.
Ok, maybe SonicFrog, too. Dunno.
Next season on MXC ...
Ol' Kim's not so ronery anymore, is he?
Banzai Butt Battalion
Where MSG comes from.
"I don't know what you do for jellyfish stings!... But I once saw this episode of Friends'..."
"So that's how you wash your cammies?... Ancient Chinese secret, huh?" *wink*
Apparently the term Mud Butt doesn't translate well.
Not all of Neil Patrick Harris' dates go willingly...
I'll do Sully, I'll do Barney, heck, I'll even do dub - don't make me do the pastied horror from the 22nd!
Obligatory George Takei blah blah blah # 347.
With the Yangtze rapidly rising, and facing a sandbag shortage, the People's Army was honored to substitute corporals and lower for the necessary mass required.
Gong Xi the Dissident becomes rip-rap for Kim Jong Il's duck pond in an elaborate interment ceremony.
"I heard the Shanghai Thruway's closed...We must be with ancestors, honable music festival attendees! What we had in mind was breakfast in bed for four hundred thousand million gabillion!"
China's version of Woodstock just, didn't have the same magic...
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