1. And then he yelled, "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" and dove into the mosh pit. The casualties were massive.
2. Apparently, this 'Crazy Train' includes a dining car.
3. Fat, drunk and androgynous is no way to go through life son.
4. The hair extensions did nothing to hide James Hetfield's real problem.
5. Despite Tina Yothers best efforts, the part of Jim Morrison went to Val Kilmer.
Wicked Best of Mr Hankey
Back To The Future 2015 - Marty McFly takes to the stage at the "Enchantment Under The Sea" dance playing "Rape Me", then goes and sleeps with his mother & father.
Best of metalgarth
They new the risks when they took the gig as house band at the Old Country Buffet
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I'm not sure if I understand what Wynonna Judd is going for these days.
Best of Army of Dad
"Oh, oh, oh, oh, sweet pie of mine"
Best of jeff
"Stand clear the backblast area - she's gonna blow!"
Best of Julie the Jarhead
"BEEFCAKE!"
Best of prince of leaves
After twenty years and a hundred extra pounds, Romeo Void's reunion tour was not the draw the promoters had hoped for.
Best of ZACHARIEL - GAY ANGEL
While Laurie did not win Miss Tennessee, she did win Miss Congeniality.
Best of Matt the K
Heart just wasn't the same without both of the Wilson sisters.
Best of Matt the K
'Heavy Metal' best described the intricate series of bridge trusses required to hold up the stage.
Best of dadoctah
ObDaveBerry: "The Angry Weebles" would be a great name for a rock band.
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Misdirection. While all you monors are focused on the fat intercourse up front, you overlook the fact that the drummer is using the clothes of the homeless guy he just killed to dampen his bass drum
Best of Kaptain Krude
"one more thing V the Koward, I'm tired of you presenting yourself as some holier than thou do-gooder Christian . the pictures of tits and animals having sex on your blog reveal the deep sickness you truly possess and explain your desire to hide behind "faith" and "good deeds" to cover up what a sick f*** you really are. And if I ever catch you eating any of my Ho-Ho's again, you'll be in big trouble, mister!"
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Does your laxative kick in at the wrong time?
It's obvious this guy can't be considered a "starving artist"
They new the risks when they took the gig as house band at the Old Country Buffet
"The Biggest Loser" is not his favorite TV show. It's whoever is desperate enough to become his groupie
V teh K said: Apparently, this 'Crazy Train' includes a dining car.
Best.Capshun.Evah
...and before someone else says it, I'm looking at you Matt the K, THIS IS NOT MY FAVORITE BAND!
Thurzdayz Rock!
The Screaming Assholes of Death take the stage 3 seconds before it collapses
I'm not sure if I understand what Wynonna Judd is going for these days.
After losing his job at a Pittsburgh Hooters, Joe grew his hair out and tried his luck at heavy metal.
He was a dismal failure at that endeavor also.
Meatloaf Jr. tries out for the school band.
Triple Bypass Metal is kind of like Death Metal, but with a larger hospital bill.
Bizarro Axle Rose.
"Oh, oh, oh, oh, sweet pie of mine"
Hey hey hey, its Fat Axle!
Pretty sure the only drug this rocker is on is marijuana...
The Star Wars kid is still trying to find lasting fame.
I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLFFFFFFFF!!!!!!
Needless to say his favorite Judas Priest album is "Sin after Sin" gluttony, gluttony, gluttony, gluttony, & gluttony.
but his favorite Queen album is ironically enough "Sheer Heart Attack"
Rats... someone took the Meatloaf joke already.
"Stand clear the backblast area - she's gonna blow!"
"BEEFCAKE!"
'Heavy' Metal takes on a whole new meaning.
And then he yelled, "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" and dove into the mosh pit. The casualties were massive.He is so not the Juggernaut, he is the Blob. Haven't you read X-Men #3?
Meatloaf Jr. beats back the fans with his mic stand - yes indeedy do, Meatloaf Jr's fantasy life is amazingly vivid since he discovered PCP.
After twenty years and a hundred extra pounds, Romeo Void's reunion tour was not the draw the promoters had hoped for.
Wow. Charles Johnson has really let himself go.
I was going to say that Meatloaf has really let himself go, but I think he's actually slimmed down a bit.
And you wonder why Jeff Amet was so slow when trying to run away from the mugger.
I didn't realize V took up singing....
You think he's bad, you should see the guy he's fighting off with the mic stand!!!!!
More cowbell!
More cowbell!In his case, it's a Side of Beef Bell
While Laurie did not win Miss Tennessee, she did win Miss Congeniality.
"Too fat, too fat for love!" by Portly Crue
The drummer in Russell's band was so embarrassed he always found a conveniently placed cymbal to hide behind whenever the cameras came out.
Heart just wasn't the same without both of the Wilson sisters.
wv: dieta (!)
Ian's contract stipulated that only brown m&m's be served backstage. And for lunch, and for breakfast. And for dinner.
The fans collectively breathed a sigh of relief now that the band has moved out it's spandex phase.
Disgusted with the results of the excesses of his unhealthy lifestyle, Brian wisely took up heroin to drop the weight.
Ian doesn't wail into the mic, he *whales* into the mic.
'Heavy Metal' best described the intricate series of bridge trusses required to hold up the stage.
"Mom?"
Meatloaf's younger brother, Lasagna
On a special installment of "Where Are They Now?", Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm unveil their updated version of "Let the Sun Shine In".
I.DON'T.WANT.YOUR.FREAKIN.AFTER.DINNER.MINT!
Enumclaw Dinner Theatre present:
"Eat Your F#@%ing Cornflakes!"
She's a whole lotta rosie.
Meatloaf Redux? Not!
Very ORA: Son of Udo just asks that you ACCEPT him as he is.
"Eat my cherry pie, eat it all day, cry every night."
Fat, drunk Janie Lane just sings from the heart these days.
Ever since Tawny Kitaen left him, David Coverdale has been on a downhill slide...
For Sebastoan Bach, "Skid Row" morphs from band name to 'last known address'.
Pamela finally makes it onto American Idol by eating all the other other contestants.
More 'Taco' Bell!!!
Back To The Future 2015 - Marty McFly takes to the stage at the "Enchantment Under The Sea" dance playing "Rape Me", then goes and sleeps with his mother & father.
ObDaveBerry: "The Angry Weebles" would be a great name for a rock band.
Humpty Dumpty Lumpty totally ROCKS the 7th Grade at Dutton Township Elementary.
wv is also the name of their first album: suicidek
Misdirection. While all you monors are focused on the fat intercourse up front, you overlook the fact that the drummer is using the clothes of the homeless guy he just killed to dampen his bass drum
"If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows."
Sam Kinnison
"one more thing V the Koward, I'm tired of you presenting yourself as some holier than thou do-gooder Christian . the pictures of tits and animals having sex on your blog reveal the deep sickness you truly possess and explain your desire to hide behind "faith" and "good deeds" to cover up what a sick f*** you really are. And if I ever catch you eating any of my Ho-Ho's again, you'll be in big trouble, mister!"
I can see a pair of pies
by the dashboard light...
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