Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Monkeyfish


1. The dreaded piranha-monkeys of the Amazon basin can strip a model to the skeleton in under two minutes.

2. Hollywood's bio-pic of Jane Goodall took all sorts of liberties with the story.

3. "Pull my banana?"

4. Dana Perrino, on vacation, ponders the relative attractiveness of damn, dirty apes compared with the White House Press Corps.

5. Tom Lehrer's grand-daughter prefers poisoning monkeys at the beach.


Wicked Best of GregMan
A bunch of smelly, hairy, masturbating little apes flinging urine and feces at a beautiful, intellligent woman? This must be the Miss USA pageant!

Best of Army of Dad
ORA: No monkey, this is my pot pie!

Best of Viking04
Thank you for arriving in time for our regularly-scheduled poo flinging.

Best of Julie the Jarhead
Am I the only pervert who notices that most of the monkeys have their hands beneath the surface of the water?

Best of dadoctah
"Damn", thought Fay Wray, "my pheromones must be *really* screwed up!"

Best of Adriane
Whoa! You mean they're not filming Kurt Vonnegut's Galapagos ?!?

Best of Van Helsing
Never get caught on the beach with snacks when Daily Kos is having its annual convention at the seaside.

Best of Army of Dad
"If you don't stop begging I will have to spank you, you naughty little monkey you!"

Best of racerboy
"Would you like to touch my... aw, nevermind..."

Best of Silhouette
"Remember us? We're the sea monkeys you flushed in 4th grade."
Best of Submariner
I didn't know that Sharon Stone tried to provide relief during Katrina...

Best of ochagirl
FrankJ yelled at the television, "I TOLD EVERYONE THAT THEY'D COME FOR US! GO TO THE MONKEY SHELTER AND GET MY MONKEY GUN!"

Best of Mr. Hankey
Coming back to the USA from vacation, Paris looks around and falls to the beach "You Maniacs!! You blew it up!! Damn you all to hell!"

32 comments:

Army of Dad said...

Begging monkey says: I CAN HAS EARLY THURZDAY?

Army of Dad said...

ORA: No monkey, this is my pot pie!

dub said...

Jane always enjoyed her weekends at the beach with the Obama family.

Viking04 said...

Thank you for arriving in time for our regularly-scheduled poo flinging.

Viking04 said...

We don't care if you people do care about us, we will NOT make a donation to Greenpeace.

Viking04 said...

Pardon me, Madame, but would you happen to have any Futurama on your PSP>

Viking04 said...

Ang Lee remakes GORILLAS IN THE MIST, but names it MONKEYS IN THE SURF (all female monkeys).

Julie the Jarhead said...

Am I the only pervert who notices that most of the monkeys have their hands beneath the surface of the water?

Viking04 said...

Julie the Jarhead said...

Am I the only pervert who notices that most of the monkeys have their hands beneath the surface of the water?

Don't ask, don't tell.

dadoctah said...

"Damn", thought Fay Wray, "my pheromones must be *really* screwed up!"

Jay Guevara said...

ACORN extending its voter registration drive to swimmers.

jj said...

I didn't know that monkeys were attracted to the smell of fish.

Adriane said...

Whoa! You mean they're not filming Kurt Vonnegut's Galapagos ?!?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Trixie voted for obamalama. Trixie thought it'd be rewarding to visit DC this summer and help "at risk" yoots. Trixie was immediately molested and robbed by the locals. Trixie didn't understand why. Trixie's a blonde.

Van Helsing said...

Never get caught on the beach with snacks when Daily Kos is having its annual convention at the seaside.

Army of Dad said...

"If you don't stop begging I will have to spank you, you naughty little monkey you!"

racerboy said...

"Would you like to touch my... aw, nevermind..."

Silhouette said...

"Remember us? We're the sea monkeys you flushed in 4th grade."

jeff said...

"No, no, no! Elle McPherson isn't in this year's swimsuit edition!"

Submariner said...

How, 'bout that? M'chel hired a white girl to watch the kids at the beach this summer...




ATDHE - A

Submariner said...

What happens at Avalon River, stays at Avalon River.

Submariner said...

I didn't know that Sharon Stone tried to provide relief during Katrina...



ATDHE - A

ochagirl said...

FrankJ yelled at the television, "I TOLD EVERYONE THAT THEY'D COME FOR US! GO TO THE MONKEY SHELTER AND GET MY MONKEY GUN!"

Too obscure?
http://www.imao.us/archives/000727.html

Mr. Hankey said...

Coming back to the USA from vacation, Paris looks around and falls to the beach "You Maniacs!! You blew it up!! Damn you all to hell!"

Mr. Hankey said...

MoveOn.org has bikini girls canvassing votes for ACORN.

Mr. Hankey said...

Oops...didn't see the other Acorn post. :)

Mr. Hankey said...

Not willing to be upstaged by pigs, monkeys in Mexico are attacking tourists and bringing back the Aids.

GregMan said...

A bunch of smelly, hairy, masturbating little apes flinging urine and feces at a beautiful, intellligent woman? This must be the Miss USA pageant!

GregMan said...

Dr. Kamelteau set out to prove the theory that a million monkeys on a million typewriters can do a better job covering the news than the New York Times.

Army of Dad said...

Ocha, not too obscure for me!

Chrees said...

"The Bachelorette" hits rock bottom. And keeps digging...

Viking04 said...

Next on FOX, The Cougar meets Survivor.