Thursday, May 07, 2009

Miss Tuning

Jack Bauer



Best of Viking04
Next, we will see Jim wrestle the wild Cameltoe to the ground. This is Marlin Perkins for Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.

Best of ochagirl
"I, like, bought this, like, CAR in, you know, pink cuz it's my favorite color in, like, the WHOLE world. I feel like I'm such a good person cuz I know buying this car will, like, help kill breast cancer. Cancer is totally bad, and cancer of the boobs is way worse, cuz where would the world be without women? I mean, duh!"

Best of dub
The crowd stood by in horror as Julia proclaimed "fisting is for amateurs...watch what I can do with a Cadillac!"

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Summer lovin, happened so fast"

ochagirl said...

What's with the horrible airbrushing? I'm not talking about the car, either.

ochagirl said...

Also digitally modified: "her" crotch.

vw: inice - notsomuch

Viking04 said...

Next, we will see Jim wrestle the wild Cameltoe to the ground. This is Marlin Perkins for Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.

ochagirl said...

"I, like, bought this, like, CAR in, you know, pink cuz it's my favorite color in, like, the WHOLE world. I feel like I'm such a good person cuz I know buying this car will, like, help kill breast cancer. Cancer is totally bad, and cancer of the boobs is way worse, cuz where would the world be without women? I mean, duh!"

P.S. A big F.U. to anyone who thinks I'm making fun breast cancer. My dad died last year from lung cancer.

Matt the K said...

If her bodice gets any tighter, she'll be tuned to a D-flat.

dub said...

The car used to be white before she menstruated all over it.

Viking04 said...

Mr. Obama:

Mr. Clinton sent over his personal car and driver. They are waiting out back.

mpur said...

So, is it pink on the inside?

(I'm talking about the car, you perverts!)

mpur said...

I'm standing way back to avoid dub's projectile vomiting.

Army of Dad said...

dub vision on: Pink caddy and a pink fatty.

Army of Dad said...

That's nothing, wait until you see what her pimp is wearing!

Army of Dad said...

Successful hitchhiker.

Army of Dad said...

Those are some big headlights.

wv: foxyl

Army of Dad said...

She simply can't color coordinate-the car and her top are to very different shades of pink.

Perez Hilton tries his hand at judging the photo shoots in Hot Rod magazine.

Army of Dad said...

Time to test the bumpers.

dadoctah said...

Both the car and the model's outfit are available in white, black, silver, and as seen here, "pepto-bismol".

dub said...

That's a pretty mean hemorrhoid you've got there ma'am.

dub said...

The crowd stood by in horror as Julia proclaimed "fisting is for amateurs...watch what I can do with a Cadillac!"

Submariner said...

I think I'm gonna like the new season on "Desperate Army Housewifes..."

Submariner said...

What a coincidence; SOTG drives an old, pink Caddy...

Anonymous said...

Nice set of...headlights there.