LGF 2.0 is doing a 'Cap This.' I know you guys can do better...
1. Rita found that rubbing her crotch against's Ricky's scruffy head was the perfect thing to relieve the itching from her crabs.
2. "Who cares if she's got an arm growing out of her abdomen. Like I'm gonna f--- her abdomen."
3. "I didn't get a harrumph out of that skank!"
4. "Point out one more... one more... girl that's hotter than me and this cup of liquid nitrogen goes right in your lap, buster."
5. Rick was born in Arkansas exactly nine months after his mother 'worked out' a DUI at the governor's mansion.
Best of metalgarth
Either A) He needs a haircut or B) She really needs a Brazillian Wax
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Best of Viking04
Amber prepares to queef in Biff's ear to get his attention.
Best of GregMan
Tragically, Biff was too drunk to do anything other than giggle and point as the tidal wave closed in on the sprink breakers.
Best of Jack Reacher
ORA: "This is how you throw a sexy party. Stewie Griffin eat your heart out!"
Best of Mr. Hankey
Jody still remembers that day he took Dad's credit card without permission.
Best of Oiao
"Dude! Then I buy this boat on an overextended AMEX and, whoa, default, and Uncle Teddy get's the rest of the Senate to bail me out. Word! And I'm taking that babe for a ride in a car over the bridge later to celebrate, Dude!"
Best of Dr. Hardcrab
DUDE!! I was just scratchin' my head and, like, SMELL MY FINGER!!!!
Best of Submariner
...and bring back some Nachos Grande. And a bag of marshmallows. And some Cheetos. And maybe a cube of Coors? Oh, and don't forget some bratwursts, and charcoal, and lighter fluid, and a couple of bags of chips, and...
Best of dadoctah
The one Baldwin brother even Billy's embarrassed to be seem with.
Best of Army of Mom
Dammit Darren, she's right. If you put your ear to her pussy, you CAN hear the ocean.